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If your body doesn’t look like this at 49, u owe yourself an apology (Epah, pi

https://imgur.com/a/iuLWLgO
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
You're on TRT and are sterile Ljl
Vivacious twinkling national
  07/16/26
If he is on cycle or cruising, he's obviously using a replac...
Magenta Market Newt
  07/16/26
I've never done anything but creatine around 10-15 years ago
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
you might want to do just for men gel also I realize why...
Electric french chad
  07/16/26
Don’t be coy lil breh — just post a throwaway if...
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
you have gay voice iirc
cowgod
  07/17/26
lol
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  07/17/26
Why does EVERYONE say that??
Penis Head
  07/17/26
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cowgod
  07/21/26
looking good man, nice bathroom. don't love the tats but i ...
vigorous vengeful corner
  07/16/26
This is from the LAX Sheraton. I sent it to some wife from ...
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
I can beat you up irl, juuuuust sayin' haha.
dashing maize church building circlehead
  07/16/26
ty I'll be whacking off to this later 💯 but lmao at those...
Thriller indigo orchestra pit
  07/16/26
it has now occurred to me that those aren't actually ur shor...
Thriller indigo orchestra pit
  07/16/26
Sometimes the cock tip comes out the bottom of a guy's short...
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
why did you edit out your pelvic area but not your dickhead?
Lake Love Of Her Life
  07/16/26
I wanted to see how I'd look in "short-shorts"
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
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fragrant pearly school
  07/16/26
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razzle garrison
  07/16/26
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Comical impressive station
  07/16/26
The subtle incomplete redaction really solidifies this as 18...
razzle garrison
  07/16/26
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arousing address candlestick maker
  07/16/26
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Sickened toaster
  07/16/26
it was only subtle because his head is so tiny
Electric french chad
  07/16/26
seriously rofl at the drawn-on, too-short shorts
bat-shit-crazy yellow lettuce theatre
  07/16/26
...
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
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bronze glittery heaven
  07/17/26
Top 1% for your age, but... you look kinda skinny, like too ...
Magenta Market Newt
  07/16/26
I used to always try to stay at 215-220, but my "doctor...
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
It is objectively healthier. We're conditioned to look at ...
Magenta Market Newt
  07/16/26
That's top .01% for his age.
Comical impressive station
  07/16/26
You look fantastic, my man. Really reminds me that I should ...
adulterous affirmative action
  07/16/26
ty
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
are you not constantly reminded of that while going about yo...
fragrant pearly school
  07/16/26
If you look 59 at 49 you owe yourself an apology
Boyish Stag Film Laser Beams
  07/16/26
for real. He's gray as fuck wtf.
Electric french chad
  07/16/26
if you're taking nudes at 49 you owe all of us an apology, b...
avocado insane spot
  07/16/26
An apology for the censorship
supple iridescent library
  07/16/26
Worthless pic without that COCK
supple iridescent library
  07/16/26
zoom in for a free gift breh
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
Ily
supple iridescent library
  07/16/26
Show us your COCK
salmon provocative piazza
  07/16/26
...
supple iridescent library
  07/16/26
Come see me first thing tomorrow morning. We need to discus...
Sickened toaster
  07/16/26
...
salmon provocative piazza
  07/17/26
(Lacks attention to detail)
black public bath
  07/16/26
...
bronze glittery heaven
  07/17/26
...
salmon provocative piazza
  07/17/26
...
Hairraiser topaz casino feces
  07/17/26
(missed interaction of clause 7.6 and cock)
Hairraiser topaz casino feces
  07/17/26
Honest curiosity about your diet and exercise these days. Do...
Fiercely-loyal Cumskin
  07/16/26
I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits fill...
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
Very handsome brother please describe current diet and exerc...
coiffed well-lubricated haunted graveyard
  07/16/26
ty. it's right there ^^
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
Is that a wizard on your PopSocket?
razzle garrison
  07/16/26
It's a grey tabby kitten zooming thru the cosmos
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
180. You should make your ringtone Nyan Cat.
razzle garrison
  07/16/26
Did you know that the PopSocket founders were a bunch of dis...
Sickened toaster
  07/16/26
No LOL holy shit. https://spot.colorado.edu/~tooley/David...
razzle garrison
  07/16/26
A good buddy ran in their social circles before becoming a l...
Sickened toaster
  07/16/26
I think that was part of appeal of becoming a professor! Wha...
razzle garrison
  07/16/26
this is what libs took from you probably ~50% of my profs...
Thriller indigo orchestra pit
