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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

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sepia locus place of business
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superior anglo culture
Crystalline death wish
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Crystalline death wish
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Crystalline death wish
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Crystalline death wish
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Crystalline death wish
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Crystalline death wish
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Crystalline death wish
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Superior gooK culture DURR DURR https://www.nbcnews.com/...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
sepia locus place of business
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
sepia locus place of business
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
talented gas station kitty cat
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
sepia locus place of business
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
sepia locus place of business
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  05/22/26
His moniker?
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  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Razzle-dazzle aqua gunner deer antler
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
irradiated seedy jewess
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Twisted diverse station faggotry
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
irradiated seedy jewess
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
sepia locus place of business
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Crusty know-it-all rigpig newt
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Mahogany unholy hospital stain
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
coral mentally impaired factory reset button karate
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
sepia locus place of business
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
racy lake parlour
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Crawly Point Pozpig
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
sepia locus place of business
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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sepia locus place of business
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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sepia locus place of business
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
sepia locus place of business
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
light sticky famous landscape painting
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
very tactful 180 heaven
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
sepia locus place of business
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lol
talented gas station kitty cat
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Comical Address
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Peach partner round eye
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
sepia locus place of business
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Peach partner round eye
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Link?
sepia locus place of business
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Peach partner round eye
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
sepia locus place of business
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
sepia locus place of business
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
sepia locus place of business
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Confused Saffron Church Building Really Tough Guy
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
sepia locus place of business
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
sepia locus place of business
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Peach partner round eye
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
adulterous national
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Killself seems appropriate
Bipolar lay
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
heady school cafeteria
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
sepia locus place of business
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AI
racy lake parlour
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Twisted diverse station faggotry
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
self-centered mood
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Confused Saffron Church Building Really Tough Guy
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
Olive floppy orchestra pit
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
sepia locus place of business
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
very tactful 180 heaven
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Crystalline death wish

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: Crystalline death wish



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50090580)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50114162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Bossy halford trailer park

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Bossy halford trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50114174)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Bossy halford trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50114175)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Bossy halford trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50114176)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Bossy halford trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50114177)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50121351)



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Date: September 15th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50136959)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 1:17 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50141651)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50146083)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Crystalline death wish



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Crystalline death wish



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: talented gas station kitty cat

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Twisted diverse station faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: wonderful stead hairy legs

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: irradiated seedy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: amethyst bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: coral mentally impaired factory reset button karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring pale turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: racy lake parlour

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: house-broken office dysfunction

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: irradiated seedy jewess

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle aqua gunner deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: irradiated seedy jewess

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Twisted diverse station faggotry

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: irradiated seedy jewess

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: motley mewling church mexican

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Crusty know-it-all rigpig newt

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Mahogany unholy hospital stain

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: coral mentally impaired factory reset button karate

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: racy lake parlour

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Crawly Point Pozpig

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: coral mentally impaired factory reset button karate

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: house-broken office dysfunction

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: talented gas station kitty cat

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Comical Address

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: ungodly passionate cumskin

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Twisted diverse station faggotry

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Red hall prole

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: very tactful 180 heaven

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: light sticky famous landscape painting

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: very tactful 180 heaven

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: light sticky famous landscape painting

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: lemon doctorate

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: very tactful 180 heaven

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: grizzly slap-happy market

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: talented gas station kitty cat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Comical Address

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Peach partner round eye

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Peach partner round eye

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: sepia locus place of business

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Peach partner round eye

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: awkward institution

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: sepia locus place of business

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Confused Saffron Church Building Really Tough Guy

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: dashing giraffe nursing home

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Peach partner round eye

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: adulterous national

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Bipolar lay

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: heady school cafeteria

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: racy lake parlour

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Twisted diverse station faggotry

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: self-centered mood

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Confused Saffron Church Building Really Tough Guy

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Olive floppy orchestra pit

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: sepia locus place of business

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: very tactful 180 heaven

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: mint stirring quadroon

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2.#50068093)