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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: out-of-control high-end hunting ground casino

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling nubile roommate

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Bespoke volcanic crater

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: rose insecure karate

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: stirring juggernaut

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: stirring juggernaut

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Unhinged Philosopher-king



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: carmine nofapping property sound barrier

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: ivory racy heaven

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Electric corner

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: chest-beating voyeur

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: ivory racy heaven

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: very tactful cruise ship boltzmann

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling cordovan rehab



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: laughsome peach keepsake machete mad-dog skullcap

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: very tactful cruise ship boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Diverse area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Saffron cocky spot

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Saffron cocky spot

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Saffron cocky spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Saffron cocky spot

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: hideous mauve mediation school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Flushed Angry Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: frutiger aeropostale

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: frutiger aeropostale

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2.#49706886)