  07/17/26
Rofl 180
Comical impressive station
  07/16/26
Only XO would come up with a version of the “made you ...
Sickened toaster
  07/16/26
...
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
EPAH is a god tier poaster
black public bath
  07/16/26
I want to hate him so bad
massive antidepressant drug
  07/16/26
...
salmon provocative piazza
  07/17/26
How are we gonna have 106 “views” of a “hi...
Exciting brindle coldplay fan
  07/16/26
Imgur counter must be delayed because I've clicked it 109 ti...
Curious Stage Police Squad
  07/16/26
I’m alternating VPNs as I save backup copies
black public bath
  07/17/26
gorgeous guy. all the torpedos, surfing, and time on the be...
Sadistic Background Story
  07/17/26
Thank you for the compliment of “beautiful body.&rdquo...
Disturbing Fuchsia Stead Filthpig
  07/17/26
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Kenneth Play
  07/17/26
Median 70 year old looks younger than you Tattoos are a d...
Concupiscible orange field
  07/17/26
It's amazing people poast stuff like this and don't think it...
razzle garrison
  07/17/26
No one ever accused EPAH of self-awareness
violent whorehouse
  07/17/26
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richard clock
  07/17/26
A lot of criticism ITT, but no pictures demonstrating the cr...
Magenta Market Newt
  07/17/26
I don’t see a lot of criticism of EPAH ITT. I do, h...
violent whorehouse
  07/17/26
(seething quotemo)
razzle garrison
  07/17/26
haha great nudes, really awesome content. hmu if ur looking ...
Thriller indigo orchestra pit
  07/17/26
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Gaped tantric locale
  07/17/26
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violent whorehouse
  07/17/26
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valar vettiri morghulis
  07/21/26
https://ibb.co/twYYHP7Y OP otoh shaves his chest, has stu...
sol rosenberg
  07/23/26
OP is Jerome Powell
Swashbuckling coral persian
  07/17/26
you look a lot older than 49. 180 bod 150 face.
pungent heady state international law enforcement agency
  07/17/26
he should get plastic surgery not flame. dr amir karam in sa...
aphrodisiac university keepsake machete
  07/17/26
the "vertical crust"
Thriller indigo orchestra pit
  07/17/26
that is not 180 at all. plastic surgery should be banned. ha...
Comical impressive station
  07/17/26
nah this dood's work is 180
aphrodisiac university keepsake machete
  07/17/26
Seems like many attorneys face ethics violations for tamer c...
Snowy internet-worthy people who are hurt
  07/17/26
I apologize, okay?
Penis Head
  07/17/26
whats your weekly exercise routine, diet and supplements you...
Pope Leo XXX
  07/17/26
I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits fill...
Penis Head
  07/17/26
it's all genetic. you come from English Mormon stock.
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  07/17/26
Shit Irish actually. I think it comes from not eating junk ...
Penis Head
  07/17/26
We know your name EPAH. You are English, not Irish.
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  07/17/26
Oh yeah, I guess have a little English in me: https://imgur....
Penis Head
  07/17/26
Nothing more pathetic than narcissistic oldcels.
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  07/20/26
have you seen the compliments he's getting from other men? d...
Kenneth Play
  07/21/26
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Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/21/26
Lol you have aged like crazy in the past 6 years or the last...
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  07/21/26
I will never age. I will never "get old."
Penis Head
  07/21/26
You’re in great shape but that face is not 49. I&rsquo...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  07/21/26
Just noticed this thread and was going to say this
Fucking Fuckface
  07/21/26
I’ll post an update at 59
Penis Head
  07/21/26
...
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/21/26
i feel like you really need to be doing more to defeat the a...
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  07/22/26
Do you have any advice for a person who’s neither gay ...
Penis Head
  07/22/26
Why would he need that in the context of giving you advice t...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  07/22/26
LOL definitely not fillers but I agree about dying the hair ...
Mictecacihuatl
  07/24/26
very impressive but sorry brother you have no credibility on...
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  07/23/26
I really like it here. 🐶
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/23/26
I appreciate the nuanced analysis that went into this post
nude litigator
  07/23/26
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Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/23/26
Sorry about <><><>bad genes<><>...
Penis Head
  07/23/26
Bombs Over Baghdad I also remember him insisting he did...
semenacre
  07/24/26
I keep reading this OP as “if your buddy doesn’t...
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/23/26
That is the greatest disparity of apparent age in face and b...
semenacre
  07/24/26
...
nude litigator
  07/24/26
somebody once said he looks like one of those CGI ads about ...
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  07/24/26


