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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458418) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM Author: Indigo marvelous native wow great point man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458428) |
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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM Author: Vigorous crackhouse haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24982725) |
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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24547190) |
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: slippery telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458433) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: Razzle indecent macaca step-uncle's house you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458436) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: citrine racy school Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458514) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM Author: Electric house don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461748) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: we have such sights to show you tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#49397901) |
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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM Author: house-broken forum (Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24547218) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458438) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: slippery telephone i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458449) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.
I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458506) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad yeah exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458508) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM Author: Passionate mischievous stage puppy i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26978690) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979134) |
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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM Author: big-titted brilliant sandwich site go back to reddit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#39243557) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Stag Film cr
same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground? |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458473) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: spectacular jew What if it is at night though bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458499) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458512) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM Author: Avocado Appetizing Athletic Conference Prole dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#25065607) |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM Author: domesticated odious foreskin You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30219428) |
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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM Author: hilarious self-absorbed kitty community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#39243547) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Flesh Base Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457791) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: self-centered persian i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458443) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: adulterous business firm digit ratio I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458462) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Kink-friendly rehab cuckoldry or a gigantic shopping bag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458521) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: doobsian travel guidebook spot ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458496) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM Author: Talking up-to-no-good place of business i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463478) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM Author: laughsome maroon coldplay fan tattoo Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#25065592) |
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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM Author: Impertinent Reading Party Hominid [Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27546867) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: Honey-headed Soul-stirring Whorehouse you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458447) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: slippery telephone (physics n00b) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458467) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: Navy tantric keepsake machete address almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458471) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: Sable Contagious Weed Whacker Black Woman Your done here lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458478) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Honey-headed Soul-stirring Whorehouse just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458491) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458502) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: Honey-headed Soul-stirring Whorehouse jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458528) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Sable Contagious Weed Whacker Black Woman Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458515) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458520) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell (guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)
you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: Honey-headed Soul-stirring Whorehouse It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458510) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458518) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458527) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM Author: Cordovan nursing home You're done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467126) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad (idiot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458492) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM Author: Lake Circlehead Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458483) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: Hyperventilating mint temple yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458503) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458525) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM Author: Lake Circlehead Parlor i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458539) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Stag Film something to do with airbags i think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458550) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458557) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: Lake Circlehead Parlor ahhh makes sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458566) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM Author: Thirsty topaz nowag sex offender how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458546) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: Hyperventilating mint temple only? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458563) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458573) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell (guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458638) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458645) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM Author: Sadistic Station Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467489) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: Ruby partner Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458569) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458630) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Sable Contagious Weed Whacker Black Woman Shitlawyer union won't let them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458650) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: irradiated kitchen hairy legs lol
because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM Author: Lake Circlehead Parlor couldnt they just make the engines stronger? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458771) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM Author: irradiated kitchen hairy legs lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458776) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM Author: Ruby partner lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458853) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM Author: Hyperventilating mint temple LOL
yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger?? |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: Electric house lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461754) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM Author: provocative location cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457841) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: we have such sights to show you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#49397902) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: Bright Cracking Antidepressant Drug Depressive After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458640) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: Electric house lol'd irl from picturing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461763) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM Author: Aromatic library rigor Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463376) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Seedy vibrant juggernaut holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26978677) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM Author: Pearl shrine bbw tyft mental image (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979022) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM Author: trip ticket booth goal in life chortled, picturing road runner legs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979481) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Chrome Theater Tank Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.
TL;DR: never change XO |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad "Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"
Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.
Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc... |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: Chrome Theater Tank Your degree taught you shit dumbass.
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad "Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "
it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM Author: Ruby partner I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458752) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad yeah I mean every bit helps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458789) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Outnumbered adventurous pistol Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458843) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM Author: Bright Cracking Antidepressant Drug Depressive *legit retard* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458769) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: Chrome Theater Tank Read up faggot
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM Author: Bright Cracking Antidepressant Drug Depressive That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458796) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM Author: Lake Circlehead Parlor titcr
chip kelly is done here |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458801) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM Author: Chrome Theater Tank LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458874) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM Author: twinkling floppy lay show your work, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458881) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad cr what a clown lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458893) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458888) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: Chrome Theater Tank "According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."
Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.
you're a riot. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: Chrome Theater Tank LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458922) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad ? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.
If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.
I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills" |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM Author: twinkling floppy lay i thought you had a ph.d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458955) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad same thing
but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: twinkling floppy lay you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458921) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM Author: twinkling floppy lay this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458814) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Bright Cracking Antidepressant Drug Depressive LJL, how could the dummy even jump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458850) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM Author: bipolar multi-colored police squad LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458868) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: Chrome Theater Tank (Kia salesman laughing off crash test results) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458891) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM Author: Bright Cracking Antidepressant Drug Depressive Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458899) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: Chrome Theater Tank How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: Bright Cracking Antidepressant Drug Depressive The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458934) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM Author: Grizzly deer antler LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: Navy tantric keepsake machete address chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458912) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM Author: glittery jet milk worst selfpwn i've seen in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24459190) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: gay bespoke shitlib really embarassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461579) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458916) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: Chrome Theater Tank According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.
Explain retard. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: Bright Cracking Antidepressant Drug Depressive Did you even read your link?
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM Author: Aromatic library rigor http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463420) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: Hyperventilating mint temple Bort,
what's the debate and who is between?
tyia |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458985) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: Awkward Charismatic Principal's Office well executed flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458942) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM Author: scarlet exhilarant halford box office holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660691) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM Author: Fragrant olive resort trust fund tl;dr
why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land? also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out? |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: sienna pontificating locus it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.
but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM Author: Bright Cracking Antidepressant Drug Depressive cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24459165) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Sneaky Criminal Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463475) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM Author: vivacious mental disorder useless brakes Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460025) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM Author: 180 amethyst brethren ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460301) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Sneaky Criminal Tanning Salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463481) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM Author: Excitant elite chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460568) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM Author: stirring autistic gunner the scariest thing about this thread?
the people that dont realize its flame.
WTF |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM Author: pea-brained offensive hell Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460970) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM Author: stirring autistic gunner the ONLY question that matters.
how can i change? |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM Author: pea-brained offensive hell If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460980) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM Author: puce really tough guy i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461533) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM Author: Drunken stead (guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)
The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM Author: puce really tough guy that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461620) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM Author: lascivious field i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.
there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).
in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461577) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: lascivious field cr the voice of reason |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM Author: puce really tough guy i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461597) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM Author: disgusting mexican corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461615) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM Author: Stimulating institution liquid oxygen If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461608) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461643) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM Author: puce really tough guy a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.
and as for entry position, do a pencil:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM Author: vivacious mental disorder useless brakes dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467435) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM Author: Talking up-to-no-good place of business happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463468) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM Author: Talented wild heaven filthpig I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463397) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM Author: Flatulent Giraffe ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463492) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM Author: Rough-skinned charcoal church (Jeff Bridges) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24464186) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM Author: Sadistic Station Famous Landscape Painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467490) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM Author: Fluffy pale menage stain best thread i've read on XO in over a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467505) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Vengeful Background Story Hall I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24468690) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.
Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility. |
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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24604642) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM Author: scarlet exhilarant halford box office ty, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660687) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM Author: wonderful dull international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26978958) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM Author: green big scourge upon the earth pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660669) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM Author: mildly autistic area cumskin awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM Author: scarlet exhilarant halford box office well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660784) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM Author: concupiscible aggressive national messiness show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.
lol, plane noob. |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM Author: Thriller Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660798) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24661104) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM Author: Cerebral plum range if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#25152884) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM Author: pea-brained offensive hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26978590) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM Author: Pearl shrine bbw if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979019) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM Author: titillating hunting ground nibblets woah, it's you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979031) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM Author: mind-boggling white den and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979235) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM Author: Wine Shaky Meetinghouse Uh they do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979504) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27109515) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM Author: Costumed boyish stage incel Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27120668) |
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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#29287414) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM Author: pea-brained offensive hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#29510766) |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM Author: salmon mentally impaired lodge I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.
Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.
Uninflated 180 |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Slimy Chapel Associate This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.
edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2 |
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