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Jozy Altidore: Entering his prime as a striker. You: Post on XO.

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territorial vigorous school
  06/02/13
I'm entering my prime as a striker too bro been hit...
amethyst genital piercing address
  06/02/13
(bro who was "bullied" in high school)
territorial vigorous school
  06/02/13
I've been bullied like everyone else (done my share too) but...
amethyst genital piercing address
  06/02/13
cool story bro. i'm sure you suck at team sports.
territorial vigorous school
  06/02/13
I was starting LB on my high school football team u mad abou...
amethyst genital piercing address
  08/15/13
Lol @ that making you an athlete. If you didn't get offers t...
Wonderful Sexy Hell New Version
  08/17/13
It at least puts me at 96th percentile for athleticism
amethyst genital piercing address
  08/17/13
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territorial vigorous school
  06/02/13
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territorial vigorous school
  06/02/13
jozy is only 23. he's got more than 3 years before he hits h...
Passionate violent locale friendly grandma
  06/02/13
prime for striker= 24-28
territorial vigorous school
  06/02/13
26 is generally regarded as the peak or the beginning of the...
Passionate violent locale friendly grandma
  06/02/13
I feel by 29 they begin a decline but opinions may vary
territorial vigorous school
  06/02/13
Some continue to improve even into their 30s look at diego m...
peach pervert parlor
  08/18/13
this is the shithouse black cunt who scored one goal in an e...
internet-worthy aquamarine ape
  06/02/13
he's the brother who scored 30 goals in Holland this year, o...
territorial vigorous school
  06/02/13
this coffee coloured gentleman had a >1 strike rate for t...
internet-worthy aquamarine ape
  06/02/13
this dude also scored 16 and 6 goals in his final two years ...
territorial vigorous school
  06/02/13
because he was a winger, and wingers don't score many goals ...
internet-worthy aquamarine ape
  06/02/13
1. are you seriously trying to say that the dutch league isn...
territorial vigorous school
  06/02/13
Messi is absolutely not a winger and calling Ronaldo one is ...
Bateful out-of-control son of senegal den
  06/02/13
holland doesn't count lol.
bat-shit-crazy tanning salon codepig
  08/15/13
(alfonso alves)
walnut telephone masturbator
  08/17/13
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territorial vigorous school
  06/02/13
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territorial vigorous school
  06/08/13
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territorial vigorous school
  08/15/13
Jozy Altidore will score 7 (Seven) goals in 31 (thirty-one) ...
contagious box office
  08/15/13
you mean seven (7) goals by xmas (Christmas)
territorial vigorous school
  08/16/13
Jozy Altidore will be benched by Christmas for Stephen "...
contagious box office
  08/16/13
no one calls him steve
walnut telephone masturbator
  08/17/13
Josmer "Jozy" Altidore does
contagious box office
  08/17/13
lol
walnut telephone masturbator
  08/17/13
COME BACK
Coiffed range
  05/21/16
Seven goals for this mediocre Sunderland squad would be pret...
milky irradiated pistol
  08/17/13
it would be ok
contagious box office
  08/17/13
Jozy will score 28 goals for this same squad in the champion...
milky irradiated pistol
  08/17/13
it's painfully obvious that he's found his level which is...
contagious box office
  08/17/13
He needs better service. He's a fulham level player
milky irradiated pistol
  08/17/13
he cant cope with well organized premier league defenses
contagious box office
  08/17/13
Neither can most players in the premier league. He's a lowe...
milky irradiated pistol
  08/17/13
right he's a great option if you're looking 2 get relegated
contagious box office
  08/17/13
He's way better than he was during his time with hull city a...
milky irradiated pistol
  08/17/13
lol have you even seen Jozy play in the last two years?
territorial vigorous school
  08/17/13
yeah hes been great against fucking Roda and Honduras sad...
contagious box office
  08/17/13
he's also been great against germany, bosnia, ajax, and psv....
territorial vigorous school
  08/17/13
he's nowhere good as dempsey you maniac the dutch league ...
contagious box office
  08/17/13
He has played as an equal to Dempsey and in many ways as bet...
territorial vigorous school
  08/17/13
If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the ...
contagious box office
  08/17/13
lol you are too dumb to form any response, i.e., you are don...
territorial vigorous school
  08/17/13
youre a fucking retard who is arguing against your own point...
contagious box office
  08/17/13
of course the dutch league is high scoring. that doesn't me...
territorial vigorous school
  08/18/13
yeah and inflated goal tallies make retards like you think t...
contagious box office
  08/18/13
Lol, everyone can see you are ignoring my direct point. ...
territorial vigorous school
  08/18/13
youre done here and you know it
contagious box office
  08/18/13
Admit you are one of those faggots who predicts that every A...
