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PALM BEACH PETE, who many believe is Epstein, RUNNING FOR MAYOR!!!
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Date: May 31st, 2026 5:23 PM Author: cobalt dead meetinghouse turdskin If this guy isn't all over your feeds like he is mine: he blew up earlier this year after someone recorded a guy driving around Palm Beach who looked just like Jeffrey Epstein. Palm Beach Pete emerged on social media, claiming to be the guy in the video and introducing himself as a regular chill dude living his life. He immediately went viral, with many of course suspecting him of being Epstein himself. He doesn't seem to be genuinely interested in quelling the rumors. Most absurd that's come across my feed was a video of himself driving down the street dancing to "Smooth Criminal" with the text, "You can get away with anything if you have the greatest friends to back you up."
This video is a good primer and does some comparisons between them as evidence that they could be the same person. BUT I do know at least one of the photos one of the guys shows isn't real. And some other details, like the crowded teeth, are wholly unconvincing. But the similarities (including living in the same cities at the same time) are pretty crazy: https://youtu.be/EQHjJGh9ADo
Here's a video of him taking a polygraph with an incredibly friendly host questioning him. Despite that, there were some VERY interesting results. Note that JE would be trained in tricking a poly: https://youtu.be/F1ntds_arPs?t=157
He is now "running for mayor" which I assume is just to make money off of merch. His platform includes "Free Botox for All Palm Beach Residents," "Free Convertible Use for 1 Year," "Free Tennis Lessons for All," and "Import NYC Water for Better Pizzas & Bagels." |
Date: May 31st, 2026 5:59 PM Author: cobalt dead meetinghouse turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#49908965) |
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Date: May 31st, 2026 8:15 PM Author: cobalt dead meetinghouse turdskin need to hear what XO thinks of this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#49909193) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 12:00 AM Author: cobalt dead meetinghouse turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#49909556) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:31 AM Author: Big-titted school cafeteria halford MAGA!
Suck it Libs! Epstein lives! |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:14 PM Author: cobalt dead meetinghouse turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#49910175) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:13 AM Author: onyx masturbator Epstein is living in an apartment near Haifa right now on a lifetime pension from the Mossad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#49909844) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:16 PM Author: cobalt dead meetinghouse turdskin yeah my guess for a while has been that he got tons of plastic surgery and escaped to Israel. but could he instead have chosen to rub his invincibility in our faces? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#49910176) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 6:39 PM Author: cobalt dead meetinghouse turdskin based on the totality of the evidence, I don't really think he's JE, but I firmly believe he knows more than he's letting on. and I do believe JE is alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#49910391) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM Author: cobalt dead meetinghouse turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#49913945) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 2:35 PM Author: cobalt dead meetinghouse turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#49922960) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again idk if this is true or a publicity stunt, but the new story is that a podcaster had him take a DNA test and then he got a letter from the STATE saying there were concerns about the results of the test and they recommend dropping out of the mayoral race. last I checked he hadn't gotten the test results back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#50002380) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again what would you do if you saw this guy walking around? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXKVHKUjP_I (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#50002397) |
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Date: July 15th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again ok I'm not fully convinced this is the same kitchen but the PIZZA???? come ON https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dayd3XNzcr6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#50002407) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 4:57 AM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again really sick guy. teasing a Netflix documentary now. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Da38eLRt0ZP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870282&forum_id=2.#50007916) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 5:14 AM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again Palm Beach Pete does spend a lot of time around scantily-clad women. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dait7lXAjLj
also the gambling app he's advertising there has Diddy in it??? |