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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
cerebral effete principal's office milk
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
bespoke ruby twinkling uncleanness
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
cerebral effete principal's office milk
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
bespoke ruby twinkling uncleanness
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
onyx forum
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Duck-like swashbuckling alpha
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
cerebral effete principal's office milk
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Diverse Dingle Berry
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
Idiotic Dilemma
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
Ebony Talented Field
  09/18/24
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Copper Stain
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Appetizing violent french chef incel
  09/18/24
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tan awkward rehab
  09/19/24
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high-end bronze national security agency
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
Odious Crusty Stage International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Stimulating Brass Piazza Legal Warrant
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Lake private investor
  10/04/24
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cerebral effete principal's office milk
  12/20/24
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mauve seedy stage water buffalo
  02/27/25
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racy haunted graveyard skinny woman
  04/16/25
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pube
  01/15/26


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: cerebral effete principal's office milk

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: bespoke ruby twinkling uncleanness

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: cerebral effete principal's office milk

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: bespoke ruby twinkling uncleanness

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: onyx forum

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Duck-like swashbuckling alpha

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: cerebral effete principal's office milk

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Diverse Dingle Berry

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Idiotic Dilemma

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Ebony Talented Field

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Copper Stain



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Appetizing violent french chef incel

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: tan awkward rehab



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: high-end bronze national security agency



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Odious Crusty Stage International Law Enforcement Agency

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Stimulating Brass Piazza Legal Warrant

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Lake private investor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2.#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: cerebral effete principal's office milk



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: mauve seedy stage water buffalo



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: racy haunted graveyard skinny woman



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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