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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: bateful corner

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged concupiscible keepsake machete house

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged concupiscible keepsake machete house

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac New Version

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Sticky lemon love of her life



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:34 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
Author: Aromatic Pistol

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Mustard legend casino



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Plum arrogant dilemma

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Useless cream lettuce home



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Plum arrogant dilemma

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Plum arrogant dilemma

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: kink-friendly mind-boggling legal warrant pervert

Inuit Man

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Talented Saffron Stag Film



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: kink-friendly mind-boggling legal warrant pervert

Those people didn't wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32997012)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Plum arrogant dilemma



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: kink-friendly mind-boggling legal warrant pervert

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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: Lilac twisted chapel deer antler

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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: disrespectful step-uncle's house

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: lascivious cobalt trailer park tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32996380)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: brilliant alpha parlour



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Thriller autistic gay wizard haunted graveyard

well, uh, damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32996477)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Unhinged spectacular market ceo

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32996594)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Insanely creepy elastic band

twist: they didn't have fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32996595)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: out-of-control masturbator

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32996605)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Insanely creepy elastic band

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32996618)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: ruddy boltzmann

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33000183)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle up-to-no-good cruise ship azn

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: vigorous windowlicker laser beams



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Insanely creepy elastic band

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33004955)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Histrionic Set

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33005000)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Dashing stead internal respiration

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33005719)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: fuchsia massive ticket booth



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: Unhinged spectacular market ceo

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32996628)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: 180 school cafeteria preventive strike

what is best in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33005669)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: odious really tough guy crackhouse

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32996700)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged concupiscible keepsake machete house



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse liquid oxygen

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33036084)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: Useless cream lettuce home



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Chartreuse associate senate

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32996976)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Dashing stead internal respiration

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32997027)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: provocative range police squad

life doesn't get better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33004844)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: cruel-hearted factory reset button place of business

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32996994)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: topaz vivacious property

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32997060)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: kink-friendly mind-boggling legal warrant pervert

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32997084)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: chrome razzmatazz faggotry philosopher-king



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: Passionate Dog Poop

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32997069)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: Dashing stead internal respiration

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32997093)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: Passionate Dog Poop

*dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33000147)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: cerebral water buffalo

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#44556878)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Comical Puppy Field

Definitely something to ponder for the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#32997112)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: adulterous rehab

moar pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33000086)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Ivory Rigpig

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33000185)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: walnut marvelous spot private investor

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33000323)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Passionate Dog Poop

great poast tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33000347)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Pink hairraiser foreskin brunch



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Histrionic Set



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: 180 school cafeteria preventive strike

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33005057)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Useless cream lettuce home

180

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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: appetizing rose den

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#44557019)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: amber charismatic abode mexican



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: Ruby underhanded feces

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33036004)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone metal friendly grandma giraffe

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33036350)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Lilac twisted chapel deer antler



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Stimulating Wild Business Firm



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone metal friendly grandma giraffe

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33004768)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Plum arrogant dilemma

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33004875)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Insanely creepy elastic band

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Plum arrogant dilemma



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: milky cracking digit ratio trump supporter



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: vigorous windowlicker laser beams

180

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: 180 school cafeteria preventive strike

homeric

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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: 180 school cafeteria preventive strike

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33005066)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: 180 school cafeteria preventive strike

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42527599)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: citrine big clown



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: Jet Resort Affirmative Action

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33005097)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: fuchsia massive ticket booth

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33035957)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: Jet Resort Affirmative Action

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33036028)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Ruby underhanded feces

And when u get home u realize u stink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33036044)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: adventurous transparent parlor



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Plum arrogant dilemma



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: frozen community account

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33019274)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: racy stage hissy fit

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33019342)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: arousing toaster indian lodge

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33036301)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: galvanic school

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33036324)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Plum arrogant dilemma

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33036333)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Floppy red shrine kitty cat

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33036075)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Plum arrogant dilemma

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33036103)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring fanboi

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#33036859)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: tantric contagious stage

Still the CR mindframe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#34887883)



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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored patrolman



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: bateful corner



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: dun kitchen



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: Clear insecure theater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#34778716)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Flushed Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42602104)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: trip center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#34778717)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: exciting orange institution



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: cruel-hearted factory reset button place of business

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#34858424)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Pearl Vibrant Lay Son Of Senegal



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: brilliant alpha parlour



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: slap-happy university yarmulke

one of the top posts of 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#34887847)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: brilliant alpha parlour

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Avocado supple marketing idea

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#34896940)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: excitant half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42602020)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: obsidian temple regret

A classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#34896893)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: bateful corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#35373595)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: impertinent self-absorbed pocket flask brethren



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: bright curious wrinkle



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Buff Organic Girlfriend Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#36931951)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: vigorous windowlicker laser beams



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Lilac twisted chapel deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#36931970)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: alcoholic exhilarant heaven ratface



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: Irate mediation



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: bateful corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#40430017)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: motley station

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#40430235)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: bateful corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#41587203)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: motley station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#41587274)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: kink-friendly mind-boggling legal warrant pervert

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#41587312)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Erotic Address

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: mewling double fault

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#41587398)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: Pearl Vibrant Lay Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#41587407)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: 180 school cafeteria preventive strike

(slack jawed faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#41587412)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse liquid oxygen

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: mewling double fault

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: bateful corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42024385)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Irradiated dull nursing home therapy

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#41587877)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: excitant half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42602021)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: bateful corner

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: motley station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42480803)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: motley station



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: motley station



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: greedy gas station fat ankles

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: bright curious wrinkle

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: motley station

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: excitant half-breed

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: Dark nubile volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42602092)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Outnumbered Erotic Address

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#42602103)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: motley station



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: motley station



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: motley station



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: motley station



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: Hateful cuckoldry main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#43928462)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: startled office trust fund

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: Dashing stead internal respiration

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: motley station

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: henna naked hell gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#44173161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: motley station

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#44556761)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: Well-lubricated area



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic charcoal hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#44560992)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Sienna medicated theatre

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: disrespectful step-uncle's house

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: rebellious brindle boiling water space

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: motley station



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: motley station



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: bateful corner



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Sick Immigrant Hunting Ground



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: turquoise coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#45756594)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: motley station



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: arousing toaster indian lodge



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: Sick Immigrant Hunting Ground



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: fuchsia massive ticket booth



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: Glittery misunderstood becky state

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#46538646)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: motley station



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: lake overrated striped hyena theater stage



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: fuchsia massive ticket booth



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: bright curious wrinkle



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: Heady People Who Are Hurt Hospital



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: motley station



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Gold location



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Sick Immigrant Hunting Ground



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed effete forum toilet seat

this was pre-gpt poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#48377396)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: motley station



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: motley station



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: bright curious wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#49374495)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: crosby

I fucked a legit African tribeswoman in Tanzania once, her pussy had a peculiar smell for sure but tbh it was not as bad as your average American white shrew’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2.#49551784)