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How prestigious? What do they do?
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got beaten to it :(
disrespectful abusive pozpig
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Essentially demigods
drunken thriller fat ankles
  01/31/16
it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
Grizzly wonderful ceo forum
  01/31/16
what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
flushed menage doctorate
  01/31/16
GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
Grizzly wonderful ceo forum
  01/31/16
go fuck yourself JJC
thirsty brass pit
  03/23/16
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thirsty brass pit
  05/20/22
JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
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can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do th...
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Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up maki...
provocative anal depressive
  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
Grizzly wonderful ceo forum
  01/31/16
No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
provocative anal depressive
  01/31/16
no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
Grizzly wonderful ceo forum
  01/31/16
Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
provocative anal depressive
  01/31/16
they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
Grizzly wonderful ceo forum
  01/31/16
They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
provocative anal depressive
  01/31/16
sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
Grizzly wonderful ceo forum
  01/31/16
Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
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  03/23/16
There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who ...
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"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have...
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Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to ge...
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what are hours/culture like in this group?
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was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few year...
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LOL @ these guys
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? i kinda admire that they were able to think up somethi...
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I can see what your saying about how you have to respect som...
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"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent...
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  03/23/16
jewish as FUARK
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As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be sig...
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this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to ...
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it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds&q...
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by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldma...
Grizzly wonderful ceo forum
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how can i invest in this?
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Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clien...
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SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictat...
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: flushed menage doctorate

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: medicated location

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Floppy Talking Chad

DevGru shit

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: mind-boggling state associate



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: orchid confused hospital feces



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Aromatic messiness



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: blue gaping generalized bond



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Balding Locus Turdskin



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Crystalline travel guidebook whorehouse



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: Insecure Supple Spot



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Mahogany persian rigpig



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Insecure Supple Spot



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: aqua maniacal native

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722194)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Awkward judgmental market useless brakes



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
Author: charismatic mental disorder roast beef



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:24 AM
Author: Painfully honest slate hall



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:19 PM
Author: Lemon histrionic house



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: disrespectful abusive pozpig

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: disrespectful abusive pozpig

got beaten to it :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722199)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: drunken thriller fat ankles

Essentially demigods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722197)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful ceo forum

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: flushed menage doctorate

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722233)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful ceo forum

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: thirsty brass pit

go fuck yourself JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#30121584)



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: thirsty brass pit

180

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: fear-inspiring chapel

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed nofapping casino juggernaut

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722211)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: diverse corn cake main people



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: silver indirect expression



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Aromatic messiness



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: electric sex offender



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: bisexual hyperactive toilet seat abode



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: Frozen university blood rage



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Date: March 9th, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Mildly autistic lay



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Mahogany persian rigpig



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: provocative anal depressive

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful ceo forum

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: provocative anal depressive

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful ceo forum

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: provocative anal depressive

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful ceo forum

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: provocative anal depressive

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful ceo forum

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: drunken thriller fat ankles

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac swollen address



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: Ebony greedy cuck institution



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Frisky Tattoo Trailer Park

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: thirsty brass pit



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: passionate big-titted circlehead keepsake machete

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: galvanic shivering sandwich

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

----

That's what they do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722372)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling state associate



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Splenetic learning disabled office



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Citrine theater stage famous landscape painting



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Aromatic messiness



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Heady pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29723284)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: tan beady-eyed hominid

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29723351)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: Aromatic messiness

"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have a girlfriend, a spouse, family or close friends?"

*the dying man ponders for a moment* "um, no, just go..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: galvanic shivering sandwich

180

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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling state associate



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: electric sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29723479)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: indigo bat shit crazy locale

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29724036)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Floppy Talking Chad



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
Author: buff irate foreskin crackhouse



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: At-the-ready Racy Twinkling Uncleanness Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#33444139)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Flesh faggot firefighter

Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of xo is that no matter how long you have been here, there are still tons of 180 poasts waiting to be uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#47909171)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Insecure Supple Spot



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29723383)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: mustard razzle-dazzle parlor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29726741)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Tantric marvelous theater background story



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Nubile garrison

pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29724048)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac swollen address



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: blue gaping generalized bond

i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29762302)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Erotic reading party



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: sapphire regret principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#30121378)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: vivacious range

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#32234968)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: 180 lake dilemma



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Crystalline travel guidebook whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#32710313)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: exhilarant clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#32710700)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: Cowardly deer antler



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: At-the-ready Racy Twinkling Uncleanness Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#33444141)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: spruce doobsian church jewess



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: unhinged fragrant ladyboy public bath

basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Startled temple potus

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: flushed menage doctorate

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Aromatic messiness

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: mind-boggling state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722947)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: jet rehab

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling state associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29868405)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Crystalline travel guidebook whorehouse



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: buff irate foreskin crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#33444098)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: disturbing olive patrolman coldplay fan

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Violet Old Irish Cottage

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: disturbing olive patrolman coldplay fan

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Violet Old Irish Cottage

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained National Dog Poop

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: Comical windowlicker library

jewish as FUARK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29762430)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Cerebral pungent kitty haunted graveyard

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful ceo forum

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Cerebral pungent kitty haunted graveyard

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: Grizzly wonderful ceo forum

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Know-it-all ratface

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: lascivious boistinker church building

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Ruby brunch pervert

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Sienna resort gunner

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling state associate

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#29723519)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: electric sex offender



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Aromatic messiness



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: sapphire regret principal's office



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Infuriating snowy mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#30121356)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: vivacious range



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Crystalline travel guidebook whorehouse



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: exhilarant clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#32710704)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: buff irate foreskin crackhouse



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: Underhanded arousing really tough guy



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: spruce doobsian church jewess



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Insecure Supple Spot



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling state associate



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: galvanic shivering sandwich

*GS Spec. Sit. Operator parachuting into the Oscars to wrestle the Best Picture envelope from the PwC dweeb backstage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#32710251)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: Crystalline travel guidebook whorehouse



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: hairraiser chrome center athletic conference



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: Underhanded arousing really tough guy



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Date: August 20th, 2019 7:53 AM
Author: Mildly autistic lay



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Insecure Supple Spot



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Insecure Supple Spot



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Dark Stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#45703620)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: Insecure Supple Spot



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Date: January 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: offensive school

great job in caracas guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2.#49561157)