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Randall Was Tricked

OK, you’ve noticed that everyone on content platforms ...
Consuela
  04/19/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR0S50G4DqA
all girls secretly want a fuggo
  04/19/26


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Date: April 19th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Consuela

OK, you’ve noticed that everyone on content platforms has doubled their output. It’s peasant magic.

Peasants now post twice as much because they get half the views they used to. Management squeezes these day-laborer content creators. Work harder. For clicks. [For as little as $3 per 10,000 views, if you must know.]

Peasant magic: Philosophers call it slave morality. Economists call it diminishing returns. Psychologists, madness.

Meanwhile, everyone complains about deletions, demonetization, and shadowbanning. Platform management only needs one in a million creators to succeed—generating billions in ad revenue. The rest are disposable targets of algorithmic abuse and behavioral experimentation.

Figure of interest:

Randall

Randall F. Fiction, alongside 30,000 other IT employees, was fired by Oracle (founded by Larry Ellison, a Jew). Now unemployed, probably forever, they flock to free public platforms.

Just log in and post your shit, Randall.

This is a continuation of THE MENTICIDE MANUAL series

Random Praise:

“Dear random person, you have a great taste in literature.” –Giovanni Poggo

“One of the Internet‘s most depressing anthologies of horror and despair, and the ultimate guide to mental suicide.” –Tim the Ghost

“Beyond belief, I have never read anything like it. Our world is going to pot!” –IceMan

“The writing style is so realistic and fake at the same time it‘s mind blowing but my grandpa died.” –Grimmer

“Smurfette was the only female in The Smurfs, and the Smurfs on average had 4 times the number of sex partners than… never mind.” –Kumbaya

“The Menticide Manual is one of the best series on the Internet ever written. And anyone who says otherwise is WRONG.” –hwarang

“Dude had more passion in one friggin tune than 1000 pop stars now.” –Rich Gouette

“A moment of silence for those who have not found the Menticide Manual.” –Just a Normal guy

Randall invested $20k of his severance into a YouTube account. He bought 5,000 subscribers and 1,000,000 views to get a head start, then poured his knowledge onto the world—free of charge.

Now he labors 4–5 days to produce one video blog. This is slop: content for content’s sake. He has nothing new to say. Yet he could be chosen by the algorithm and become the biggest IT blogger alive. Why believes this?

Because platforms use lottery mechanics—the thousand-year-old science of keeping the poor betting on the ridiculously improbable.

He just wants clicks. But here’s the death mechanic: Randall is already too late.

Last year alone, 15,000 IT people lost jobs at Amazon, Intel, Dell, and Meta, swarming onto YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, and Substack. These platforms are oversaturated pyramid schemes that send money and attention only to founders, owners, and champions.

So while Randall spent his savings on a fake, superfluous YouTube career, the top creator in IT published 650,000 video clips this year and got 22 billion views. There are only 8 billion humans on Earth. More bots and AI agents now watch YouTube than people. Randall posted 36 clips, got 120,000 views—barely $300 a year. He moved back in with his parents at 43. His parents paid his health insurance and gas. In America, it’s a grand tradition to pay billionaires to look after our sons.

A few years of unpaid work will pay off later, he thinks.

Randall believes he’s the main character with 120,000 views. He looks down on his family, who are only 5. His priorities have shifted. His mind has shifted.

These platforms will destroy families.

Randall will never find a proper job again. Why should he? At a job, nobody sees him. On the platform, potentially millions line up for his slop. Not bad for a jobless loser.

Randall films himself daily now. Soon twice.

His views are down half. He must double his content. The algorithm forces him. After 450 videos, he makes personal videos about his own genius.

He will produce slop for life—a fate worse than serfdom. Like all addicts, Randall seeks freedom.

Set YouTube aside. Take Substack. Sixty million unemployed people post slop there. Substack hosts them like cattle, draining their life energy.

Of the 30 Substacks I follow, none have seen real gains in three years. Hobos with no future, posting twice as hard. They labor for free, posting memes and opinions nobody cares about.

Even students and teachers—huge egos, bigger aspirations—flock to these platforms. Artists. Musicians. Writers. A total shit show.

How low will a serf go? He offers servitude for free. Just to get his foot in the door. If the master takes a liking to him, he might get featured. He works free to associate with the platform. That’s serf thinking. Always will be.

The platform obliges. If isolated—fed only themselves like a mirror—peasants won’t realize they’re low-IQ addicts to their own output. They believe it’s honorable to labor below minimum wage. Like gambling addicts, they live in a prison but call it a palace. They feel grateful to waste their lives for a greater cause. Even if removed, they’d sell their mother’s house to get back in. The dependency is forever.

These platforms are evil in the biblical sense: wasting potential. Facebook, run by Mark Zuckerberg (a Jew), lured billions of users, drained their data, spammed ads, and targeted children. Billions of free human hours made billionaires. Morons.

Everyone is driven onto Twitter, Spotify, Instagram, Google. Planetary slavery. And the slaves call it progress. They don’t know Latin: progredi means “go forward.” Everything goes forward in time, morons! They give away labor for free. Nobody will pay them in the future, knowing what we know now.

Founders, CEOs, and the top ten slots are all billionaires. Serfs don’t connect the dots. Numbers, compound interest, capitalism are mysteries.

YouTube, owned by Google (founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Jews), denies being an employer—yet more people work for YouTube than any country has workers. A user uploads videos but also watches 100 a day. A bot watches 3 million. Management randomly rewards a user with 1,000 views to spike dopamine. The bot needs no reward. Google also denies being an educator or library, though it hosts all of them. Professors, composers, directors, solicitors—all work for Google for free.

This will destroy those professions.

Randall saw a dip. His 1,000,000 views were fulfilled, but half his videos were demonetized. The cent-per-click was halved. Instead of seeing the racket, he decided to diversify—second and third channels, maybe on economic history, of which he now believed he was an expert. So many gurus spilling their guts for clicks—Randall thought, why not me?

He looked up the history of slavery and the pyramids. He learned it wasn’t slaves who built them. No word for slave in ancient Egypt—everyone was a content creator for pharaohs. The Jews were not slaves there, but claimed both the pyramids and the exodus. Maybe content creation and civilization were linked to Randall’s trick.

This is the end of the world. You can’t talk to these peasants about it, because they are truly free and happy.

They don’t want money.

Just the wish for money will do.

Show them one peasant who made millions, and a million peasants will swarm and click for years—for free.

They are programmed poor. They stand no chance against the content mafia. The algorithm is rigged. It’s a pyramid scheme. They will never make it. They dig their own grave with free labor.

Subhuman. Biomass. The unthinking lubricon, fuel for the machine.

Europe just announced mass layoffs of educated people. Why pay European aristocrats when their people upload all information to US platforms for free?

How did so many Randalls build the pyramids? They didn’t see themselves as Randalls. They were content to work for attention. The pyramids were tombs for oligarchs; the builders shed their lives.

The platforms are the gravesites of our civilization.

Millions of useless humans will be herded there. India and China will cattle 500 million digital laborers onto these grave sites.

We live on a Human Farm.

End.

https://thorstenjpattberg.substack.com/p/randall-was-tricked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858592&forum_id=2.#49828439)



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Date: April 19th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: all girls secretly want a fuggo

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