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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

https://imgur.com/a/iuLWLgO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004809)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Vivacious twinkling national

You're on TRT and are sterile Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004812)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Magenta Market Newt

If he is on cycle or cruising, he's obviously using a replacement dosage. The traps & delts easily give it way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004848)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

I've never done anything but creatine around 10-15 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004868)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Electric french chad

you might want to do just for men gel

also I realize why you vote democrat, married a black woman, and post nudes for men on a nearly men only-chat blog.

YOU'RE A self-loathing FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005240)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

Don’t be coy lil breh — just post a throwaway if you want the unredacted version

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005290)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: cowgod

you have gay voice iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50007403)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50007411)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

Why does EVERYONE say that??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50007412)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50013899)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: vigorous vengeful corner

looking good man, nice bathroom. don't love the tats but i guess women of a certain disposition like them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004814)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

This is from the LAX Sheraton. I sent it to some wife from AM to lure her over a couple weeks ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004874)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: dashing maize church building circlehead

I can beat you up irl, juuuuust sayin' haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004818)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Thriller indigo orchestra pit

ty I'll be whacking off to this later 💯 but lmao at those shorts brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004819)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Thriller indigo orchestra pit

it has now occurred to me that those aren't actually ur shorts. carry on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004822)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

Sometimes the cock tip comes out the bottom of a guy's shorts is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004864)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Lake Love Of Her Life

why did you edit out your pelvic area but not your dickhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004824)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

I wanted to see how I'd look in "short-shorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004867)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: fragrant pearly school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004886)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: razzle garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004923)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Comical impressive station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004969)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: razzle garrison

The subtle incomplete redaction really solidifies this as 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004934)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: arousing address candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004942)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Sickened toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005190)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Electric french chad

it was only subtle because his head is so tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005243)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy yellow lettuce theatre

seriously rofl at the drawn-on, too-short shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004825)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004880)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: bronze glittery heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005659)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Magenta Market Newt

Top 1% for your age, but... you look kinda skinny, like too much cardio & too little gym.

TBF, I've dropped weight as I've gotten older. Apparently, maintaining a higher bodyweight & setting PRs is quite different in your 40s than in your 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004846)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

I used to always try to stay at 215-220, but my "doctor" said it's not good for one's heart to be unnaturally big, so I've stopped force-feeding myself to stay big. Down to like 195 or so now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004899)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: Magenta Market Newt

It is objectively healthier.