territorial vigorous school
  08/18/13
lol is this ur plan C argument "you just hate all am...
contagious box office
  08/18/13
lol at your inability to answer my question. who looked mor...
territorial vigorous school
  08/18/13
Literally only retards like you think scoring 1 in 2 makes y...
contagious box office
  08/18/13
Jozy had two great seasons in Holland to Dempsey's three sea...
territorial vigorous school
  08/18/13
Tell me more about his prolific goal scoring record in exhib...
contagious box office
  08/18/13
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territorial vigorous school
  08/17/13
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Sooty School Cafeteria
  06/06/16
did jozy score a hat trick
contagious box office
  08/17/13
bark bark kill self
bossy know-it-all nowag giraffe
  08/17/13
Did Jozy Altidore set up a goal today?
contagious box office
  08/17/13
Michael Bradley, the defensive mid somehow scored like 18 go...
milky irradiated pistol
  08/17/13
Bradley is premier league quality
contagious box office
  08/17/13
(not coach at Aston villa three years ago)
milky irradiated pistol
  08/17/13
lol yeah that was ridiculous surprised there wasnt more ...
contagious box office
  08/17/13
He plays for a good team, only step ups would be champions l...
milky irradiated pistol
  08/17/13
epl teams have stupid money now with the new tv deal I thoug...
contagious box office
  08/17/13
if you knew anything about MB you'd know the answer is no.
territorial vigorous school
  08/18/13
(Rudolph)
milky irradiated pistol
  01/15/15
LOL. the step down was even fucking farther. cant believe ho...
contagious box office
  01/15/15
xo ricky van wolfswinkel score on his debut u: looking a lil...
contagious box office
  08/17/13
jozy played quite well, too bad the rest of his team is SPS....
territorial vigorous school
  08/17/13
This is exactly why someone like Mikey Bradley would never g...
Bateful out-of-control son of senegal den
  08/18/13
And then you have faggots like jacoby shaddix mindlessly wo...
territorial vigorous school
  08/18/13
"If u dont think Josmer Alitoder is world class center ...
contagious box office
  08/18/13
lol faggot, i never said he was world class. your the fa...
territorial vigorous school
  08/18/13
he isnt good enough to score goals in the barclay's premier ...
contagious box office
  08/18/13
lol at your inability to give any reasons. go put on your Ma...
territorial vigorous school
  08/18/13
1 in 29
contagious box office
  08/18/13
Yea, and players don't improve at all after they are 20 year...
territorial vigorous school
  08/18/13
He still can't score though
contagious box office
  08/18/13
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contagious box office
  08/17/14
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contagious box office
  01/14/15
(guy who knows nothing about football)
bat-shit-crazy tanning salon codepig
  08/18/13
You anglophiles are hilarious.
Bateful out-of-control son of senegal den
  08/19/13
He couldn't get a 180 if his life depended on it.
Jet-lagged olive roommate business firm
  08/17/13
reserving this poasitng space for when jozy fails to score a...
contagious box office
  08/18/13
Has Josmer entered his prime yet?
contagious box office
  08/18/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATJxoShmW64
territorial vigorous school
  08/18/13
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talented azure set psychic
  08/18/13
he had a great game
contagious box office
  08/18/13
I'd take jozy over chicharito
milky irradiated pistol
  08/18/13
no manager would
contagious box office
  08/18/13
yet many managers put in bids in the $10 million range and o...
territorial vigorous school
  08/19/13
HOw was Jozy A. today?
contagious box office
  08/24/13
Did Jozy Alitodre score a goal today?
contagious box office
  08/24/13
Did Josmer enter his prime today?
contagious box office
  08/24/13
im at a wedding and cant get to my computer, can someone tel...
contagious box office
  08/24/13
Did jozy enter his prime and score today?
contagious box office
  08/31/13
UPDATE: Sunderland have just loaned Fabio "bad at socce...
contagious box office
  09/02/13
did jozy terrorize the costa rican back four?
contagious box office
  09/09/13
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bat-shit-crazy tanning salon codepig
  09/09/13
darius henderson >>> fat nigga
internet-worthy aquamarine ape
  09/09/13
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bat-shit-crazy tanning salon codepig
  09/09/13
Did USA miss Jozmer in their crucial game against Mexico
contagious box office
  09/12/13
did josmer make mesut regret signing for the Gunners instead...
contagious box office
  09/14/13
did your wife fuck jozy or something
milky irradiated pistol
  09/14/13
ya
contagious box office
  09/14/13
what is this
Vengeful sapphire parlour
  09/14/13
jozy should have had a goal yesterday, referee didnt play th...
walnut telephone masturbator
  09/15/13
breakout game coming on?
