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At-the-ready institution lettuce
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/10/17
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At-the-ready institution lettuce
  06/10/17
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diverse lilac state
  06/10/17
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insane house
  06/11/17
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opaque azn
  12/16/17
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ebony dysfunction
  09/17/20
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Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/10/17
MOAR!
Zippy wrinkle area
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
Zippy wrinkle area
  06/10/17
sup
Mind-boggling people who are hurt masturbator
  10/02/17
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Zippy wrinkle area
  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/10/17
MOAR!
Zippy wrinkle area
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Zippy wrinkle area
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sooty thriller elastic band theater
  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
insane house
  06/11/17
How dare you
Cordovan fragrant regret
  02/02/22
"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
supple orchestra pit
  10/26/20
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Zippy wrinkle area
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
Carnelian tank
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
Zippy wrinkle area
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
Zippy wrinkle area
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
hilarious dragon
  01/19/20
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Bearded keepsake machete
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
Coiffed ruby dilemma idea he suggested
  06/10/17
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Zippy wrinkle area
  10/30/17
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Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
confused wild step-uncle's house
  06/11/17
Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
confused wild step-uncle's house
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
Zippy wrinkle area
  06/11/17
Chaebong Hyung: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/11/17
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Zippy wrinkle area
  06/11/17
German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
copper adulterous internal respiration love of her life
  06/17/17
The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
Zippy wrinkle area
  06/22/17
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Bearded keepsake machete
  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
Green hell depressive
  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Zippy wrinkle area
  06/22/17
ty
Green hell depressive
  06/22/17
MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
Zippy wrinkle area
  06/22/17
Woman chattering away http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Zippy wrinkle area
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Zippy wrinkle area
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Vengeful drunken famous landscape painting
  12/16/17
Retard in business school: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Cordovan fragrant regret
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Cordovan fragrant regret
  04/30/18
You need to write for a living, friend
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electric high-end stage
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Zippy wrinkle area
  06/19/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&fo...
Zippy wrinkle area
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
Garnet frum milk
  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
Cordovan fragrant regret
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Zippy wrinkle area
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Zippy wrinkle area
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http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&am...
Zippy wrinkle area
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Zippy wrinkle area
  12/22/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&am...
Zippy wrinkle area
  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/09/19
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Cordovan fragrant regret
  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
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  09/24/19
A content machine.
supple orchestra pit
  09/24/19
amazing
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cracking forum mother
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Cordovan fragrant regret
  12/31/19
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Boyish drab bbw trust fund
  01/19/20
evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
hilarious dragon
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
hilarious dragon
  01/19/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&...
Boyish drab bbw trust fund
  06/05/20
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mentally impaired crystalline cumskin trailer park
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Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/29/20
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Boyish drab bbw trust fund
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Cordovan fragrant regret
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Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
Bipolar den voyeur
  09/17/20
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Zippy wrinkle area
  10/13/20
Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Boyish drab bbw trust fund
  10/26/20
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effete electric furnace
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Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  12/15/20
Ty for ur service
cruel-hearted gaming laptop candlestick maker
  12/15/20
Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
Cordovan fragrant regret
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Cordovan fragrant regret
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Boyish drab bbw trust fund
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Cordovan fragrant regret
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Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
Boyish drab bbw trust fund
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Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
Boyish drab bbw trust fund
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painfully honest international law enforcement agency alpha
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autistic digit ratio
  02/18/26
Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Boyish drab bbw trust fund
  09/01/21
Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Boyish drab bbw trust fund
  09/07/21
Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  09/29/21
Obituary mistake: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  09/29/21
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Cordovan fragrant regret
  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
supple orchestra pit
  11/11/21
Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Boyish drab bbw trust fund
  12/01/21
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Exhilarant erotic mexican headpube
  12/12/21
Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Boyish drab bbw trust fund
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Cordovan fragrant regret
  12/23/21
Principal spanking cheerleader: https://xoxohth.com/threa...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  01/02/22
Fat lady at Cinnabon: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  02/10/22
Negative ad during MPM: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  04/08/22
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Boyish drab bbw trust fund
  04/21/22
Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
electric high-end stage
  06/28/22
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Bearded keepsake machete
  09/12/23
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Bearded keepsake machete
  02/19/26
Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  10/08/22
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Massive stage double fault
  10/08/22
Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
histrionic hominid therapy
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Cordovan fragrant regret
  10/19/22
Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable htt...
hilarious dragon
  10/19/22
Freddy Krueger files for unemployment: http://xoxohth.com...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  10/24/22
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ruddy provocative locus
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fatty nigger
  03/03/26
Therapist learns about our board: http://xoxohth.com/thre...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  11/11/22
Buttigieg tops new poll: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  11/25/22
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Massive stage double fault
  12/06/22
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Cordovan fragrant regret
  12/25/22
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electric high-end stage
  12/28/22
Revised LSAT http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=535153...
electric high-end stage
  06/12/23
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heady location windowlicker
  06/12/23
Stockton Rush in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/26/23
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Cordovan fragrant regret
  07/15/23
Directional State U http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
electric high-end stage
  09/03/23
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Cordovan fragrant regret
  09/03/23
Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
electric high-end stage
  09/03/23
John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
electric high-end stage
  09/06/23
¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba http://xoxohth.com...
electric high-end stage
  09/12/23
Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
electric high-end stage
  09/14/23
Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  09/15/23
Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
electric high-end stage
  10/01/23
NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  10/06/23
Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
electric high-end stage
  10/12/23
Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
electric high-end stage
  10/21/23
Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Zippy wrinkle area
  11/30/23
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Exhilarant erotic mexican headpube
  11/30/23
Kissinger in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  11/30/23
Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  12/06/23
Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
histrionic hominid therapy
  12/06/23
George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  12/18/23
Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement...
electric high-end stage
  01/15/24
Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  01/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Boyish drab bbw trust fund
  01/26/24
DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
electric high-end stage
  03/22/24
Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  04/02/24
Bill Cosby stamps: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  05/27/24
Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
electric high-end stage
  06/02/24
Disco Fries book review: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  08/14/24
Secret Service agents: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  08/17/24
Scholarship addict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  08/22/24
Kramer likes black women: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  09/20/24
The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  12/14/24
Steve Winwood's Broccoli: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  12/19/24
Last Sears location: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  12/26/24
Chad fucks an employee at my store: http://xoxohth.com/th...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  01/14/25
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painfully honest international law enforcement agency alpha
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electric high-end stage
  01/16/25
Evan has a threesome: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  01/16/25
Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  01/19/25
Trebuchets http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671...
electric high-end stage
  01/28/25
Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier: https://xoxohth.c...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  02/09/25
Elon Musk punishes liberals: https://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  02/14/25
Kramer works for DOGE: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  03/01/25
Jurassic Pajeet: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  03/26/25
Colonial shrew: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  04/01/25
Birdbrains love science: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  04/15/25
Trump tariffs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  04/18/25
Clarence Thomas: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  04/19/25
Pope Francis: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=57...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  04/22/25
Invasion of Puerto Rico: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Cordovan fragrant regret
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Female helicopter pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  04/27/25
Cave accident: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  04/30/25
Halloween candy: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  05/03/25
India-Pakistan conflict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  05/08/25
Angels In The Outfield remake https://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
electric high-end stage
  05/28/25
Birdbrain due process: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  06/19/25
Mormon Starbucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  09/02/25
Scared straight: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  11/24/25
Birdbrain conference call: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  12/29/25
Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize: htt...
electric high-end stage
  01/19/26
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awkward meetinghouse doctorate
  02/18/26
any good ones from the season where he was straight?
autistic digit ratio
  02/18/26
Newsom identifies with black voters: https://xoxohth.com/...
Cordovan fragrant regret
  02/22/26