We're conditioned to look at IFBB pros and consider NPC guys to be "normal." The Frank Zanes will live much longer & healthier than the Nassar El Sonbatys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004912)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Comical impressive station

That's top .01% for his age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004983)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: adulterous affirmative action

You look fantastic, my man. Really reminds me that I should start watching what I eat and occasionally go to the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004854)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004879)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: fragrant pearly school

are you not constantly reminded of that while going about your everyday life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004892)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Boyish Stag Film Laser Beams

If you look 59 at 49 you owe yourself an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004871)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Electric french chad

for real. He's gray as fuck wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005242)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: avocado insane spot

if you're taking nudes at 49 you owe all of us an apology, but credit for whatever your stack is, however your face looks 60, maybe put more effort into moisturizing or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004878)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: supple iridescent library

An apology for the censorship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004901)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: supple iridescent library

Worthless pic without that COCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004895)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

zoom in for a free gift breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004903)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: supple iridescent library

Ily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004906)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: salmon provocative piazza

Show us your COCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004902)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: supple iridescent library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004910)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Sickened toaster

Come see me first thing tomorrow morning. We need to discuss your lack of attention to detail. Our cleints expect more from us

Thx

Thank,

Terminally Stressed Out Service Partner About to Take It Out On You

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004957)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: salmon provocative piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005781)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: black public bath

(Lacks attention to detail)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005303)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: bronze glittery heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005660)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: salmon provocative piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005665)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser topaz casino feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006090)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser topaz casino feces

(missed interaction of clause 7.6 and cock)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006207)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Cumskin

Honest curiosity about your diet and exercise these days. Do you still lift as much as you did 10 years ago? How strict are you keeping track of calories and macros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004926)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits filled out. And I surf for about 1.5 hours a day every day.

I don't pay attention to calories and I don't even know what "macros" are, but I only eat proper food (I cook about five nights a week, and grab Panda or Jersey Mike or plate lunch two nights)

I still mostly do intermittent fasting, but I'm not strict about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004943)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: coiffed well-lubricated haunted graveyard

Very handsome brother please describe current diet and exercise routines for motivation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004936)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

ty. it's right there ^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004944)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: razzle garrison

Is that a wizard on your PopSocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004945)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

It's a grey tabby kitten zooming thru the cosmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004948)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: razzle garrison

180. You should make your ringtone Nyan Cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004952)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Sickened toaster

Did you know that the PopSocket founders were a bunch of disgraced philosophers who got run out of the academy on Me Too grounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004961)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: razzle garrison

No LOL holy shit.

https://spot.colorado.edu/~tooley/DavidBarnettAffair.html

Gonna read all this tomorrow, but LJL at higher ed. Notably this occurred before metoo and it was all about some report be wrote? Jfc.

Gonna read all this tomorrow. Things like this are always a good reminder on why the anti-woke reaction was necessary and how libs wanted us all dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004992)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Sickened toaster

A good buddy ran in their social circles before becoming a lawyer and had gossiped about how messed up the entire philosophy field was with male profs and TAs hooking up with coeds. If anything, these guys were lucky to get run out ahead of the era of peak woke social media vindictiveness. I’m half surprised no one has tried to take a run at their plastic widget riches. Or maybe they have and their still rolling in it even after settlements with strong NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005013)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: razzle garrison

I think that was part of appeal of becoming a professor! What a complete rugpull. All those "Is they ANYTHING I can do for a better grade..." fantasies didn't come from nowhere.

Considering he already had his reputation damaged and extracted a settlement from CU, I would hope he wouldn't even pay a nuisance settlement on principle. Then again I've seen plenty of people do it just to be done with the nightmare. What a crock of shit. Glad this d00d maed it, countless others weren't so lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005028)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Thriller indigo orchestra pit

this is what libs took from you

probably ~50% of my profs were married to a former student. This was nbd in the 70s and 80s when they were coming up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006228)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Comical impressive station

Rofl 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004966)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Sickened toaster

Only XO would come up with a version of the “made you look” hand gesture game for making other poasters look at your cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50004973)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005291)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: black public bath

EPAH is a god tier poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005298)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: massive antidepressant drug

I want to hate him so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005308)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: salmon provocative piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006232)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: Exciting brindle coldplay fan

How are we gonna have 106 “views” of a “hidden” Imgur post in a thread with no more than 25 unique posters? Consuela?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005340)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Curious Stage Police Squad

Imgur counter must be delayed because I've clicked it 109 times myself and am about to make it 110

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005518)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: black public bath

