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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
milky mental disorder
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Scarlet Soggy Turdskin
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Pearl Up-to-no-good Generalized Bond
  03/02/24
...
twinkling lettuce
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
insane skinny woman
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Scarlet Soggy Turdskin
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
insane skinny woman
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Scarlet Soggy Turdskin
  03/02/24
lmao
Histrionic hunting ground
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Titillating Pearly Faggot Firefighter Public Bath
  03/03/24
...
Walnut Chad Library
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Sick Azure Home Crotch
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
milky mental disorder
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
razzmatazz newt
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
milky mental disorder
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
razzmatazz newt
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
supple lodge
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
marvelous circlehead
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Haunting Lavender Boiling Water Affirmative Action
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Flushed pit
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
snowy therapy
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
disgusting carmine philosopher-king parlor
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
garnet institution
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
blathering dark indirect expression
  03/02/24
...
fishy beady-eyed clown
  03/02/24
...
bateful maize brunch international law enforcement agency
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
fishy beady-eyed clown
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
bateful maize brunch international law enforcement agency
  03/02/24
...
Histrionic hunting ground
  03/03/24
...
tripping corn cake
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Frum reading party
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
milky mental disorder
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Stimulating autistic gas station filthpig
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
milky mental disorder
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Stimulating autistic gas station filthpig
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Ruddy Awkward Casino Macaca
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
insane skinny woman
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
milky mental disorder
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
yellow costumed house
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
milky mental disorder
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
white mexican area
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Pea-brained fanboi native
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
milky mental disorder
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Rebellious Tank Partner
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Flushed pit
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
marvelous circlehead
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
garnet institution
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
supple lodge
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
garnet institution
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Citrine electric furnace pozpig
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
lascivious sinister principal's office
  03/03/24
"shit"
disgusting carmine philosopher-king parlor
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
lilac cuck shrine
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Razzle Faggotry Corner
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
thriller doobsian field idiot
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
lascivious sinister principal's office
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Deep spectacular office hissy fit
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Crawly mediation
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
twisted heady marketing idea
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Dashing rigor
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
milky mental disorder
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
stubborn senate
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
milky mental disorder
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
razzmatazz newt
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
milky mental disorder
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Sick Azure Home Crotch
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
lascivious sinister principal's office
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
180 cruise ship multi-billionaire
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
milky mental disorder
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
180 cruise ship multi-billionaire
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
milky mental disorder
  03/11/24
...
Orchid piazza internal respiration
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
supple lodge
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
vivacious chestnut ratface stead
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
garnet institution
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
garnet institution
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
snowy therapy
  03/11/24
...
vivacious chestnut ratface stead
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
180 cruise ship multi-billionaire
  03/11/24
120
Insecure swashbuckling plaza
  03/11/24
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Walnut Chad Library
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
milky mental disorder
  03/12/24
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Cerebral Dysfunction Kitchen
  03/12/24
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High-end vibrant property
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
milky mental disorder
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Flushed pit
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
gaped hominid theater stage
  03/13/24
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odious maroon national security agency pervert
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Self-centered lay prole
  03/13/24
...
twinkling lettuce
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
gaped hominid theater stage
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
vivacious chestnut ratface stead
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Mewling fuchsia school roommate
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Deep spectacular office hissy fit
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Crawly mediation
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
stubborn senate
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
odious maroon national security agency pervert
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
milky mental disorder
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
marvelous circlehead
  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
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milky mental disorder
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
gaped hominid theater stage
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
milky mental disorder
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Emerald location
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
marvelous circlehead
  03/16/24
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avocado mad cow disease
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
milky mental disorder
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
twinkling lettuce
  03/16/24
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Orchid piazza internal respiration
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
Hot double fault
  03/16/24
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Hyperventilating Orchestra Pit
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
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supple lodge
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Crawly mediation
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
Cerebral Dysfunction Kitchen
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Scarlet Soggy Turdskin

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Pearl Up-to-no-good Generalized Bond

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: twinkling lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: insane skinny woman

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Scarlet Soggy Turdskin

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: insane skinny woman

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Scarlet Soggy Turdskin

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Histrionic hunting ground

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Titillating Pearly Faggot Firefighter Public Bath

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Walnut Chad Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Sick Azure Home Crotch

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz newt

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz newt

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: supple lodge

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: marvelous circlehead

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Haunting Lavender Boiling Water Affirmative Action

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Flushed pit

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: snowy therapy

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: disgusting carmine philosopher-king parlor

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: garnet institution

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: blathering dark indirect expression

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: fishy beady-eyed clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: bateful maize brunch international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: fishy beady-eyed clown

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: bateful maize brunch international law enforcement agency

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Histrionic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: tripping corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Frum reading party

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Stimulating autistic gas station filthpig

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Stimulating autistic gas station filthpig

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Ruddy Awkward Casino Macaca

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: insane skinny woman

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: yellow costumed house

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: white mexican area

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Pea-brained fanboi native

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Rebellious Tank Partner

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Flushed pit

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: marvelous circlehead

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: garnet institution

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: supple lodge

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: garnet institution

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Citrine electric furnace pozpig

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: lascivious sinister principal's office

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: disgusting carmine philosopher-king parlor

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: lilac cuck shrine

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: bossy brilliant laser beams resort

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Razzle Faggotry Corner

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: thriller doobsian field idiot

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: lascivious sinister principal's office

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Deep spectacular office hissy fit

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Crawly mediation

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: twisted heady marketing idea

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Dashing rigor

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: stubborn senate

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz newt

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Sick Azure Home Crotch

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: lascivious sinister principal's office

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: 180 cruise ship multi-billionaire

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: 180 cruise ship multi-billionaire

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Orchid piazza internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: supple lodge

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: vivacious chestnut ratface stead

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: garnet institution

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: garnet institution

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: snowy therapy

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: vivacious chestnut ratface stead



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: 180 cruise ship multi-billionaire

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Insecure swashbuckling plaza

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Walnut Chad Library



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Cerebral Dysfunction Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: High-end vibrant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Flushed pit

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: gaped hominid theater stage

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: odious maroon national security agency pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Self-centered lay prole

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: twinkling lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: gaped hominid theater stage

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: vivacious chestnut ratface stead

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Mewling fuchsia school roommate

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Deep spectacular office hissy fit

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Crawly mediation

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: stubborn senate

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: odious maroon national security agency pervert

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: marvelous circlehead

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: galvanic bull headed base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Black Legend Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Drunken puce cuckoldry elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Orchid piazza internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: arousing silver potus trailer park

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Flushed pit

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: milky mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: gaped hominid theater stage

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: milky mental disorder

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Emerald location

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: marvelous circlehead

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: avocado mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: milky mental disorder

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: twinkling lettuce

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Orchid piazza internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Hot double fault

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Chrome jet-lagged national

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Pale gaming laptop site

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: supple lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Crawly mediation

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Metal love of her life karate

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Cerebral Dysfunction Kitchen

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: slimy background story

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Self-centered lay prole

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: 180 cruise ship multi-billionaire

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Irradiated Ape Immigrant

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



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