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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
Purple Legal Warrant
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
idiotic dull roommate filthpig
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
painfully honest magenta knife
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
rusted halford
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Talking hall
  08/27/26
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Talking hall
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Mint Faggot Firefighter Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
floppy opaque stage
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
floppy opaque stage
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Talking hall
  08/27/26
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
...
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
edit ❌
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Dickens
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
anna karenina
rusted halford
  08/27/26
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
wtf
floppy opaque stage
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Talking hall
  08/27/26
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
khaki piazza
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Orwell
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
...
Chest-beating Lay Boltzmann
  08/27/26
...
Electric institution selfie
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Mint Faggot Firefighter Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/28/26
...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
I really can't
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Triste!
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
khaki piazza
  08/27/26
don't know :(
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
khaki piazza
  08/27/26
oh good one
hot costumed karate
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Chest-beating Lay Boltzmann
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Mischievous crotch
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/27/26
No.
Mischievous crotch
  08/27/26
Dracula
hot costumed karate
  08/28/26
Im gay
insecure trailer park
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
sienna headpube
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Electric institution selfie
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Dun cracking nibblets
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
hideous crackhouse
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
sienna headpube
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Brindle demanding community account
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Fiercely-loyal Heaven
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Brindle demanding community account
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Purple Legal Warrant

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: idiotic dull roommate filthpig

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: painfully honest magenta knife

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: rusted halford

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Talking hall

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: hot costumed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Talking hall

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Mint Faggot Firefighter Mad-dog Skullcap

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: floppy opaque stage

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: floppy opaque stage

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Talking hall

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: hot costumed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: hot costumed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: hot costumed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: rusted halford

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: hot costumed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: hot costumed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: floppy opaque stage

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Talking hall

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: hot costumed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: khaki piazza

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: hot costumed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: hot costumed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating Lay Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Electric institution selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Mint Faggot Firefighter Mad-dog Skullcap

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: hot costumed karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: khaki piazza

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: khaki piazza

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: hot costumed karate

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Chest-beating Lay Boltzmann

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Mischievous crotch

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Mischievous crotch

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: hot costumed karate

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: insecure trailer park

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: sienna headpube

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Electric institution selfie

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Dun cracking nibblets

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: hideous crackhouse

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: sienna headpube

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Brindle demanding community account

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heaven

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Brindle demanding community account

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2.#50138369)