I’m alternating VPNs as I save backup copies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006242)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Sadistic Background Story

gorgeous guy. all the torpedos, surfing, and time on the beach has been good for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005581)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Disturbing Fuchsia Stead Filthpig

Thank you for the compliment of “beautiful body.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50005618)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50007425)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Concupiscible orange field

Median 70 year old looks younger than you

Tattoos are a disaster too, enjoy those getting ickier (to yourself and everyone else) with each passing year 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006094)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: razzle garrison

It's amazing people poast stuff like this and don't think it reveals how seething they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006182)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: violent whorehouse

No one ever accused EPAH of self-awareness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006208)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50007417)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Magenta Market Newt

A lot of criticism ITT, but no pictures demonstrating the critics' own physical superiority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006212)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: violent whorehouse

I don’t see a lot of criticism of EPAH ITT.

I do, however, see a lot of really pathetic simping for EPAH from physically and financially inferior lawyers though 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006244)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: razzle garrison

(seething quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006250)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Thriller indigo orchestra pit

haha great nudes, really awesome content. hmu if ur looking for co counsel on your next class action btw ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006259)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Gaped tantric locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006301)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: violent whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006323)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50014042)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: sol rosenberg

https://ibb.co/twYYHP7Y

OP otoh shaves his chest, has stupid tattoos and castrates his children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50018962)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling coral persian

OP is Jerome Powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006249)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: pungent heady state international law enforcement agency

you look a lot older than 49. 180 bod 150 face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006274)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac university keepsake machete

he should get plastic surgery not flame. dr amir karam in san diego is 180 and invented a technique called "vertical restore": https://www.drkaram.com/gallery/?type=before-and-after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006296)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Thriller indigo orchestra pit

the "vertical crust"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006311)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Comical impressive station

that is not 180 at all. plastic surgery should be banned. half of these people look like ghouls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006315)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac university keepsake machete

nah this dood's work is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006326)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Snowy internet-worthy people who are hurt

Seems like many attorneys face ethics violations for tamer conduct than what is transpiring here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50006458)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

I apologize, okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50007398)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

whats your weekly exercise routine, diet and supplements you take

i exercise regularly, eat clean but can't get rid of lingering visceral fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50007401)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits filled out. And I surf for about 1.5 hours a day every day.

I don't pay attention to calories and I don't even know what "macros" are, but I only eat proper food (I cook about five nights a week, and grab Panda or Jersey Mike or plate lunch two nights)

I still mostly do intermittent fasting, but I'm not strict about it.

I don't take "vitamins" or "supplements," both of which are likely flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50007408)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

it's all genetic. you come from English Mormon stock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50007415)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

Shit Irish actually. I think it comes from not eating junk food + IF + IPA + exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50007424)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

We know your name EPAH. You are English, not Irish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50007427)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

Oh yeah, I guess have a little English in me: https://imgur.com/a/K98aYuA

More than 50% Irish though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50007438)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.


Nothing more pathetic than narcissistic oldcels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50013372)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

have you seen the compliments he's getting from other men? definitely not celibate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50013894)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50014634)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Lol you have aged like crazy in the past 6 years or the last time you posted a fully nude Pic but despite that I did jack off to your post (on both occasions)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50013931)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

I will never age. I will never "get old."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50014586)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

You’re in great shape but that face is not 49. I’d maybe believe 59.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50014617)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Just noticed this thread and was going to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50014720)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

I’ll post an update at 59

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50014800)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50014848)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: ,.,....,..,.,.,,,,..,..,.,..,.,.,.,...


i feel like you really need to be doing more to defeat the agepill. botox, tretinoin, some fillers, dye your hair. makes no sense to stay in good shape and look OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50016048)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 2:17 AM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

Do you have any advice for a person who’s neither gay nor a vain woman though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50016141)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 5:24 AM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

Why would he need that in the context of giving you advice though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50016280)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 5:11 AM
Author: Mictecacihuatl

LOL definitely not fillers but I agree about dying the hair and skin care

fillers look awful and can migrate to other places on your face. not worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50021190)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'


very impressive but sorry brother you have no credibility on your no drugs/no mones claim.

