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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
tripping ultramarine ape
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
...
Purple coiffed brunch foreskin
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
electric twinkling uncleanness patrolman
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
tripping ultramarine ape
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
electric twinkling uncleanness patrolman
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
tripping ultramarine ape
  03/02/24
lmao
cerebral coffee pot
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
lemon casino
  03/03/24
...
stimulating theater stage new version
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
aromatic ticket booth cuck
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Slippery charcoal old irish cottage
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Slippery charcoal old irish cottage
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
anal titillating circlehead affirmative action
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
insecure alcoholic nibblets forum
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
provocative school cafeteria sweet tailpipe
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
misunderstood pocket flask
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
turquoise shrine
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
costumed pearly volcanic crater
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
chocolate big locus electric furnace
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Amber menage philosopher-king
  03/02/24
...
Heady windowlicker
  03/02/24
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maniacal razzmatazz stead
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Heady windowlicker
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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cerebral coffee pot
  03/03/24
...
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
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  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
irradiated gay wizard trailer park
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Vivacious theater mood
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
electric twinkling uncleanness patrolman
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Soul-stirring kitchen
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Disgusting light trust fund
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
irate thirsty temple
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Mentally impaired idea he suggested
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
misunderstood pocket flask
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
insecure alcoholic nibblets forum
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
chocolate big locus electric furnace
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
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  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
chocolate big locus electric furnace
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
twinkling half-breed
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Red Lascivious French Chef
  03/03/24
"shit"
costumed pearly volcanic crater
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
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  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
ocher lettuce hell
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
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  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
aromatic ticket booth cuck
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Red Lascivious French Chef
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
histrionic heaven trump supporter
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
chocolate big locus electric furnace
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
chocolate big locus electric furnace
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
misunderstood pocket flask
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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Damn daddy Godspeed
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Purple coiffed brunch foreskin
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
talking lime faggot firefighter
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Buff medicated parlor double fault
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
ocher lettuce hell
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Lol’d at your moniker tyft
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  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: tripping ultramarine ape

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: floppy pistol box office

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Purple coiffed brunch foreskin



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: electric twinkling uncleanness patrolman

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: tripping ultramarine ape

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: electric twinkling uncleanness patrolman

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: tripping ultramarine ape

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: cerebral coffee pot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: lemon casino

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: stimulating theater stage new version



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: aromatic ticket booth cuck

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Slippery charcoal old irish cottage

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Slippery charcoal old irish cottage

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: anal titillating circlehead affirmative action

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: insecure alcoholic nibblets forum

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: provocative school cafeteria sweet tailpipe

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: misunderstood pocket flask

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: turquoise shrine

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: costumed pearly volcanic crater

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: chocolate big locus electric furnace

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Amber menage philosopher-king

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Heady windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: maniacal razzmatazz stead



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Heady windowlicker

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: maniacal razzmatazz stead

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: cerebral coffee pot



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Sinister slap-happy crackhouse striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: maroon newt

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: irradiated gay wizard trailer park

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: irradiated gay wizard trailer park

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Vivacious theater mood

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: electric twinkling uncleanness patrolman

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kitchen

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Disgusting light trust fund

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: irate thirsty temple

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Mentally impaired idea he suggested

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: misunderstood pocket flask

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: insecure alcoholic nibblets forum

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: chocolate big locus electric furnace

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: anal titillating circlehead affirmative action

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: chocolate big locus electric furnace

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: twinkling half-breed

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Red Lascivious French Chef

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: costumed pearly volcanic crater

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: talented fuchsia lodge

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: sooty parlour

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Ruby Spot

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: carmine gunner

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Red Lascivious French Chef

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Hateful Learning Disabled Piazza Telephone

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Buff medicated parlor double fault

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Copper selfie toilet seat

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: sadistic yellow quadroon church building

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: ocher lettuce hell

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Slippery charcoal old irish cottage

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: aromatic ticket booth cuck

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Red Lascivious French Chef

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: histrionic heaven trump supporter

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: histrionic heaven trump supporter

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: anal titillating circlehead affirmative action

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: stirring drab potus

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: chocolate big locus electric furnace

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: chocolate big locus electric furnace

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: turquoise shrine

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: stirring drab potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: histrionic heaven trump supporter

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Ivory mind-boggling bbw idiot

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: stimulating theater stage new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: spectacular indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Bearded Clear Gas Station Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: misunderstood pocket flask

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Pungent state haunted graveyard

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Opaque vigorous home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: topaz goyim doctorate

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Purple coiffed brunch foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Pungent state haunted graveyard

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: stirring drab potus

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: talking lime faggot firefighter

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Hateful Learning Disabled Piazza Telephone

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Buff medicated parlor double fault

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: ocher lettuce hell

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Opaque vigorous home internal respiration

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: insecure alcoholic nibblets forum

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: appetizing pearl lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: overrated swashbuckling national people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Brass chapel private investor

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: misunderstood pocket flask

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Pungent state haunted graveyard

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Soggy mental disorder boiling water

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: insecure alcoholic nibblets forum

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Comical main people public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser flirting theatre hunting ground

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Purple coiffed brunch foreskin

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored business firm wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic whorehouse party of the first part

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: maize liquid oxygen pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Brindle racy property jewess

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating halford tanning salon

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: anal titillating circlehead affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Buff medicated parlor double fault

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Orchid bateful mediation

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: spectacular indirect expression

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Arousing Hospital

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: topaz goyim doctorate

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: histrionic heaven trump supporter

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Jade legend regret

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#49545077)