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XO Chinks & Gooks: RATE Our XMas Day Kosher Chink Food (PICS)

behold: chink cucumer salad, orange chicken & beef lo me...
milky lodge
  12/25/25
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milky lodge
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milky lodge
  12/26/25
not a chink but I'm going to comment anyway the cucumber sa...
Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping
  12/26/25
this is what orange chicken is supposed to look like https:...
Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping
  12/26/25
ok I've cooked from this website and it has star anise in th...
Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping
  12/26/25
OK I just saw the following post in a different thread and I...
Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping
  12/26/25
Kenji Alt disagrees with my above post and he batters his ch...
Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping
  12/26/25
lol i love these threads. whereas disco seems to be improvin...
rough-skinned poppy kitchen blood rage
  12/26/25
i, a brown chink goy nigger, tp
Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping
  12/26/25
I'm white btw
rough-skinned poppy kitchen blood rage
  12/26/25
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Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping
  12/26/25
looks decent
Dull 180 Cuck
  12/26/25
it looks like ass u fucking kike
vengeful hunting ground
  12/26/25
Looks completely awful. Not flame. Looks like total shit and...
clear anal community account patrolman
  12/26/25
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vengeful hunting ground
  12/26/25
looks ghastly. at that point why not just do catering from p...
arousing azure native dog poop
  12/26/25
u cld literally serve landfill garbage to an AZNgirl on Xmas...
infuriating violent jew mother
  12/26/25


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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: milky lodge

behold: chink cucumer salad, orange chicken & beef lo mein:

https://imgur.com/a/ojBSbjb

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Date: December 25th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: milky lodge



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: milky lodge



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Date: December 26th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping

not a chink but I'm going to comment anyway

the cucumber salad looks great

the orange chicken looks weird for some reason I can't put my finger on, maybe it looks a lot sloppier than it should or something, and is there supposed to be a whole star anise in it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49540866)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping

this is what orange chicken is supposed to look like

https://www.onceuponachef.com/images/2024/01/orange-chicken.jpg

https://www.modernhoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Chinese-Orange-Chicken-2.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49540877)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping

ok I've cooked from this website and it has star anise in the recipe for orange chicken but the end result still looks different to yours

https://thewoksoflife.com/orange-chicken/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49540882)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping

OK I just saw the following post in a different thread and I'm starting to see the problem. You don't "bread" the chicken for Chinese chicken, it's not schnitzel or chicken-fried steak, you velvet it in a little corn starch and a little liquid and oil and maybe an egg white. Whatever recipe is having you "bread" the chicken, burn that book or block that website.

Date: December 25th, 2025 10:54 AM

Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,

ni hao. wife is starting to bread the orange chicken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814056&forum_id=2#49539105)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49540907)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping

Kenji Alt disagrees with my above post and he batters his chicken for orange chicken:

https://www.seriouseats.com/the-best-chinese-orange-chicken-recipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49540920)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: rough-skinned poppy kitchen blood rage

lol i love these threads. whereas disco seems to be improving (remember that whole octopus he threw on the grill?), you do this shit every year with absolutely no progress. what's funny is you probably never have actual chinese food, you cant go to chinese restaurants for white ppl because it's not kosher, and you dont interact with any chinese ppl irl and your trip to china was likely some organized tour for small hats, so you are doing this in a total vacuum without any real feedback. it'd be like if i, a brown chink goy nigger, declared myself to be jewish and skimmed the torah and started opining on jewish laws without ever once having talked to a rabbi or a jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49540886)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping

i, a brown chink goy nigger, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49540895)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: rough-skinned poppy kitchen blood rage

I'm white btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49540902)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Ruddy Awkward Toilet Seat Gaping



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Date: December 26th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Dull 180 Cuck

looks decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49541013)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: vengeful hunting ground

it looks like ass u fucking kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49541026)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: clear anal community account patrolman

Looks completely awful. Not flame. Looks like total shit and I'm not sure if would even touch a cucumber slice. Just poor pure shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49541025)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: vengeful hunting ground



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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: arousing azure native dog poop

looks ghastly. at that point why not just do catering from panda express or some hole in the wall place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49541031)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: infuriating violent jew mother

u cld literally serve landfill garbage to an AZNgirl on Xmas and she wld be fine with it as long as JewHndsome is with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814115&forum_id=2.#49541041)