-when you were much heavier and more muscular years ago XO bros would ask you about your routine and for eating you were always like "oh I gee I dunno, maybe just some health snacks during the day and then whatever chicken and veggies thing the housekeeper makes, I don't think about food!" that aww shucks routine was consistent for years when you would post your mirror selfies but then in this thread you admit to deliberately eating for mass until your doctor told you to knock it off.

-LOL in the past, where you look as yo udo here, you have repeatedly claimed to not shave your arms/stomach/pubes/etc. you either have some kind of rare below the neck alopecia or just another thing you can't cop to.

-you are a good dude but you have a giant ego and always obfuscate, muddle, or straight up BS about anything that casts you in an even slightly negative light. most wouldn't judge you for some juice but you are seeking attention here and for whatever reason prefer to posture as doing this effortlessly, or without 'cheating' (in your mind). riles the haters more! is probably the rationale but it's really just the extra dopamine of the 'this is nothing to me' flex.

-we know you know the power of hormones and you're certainly no stranger to talking to doctors about them.

-plenty of people younger and fitter who are very active daily including shit like surfing and don't maintain that level of rip. there are plenty of sloppy looking people on surfboards everywhere and many of them are working blue collar jobs or working out way more often. you could claim it's just excellent genes but you have also shown pictures of yourself much younger and you're not gifted. at 50, an hour a day of longboard surfing on the extremely chill breaks of waikiki where there are 75 and 10 year olds surfing plus one lifting session a week doesn't produce that kind of lean mass and core development without drugs and mor than maintenance lifting.

-you have and have always had visibly weak wrists and dainty hands, which is often a giveaway when they're not coordinate to a more developed physique.

you ain't fooled me son but understand i don't judge it either. i'll probably be signing up for the same stack when i am your age because i also can't stand to let it go.

and nice cock bro, great job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50018575)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)

I really like it here. 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50018944)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: nude litigator

I appreciate the nuanced analysis that went into this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50018986)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50019015)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

Sorry about <><><>bad genes<><><> and <><><>eating like shit<><><>

I don't think you've been following closely enough -- for at least 15 years I've complained here about having to forcefeed to keep my weight up.

And I'm sorry to hear that it makes you maf and jelly, but I've never done any supplements other than creatine, or done any drugs or hormones or anything like that. And I just don't have much upper body hair. Plenty of guys don't. I think if you review my ancestry.com report ^^ you'll find a lot of helpful info.

It's probably just a combination of IF and eating only real food. If you look back at beach pics from the 20s and 30s, you'll see that plenty of guys looked like me (except less muscle because lifting wasn't a thing)

But anyway, thank you for the compliment of lean mass and core development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50019598)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:00 AM
Author: semenacre

Bombs Over Baghdad

I also remember him insisting he didn't eat a lot. Then some ape detective poasted side-by-side pics demonstrating how shaved his forearms at some point between the two. This was in the pre-voluntary outing era when he was posting erect COCK photos to XO and humorlessly feuding with Halford RIP. Lord knows he isn't telling the truth about the Halford stuff. Have to also consider the extremely gay lisp voice's role in all this hmmmmm.

EPAH has become a top 10 content create in XO 2020-2026 and he likes it here, so I give as much grace as I can even though he is perennially full of shit. And consider this is clearly a lifelong <><><>NO MALE FRIENDS<><><> person so that also recommends some tolerance because he doesn't know any better. This is masculine competition for someone like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50021166)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)

I keep reading this OP as “if your buddy doesn’t look like this”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50018964)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:01 AM
Author: semenacre

That is the greatest disparity of apparent age in face and body I have seen in years. The torso of a 25 year old paired with the face of a 60 year old is jarring. Frankly, at that age, I'd take a slightly younger face and just an average body over that package.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50021167)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: nude litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50021469)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

somebody once said he looks like one of those CGI ads about berries: "Doctors HATE him"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2.#50021474)