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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
cobalt spectacular rehab
  01/18/26
Ty bb
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
wine tanning salon
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
based
wine tanning salon
  01/18/26
...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
...
maroon ratface base
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
cobalt spectacular rehab
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
Soul-stirring Psychic
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
vivacious crotch field
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
vivacious crotch field
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
vivacious crotch field
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
vivacious crotch field
  01/18/26
...
cobalt spectacular rehab
  01/18/26
...
cobalt spectacular rehab
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
cobalt spectacular rehab
  01/18/26
...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
heady burgundy piazza nibblets
  01/18/26
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Canary dilemma boltzmann
  01/18/26
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translucent dragon site
  01/18/26
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dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
thriller magical clown
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
thriller magical clown
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
?
thriller magical clown
  01/18/26
(fag)
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
thriller magical clown
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
cr
boyish autistic new version brunch
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
Maniacal mind-boggling halford
  01/18/26
...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
light hateful office
  01/18/26
💋
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
Congrats!
Mewling scourge upon the earth
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
ebony bearded area
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
thriller magical clown
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
ebony bearded area
  01/18/26
...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
cr
boyish autistic new version brunch
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
vivacious crotch field
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
Zippy charcoal set
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
appetizing blathering parlor
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
but will you?
Ultramarine hell famous landscape painting
  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim
  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
Zippy charcoal set
  01/18/26
...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
vivacious crotch field
  01/18/26
...
translucent dragon site
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
stubborn costumed church
  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
❤️
stubborn costumed church
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
...
charismatic location knife
  01/18/26
...
provocative thirsty old irish cottage
  01/18/26
...
translucent dragon site
  01/18/26
...
cruel-hearted really tough guy locale
  01/18/26
Congrats
Opaque Infuriating Stage Elastic Band
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
thriller magical clown
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
deep heaven
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
180 you made it
racy deranged athletic conference range
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
vivacious crotch field
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
!!!
vivacious crotch field
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
...
vivacious crotch field
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Motley rose laser beams messiness
  01/18/26
congrats
sapphire tattoo
  01/18/26
wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on ...
Adventurous personal credit line
  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
gay crusty library
  01/18/26
When pics
deep heaven
  01/18/26
Congrats
razzmatazz balding nursing home mood
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
razzmatazz balding nursing home mood
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
razzmatazz balding nursing home mood
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
razzmatazz balding nursing home mood
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
Drunken Big National Ceo
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
Sticky theater
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
Sticky theater
  01/18/26
GAY
dashing low-t house stain
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
...
Sticky theater
  01/18/26
...
vivacious crotch field
  01/18/26
Congratulations
fragrant yarmulke
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
cowardly aphrodisiac deer antler school
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
Multi-colored elite jewess
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
dashing low-t house stain
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
...
Sable Razzle Senate
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
dull hyperventilating orchestra pit
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
Multi-colored elite jewess
  01/18/26
...
angry khaki sandwich market
  01/18/26
...
Ultramarine hell famous landscape painting
  01/18/26
180 congrats
walnut contagious cuckoldry chapel
  01/18/26
...
Metal Center Water Buffalo
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
angry khaki sandwich market
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
Self-centered cerebral fanboi bawdyhouse
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
provocative thirsty old irish cottage
  01/18/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
Metal Center Water Buffalo
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
jcm
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
pale pontificating selfie state
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
Canary dilemma boltzmann
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
magenta pocket flask
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
Orange alpha
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
Chartreuse gaped mexican dingle berry
  01/18/26
does your husband know that you're fat
Vigorous meetinghouse
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
Ultramarine hell famous landscape painting
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
cobalt spectacular rehab
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
dashing low-t house stain
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
fragrant yarmulke
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
shivering onyx hominid temple
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
Chocolate Black Woman
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
underhanded quadroon
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
Carmine vibrant boiling water gas station
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
free-loading jap corn cake
  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
jcm
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
translucent dragon site
  01/18/26
9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387
Sable Razzle Senate
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
Abusive Locus Codepig
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
Transparent doctorate tank
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
htt
  01/23/26
...
Mister Yak
  01/24/26
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
jcm
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
fulano
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
jcm
  01/24/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast selectively edited photos once they become available.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: cobalt spectacular rehab

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598155)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: wine tanning salon

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: wine tanning salon

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: maroon ratface base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: cobalt spectacular rehab

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Psychic

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: vivacious crotch field

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: vivacious crotch field

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: vivacious crotch field

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: vivacious crotch field

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: cobalt spectacular rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: cobalt spectacular rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: cobalt spectacular rehab

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: heady burgundy piazza nibblets

Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Canary dilemma boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: translucent dragon site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600014)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: thriller magical clown

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: thriller magical clown

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: thriller magical clown

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: thriller magical clown

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: boyish autistic new version brunch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: Maniacal mind-boggling halford

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: light hateful office

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Mewling scourge upon the earth

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: ebony bearded area

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: thriller magical clown

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: ebony bearded area

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: boyish autistic new version brunch

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: vivacious crotch field

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: Zippy charcoal set

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: appetizing blathering parlor

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell famous landscape painting

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Zippy charcoal set

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: vivacious crotch field

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: translucent dragon site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: stubborn costumed church

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: stubborn costumed church

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: charismatic location knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: provocative thirsty old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: translucent dragon site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: cruel-hearted really tough guy locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Opaque Infuriating Stage Elastic Band

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: thriller magical clown

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: deep heaven

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: racy deranged athletic conference range

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: vivacious crotch field

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: vivacious crotch field

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: vivacious crotch field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Motley rose laser beams messiness

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: sapphire tattoo

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Adventurous personal credit line

wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on having?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: gay crusty library

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: deep heaven

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz balding nursing home mood

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz balding nursing home mood

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: razzmatazz balding nursing home mood

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz balding nursing home mood

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Drunken Big National Ceo

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Sticky theater

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Sticky theater

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: dashing low-t house stain

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Sticky theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: vivacious crotch field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: fragrant yarmulke

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: cowardly aphrodisiac deer antler school

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored elite jewess

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: dashing low-t house stain

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Sable Razzle Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: dull hyperventilating orchestra pit

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored elite jewess

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: angry khaki sandwich market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: walnut contagious cuckoldry chapel

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Metal Center Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: angry khaki sandwich market

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Self-centered cerebral fanboi bawdyhouse

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: provocative thirsty old irish cottage

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598897)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Metal Center Water Buffalo

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: pale pontificating selfie state

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Canary dilemma boltzmann

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: jcm

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: magenta pocket flask

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Orange alpha

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Chartreuse gaped mexican dingle berry

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598989)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Vigorous meetinghouse

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine hell famous landscape painting

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: cobalt spectacular rehab

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: dashing low-t house stain

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: fragrant yarmulke

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: shivering onyx hominid temple

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Chocolate Black Woman

180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: underhanded quadroon

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Carmine vibrant boiling water gas station

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: free-loading jap corn cake

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: jcm

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: translucent dragon site

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Sable Razzle Senate

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: Abusive Locus Codepig

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Transparent doctorate tank

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: htt

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Mister Yak



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613825)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49614135)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613826)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: fulano

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49614162)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: jcm

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49614165)