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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Offensive elastic band
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
thirsty rigpig
  01/05/14
...
Chestnut harsh set ladyboy
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Offensive elastic band
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Offensive elastic band
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Offensive elastic band
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Offensive elastic band
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
dull talented pit people who are hurt
  06/25/12
...
marvelous violent home
  06/25/12
Jesus
High-end drab degenerate
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Pontificating Amethyst Public Bath Toilet Seat
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
federal laughsome range milk
  08/02/12
crying
multi-colored navy kitty cat generalized bond
  08/29/12
...
electric deep selfie trust fund
  02/22/13
...
bull headed aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Frum Talking Immigrant
  03/19/14
...
Floppy multi-billionaire
  06/27/14
...
House-broken Lake Lay
  06/27/14
...
garnet self-absorbed school tattoo
  09/14/17
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Hairless Cumskin Den
  07/20/18
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Hairless Cumskin Den
  02/09/19
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buck-toothed hunting ground theater
  07/11/19
...
Medicated Arousing Ticket Booth Dog Poop
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Submissive Athletic Conference
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Offensive elastic band
  06/25/12
cop
marvelous violent home
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
marvelous violent home
  06/25/12
...
dull talented pit people who are hurt
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Boyish abode
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
infuriating candlestick maker institution
  08/02/12
...
Buff filthy headpube
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
razzle-dazzle sanctuary
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
insecure national security agency karate
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
marvelous violent home
  06/25/12
...
Galvanic Boltzmann Whorehouse
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
marvelous violent home
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
infuriating candlestick maker institution
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
canary travel guidebook business firm
  08/21/13
...
Offensive elastic band
  06/25/12
...
Big mexican dilemma
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Hairraiser useless rehab deer antler
  06/25/12
...
Buff filthy headpube
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Alcoholic old irish cottage property
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Offensive elastic band
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
charismatic brunch bbw
  06/25/12
...
Offensive elastic band
  06/26/12
...
Buff filthy headpube
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Fragrant Theatre
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Offensive elastic band
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
exciting chapel
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
stimulating misanthropic nursing home
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Offensive elastic band
  08/02/12
...
Offensive elastic band
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
federal laughsome range milk
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
infuriating candlestick maker institution
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
infuriating candlestick maker institution
  08/02/12
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Bright potus clown
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Offensive elastic band
  08/02/12
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Aromatic base
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
infuriating candlestick maker institution
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
stimulating misanthropic nursing home
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Offensive elastic band
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
infuriating candlestick maker institution
  08/06/12
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Pale Station
  08/06/12
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infuriating candlestick maker institution
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Bright potus clown
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
plum razzmatazz sandwich
  08/20/12
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Bright potus clown
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Offensive elastic band
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
bull headed aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  08/21/13
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infuriating candlestick maker institution
  02/22/13
...
Buff filthy headpube
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
bull headed aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
canary travel guidebook business firm
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
bull headed aphrodisiac meetinghouse
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Floppy multi-billionaire
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
canary travel guidebook business firm
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
contagious church
  08/21/13
180
Buff filthy headpube
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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excitant pozpig
  03/19/14
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Floppy multi-billionaire
  06/27/14
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vivacious spot police squad
  07/22/14
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Fighting Parlour Ceo
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Fighting Parlour Ceo
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Overrated Point
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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infuriating candlestick maker institution
  12/11/14
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green fat ankles parlor
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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Indecent roast beef background story
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Avocado dopamine queen of the night
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Well-lubricated Center Roommate
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Hateful Coffee Pot
  09/15/17
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green fat ankles parlor
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infuriating candlestick maker institution
  06/27/17
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green fat ankles parlor
  07/29/17
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unhinged chartreuse patrolman bawdyhouse
  10/01/17
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Fragrant Theatre
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
misunderstood locus ratface
  01/29/18
where did he go
costumed cracking friendly grandma
  01/29/18
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titillating insanely creepy feces
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Fragrant Theatre
  08/16/18
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emerald balding dingle berry
  01/25/19
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  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
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  05/26/19
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burgundy love of her life casino
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Medicated Arousing Ticket Booth Dog Poop
  08/27/21
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  07/16/22
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Bespoke theater stage pisswyrm
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
a simple jewish ape who likes the sea
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: thirsty rigpig

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Chestnut harsh set ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: dull talented pit people who are hurt

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: marvelous violent home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: High-end drab degenerate

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Pontificating Amethyst Public Bath Toilet Seat

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: federal laughsome range milk

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: multi-colored navy kitty cat generalized bond

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: electric deep selfie trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: bull headed aphrodisiac meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Frum Talking Immigrant

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Floppy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: House-broken Lake Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: garnet self-absorbed school tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Hairless Cumskin Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Hairless Cumskin Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed hunting ground theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Medicated Arousing Ticket Booth Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Submissive Athletic Conference

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: marvelous violent home

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: marvelous violent home

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: dull talented pit people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Boyish abode

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker institution

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Buff filthy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sanctuary

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: insecure national security agency karate

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: marvelous violent home

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Galvanic Boltzmann Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: marvelous violent home

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker institution

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: canary travel guidebook business firm

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Big mexican dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser useless rehab deer antler

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Buff filthy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic old irish cottage property

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: charismatic brunch bbw

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Offensive elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Buff filthy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Fragrant Theatre

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: exciting chapel

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic nursing home

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: federal laughsome range milk

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker institution

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker institution

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Bright potus clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Aromatic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker institution

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: stimulating misanthropic nursing home

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Offensive elastic band

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker institution

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Pale Station

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Bright potus clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: plum razzmatazz sandwich

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Bright potus clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Offensive elastic band

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: bull headed aphrodisiac meetinghouse

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Buff filthy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: bull headed aphrodisiac meetinghouse

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: canary travel guidebook business firm

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: bull headed aphrodisiac meetinghouse

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Floppy multi-billionaire

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: canary travel guidebook business firm

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: contagious church

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Buff filthy headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Buff filthy headpube

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Buff filthy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Buff filthy headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: excitant pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Ocher therapy pocket flask

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Floppy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: vivacious spot police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Fighting Parlour Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Fighting Parlour Ceo

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Overrated Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Vibrant vermilion tank half-breed

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: green fat ankles parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Puce hideous giraffe azn

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Indecent roast beef background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Avocado dopamine queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Center Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: crimson sadistic stead jap

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Hateful Coffee Pot

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: green fat ankles parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: infuriating candlestick maker institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: green fat ankles parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: unhinged chartreuse patrolman bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Fragrant Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: misunderstood locus ratface

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: costumed cracking friendly grandma

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: titillating insanely creepy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Fragrant Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: emerald balding dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: lime forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling twinkling alpha hospital

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Khaki Brethren Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: burgundy love of her life casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Medicated Arousing Ticket Booth Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Sable fantasy-prone preventive strike incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Bespoke theater stage pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#49964828)