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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: At-the-ready institution lettuce



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Gay abortions:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042886&forum_id=2#23142766

Disabled girl on swim team:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2157105&forum_id=2#22531339

Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999219&forum_id=2#21128872

Fat pride:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129278&forum_id=2#22165891

ARE Reptile:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541

Congo space program:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506325&forum_id=2#25128076

Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

Texas death row:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&forum_id=2#33146892

British election:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3641098&mc=102&forum_id=2#33508074

Robby Mook:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3480470&mc=39&forum_id=2#32292834

Travel ban:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=83&forum_id=2#32527570

Evan the rock star:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3519255&forum_id=2#32575371

Jew lawyer's online world:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3324512&forum_id=2#31325990

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Mario Bros. castle:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496815&forum_id=2#32412765

Trump the genius:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3416500&forum_id=2#33170908

Indian spelling bee:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3514430&forum_id=2#32537245

Pee Wee Herman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3525851&forum_id=2#32620138

Sonya Sotomayor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2555255&forum_id=2#25470344

Milk too spicy:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1941958&forum_id=2#25080667

Rubio is broke:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

Suze Orman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
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MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: insane house

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: supple orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Carnelian tank

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Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

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Lawyer starts pest control business:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: hilarious dragon

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Bearded keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Coiffed ruby dilemma idea he suggested

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: confused wild step-uncle's house

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: confused wild step-uncle's house

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

ty

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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: copper adulterous internal respiration love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

The mother of all Trump posts

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Bearded keepsake machete



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Green hell depressive

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Green hell depressive

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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Vengeful drunken famous landscape painting



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: Boyish drab bbw trust fund

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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: electric high-end stage



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Garnet frum milk

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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: Harsh bossy striped hyena antidepressant drug

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: supple orchestra pit

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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: Boyish drab bbw trust fund

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Author: cracking forum mother



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: Boyish drab bbw trust fund



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: hilarious dragon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: hilarious dragon

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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Boyish drab bbw trust fund

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Author: Boyish drab bbw trust fund

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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret



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Author: Cordovan fragrant regret



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: Bipolar den voyeur

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Author: Zippy wrinkle area



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: Boyish drab bbw trust fund

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Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted gaming laptop candlestick maker

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Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
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Author: Boyish drab bbw trust fund

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Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

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Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Boyish drab bbw trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#44377769)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: electric high-end stage

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Bearded keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46787892)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Bearded keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#49679564)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Massive stage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: histrionic hominid therapy

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: hilarious dragon

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: ruddy provocative locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48551569)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#49713693)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: Massive stage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45592426)



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Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45689672)



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Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: electric high-end stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#45704179)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: electric high-end stage

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: heady location windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46417156)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46549529)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: electric high-end stage

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: electric high-end stage

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: electric high-end stage

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: electric high-end stage

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: electric high-end stage

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: electric high-end stage

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: electric high-end stage

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: electric high-end stage

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: Zippy wrinkle area

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant erotic mexican headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47118982)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: histrionic hominid therapy

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: electric high-end stage

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Boyish drab bbw trust fund

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: electric high-end stage

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: electric high-end stage

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48551475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: painfully honest international law enforcement agency alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48551477)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: electric high-end stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48556988)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: electric high-end stage

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48851327)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48892585)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: electric high-end stage

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: electric high-end stage

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: awkward meetinghouse doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: autistic digit ratio

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#49679519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Cordovan fragrant regret

Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2.#49687964)