walnut telephone masturbator
  09/29/13
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contagious box office
  10/06/13
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contagious box office
  10/12/13
thought baout this thread while billing at 10 PM lAST NIGTE
contagious box office
  10/25/13
sunderland secured a vital 3 points today in a passionate de...
contagious box office
  10/27/13
SHADDIX YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Multi-colored umber stage
  10/27/13
did jozy altidore score a premier league goal
contagious box office
  11/03/13
prime
henna station chad
  11/08/13
did ojzy "the big unit" altiscore prime striker le...
contagious box office
  11/10/13
did jozy give the scots a torrid time
contagious box office
  11/15/13
JOZY: USA PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND MAKER OF A JOHN TERRY BITCH
territorial vigorous school
  12/04/13
JOZY INVOLVED IN THE BUILDUP STYLING ON TPTTENHAM LIKE YNY
territorial vigorous school
  12/07/13
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3777501/altidore.gif
contagious box office
  01/01/14
Cringe
walnut telephone masturbator
  01/01/14
lulzy watching all three of his teammates on the screen just...
galvanic kitchen boltzmann
  01/18/14
The Big Joze just bossed the english champions for 11 minute...
contagious box office
  01/07/14
Jozy Altidore is literally one of the worst strikers in prem...
contagious box office
  01/18/14
:_( Did he fuck up an opportunity today? I see Sunderland...
Offensive Voyeur Ratface
  01/18/14
OWAS
Passionate violent locale friendly grandma
  01/18/14
Jozy failed to score against kidderminster harriers today.
contagious box office
  01/25/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso vid of jozy ta...
contagious box office
  01/26/14
he didn't even hit the tea cups
Passionate violent locale friendly grandma
  01/26/14
jozy listening 2 fake plasitc trees on tiny earbuds before T...
contagious box office
  02/01/14
26.5 games per goal
contagious box office
  02/23/14
did jozy lift the cup today on a cloudy blustery day in lond...
contagious box office
  03/02/14
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contagious box office
  03/22/14
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contagious box office
  04/12/14
the jozy apologist itt went pumo, LMAO
contagious box office
  04/12/14
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contagious box office
  05/08/14
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contagious box office
  05/22/14
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contagious box office
  06/07/14
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Tan Cuckoldry Institution
  06/07/14
brothers...
contagious box office
  06/07/14
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henna station chad
  06/16/14
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territorial vigorous school
  06/08/14
TODAY IS THE DAY BROS
territorial vigorous school
  06/16/14
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talking charismatic philosopher-king idiot
  06/16/14
did jozy score
contagious box office
  06/16/14
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Stimulating Slate Theatre Antidepressant Drug
  06/16/14
oops
ruby floppy site
  06/16/14
aron looked bad though
territorial vigorous school
  06/17/14
did jozy score
contagious box office
  06/23/14
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Offensive Voyeur Ratface
  08/16/14
Jozy just tweeted "entering my prime right now"
milky irradiated pistol
  08/16/14
180 not flame
contagious box office
  08/16/14
jozy getting off on the right foot. subbed on in the 81st mi...
contagious box office
  08/17/14
:_( Coming on against United right now
Offensive Voyeur Ratface
  08/24/14
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/09/usa-striker-...
contagious box office
  10/09/14
2 goals. 61 games
henna station chad
  10/10/14
<<buzz>> *Jozy looks at his phone and sees an...
drunken toaster
  10/09/14
ATTN Anti-Jozy POZ, he is currently pwning #3 ranked Colombi...
Tan Cuckoldry Institution
  11/14/14
http://www.tsn.ca/toronto-fc-completes-swap-deal-altidore-to...
contagious box office
  01/14/15
Literally the worst signing in Sunderland's 136 year history...
contagious box office
  01/15/15
...
abnormal electric resort
  01/15/15
Damn Defoe was a shite signing too
milky irradiated pistol
  01/15/15
idk man. swapping a bro with 2 goals in 72 for a guy with ar...
contagious box office
  01/15/15
Defoe wanted out, he forced torontos hand. Jozy should be f...
milky irradiated pistol
  01/15/15
11 in 16 is pretty good?? or is there more than meets the ey...
contagious box office
  01/15/15
Pretty sure he scored like ten of those in ten games then di...
milky irradiated pistol
  01/15/15
LOL 180
contagious box office
  01/15/15
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Offensive Voyeur Ratface
  05/16/16
the other guy who was talking mad shit went pumo too
henna station chad
  01/15/15
JOZY just STYLING on CHILE and JACOBY SHADDOX like YNY
territorial vigorous school
  01/28/15
Two goals today for Jozy
territorial vigorous school
  03/08/15
He is literally one of the top players in all of Canada righ...
hairless 180 kitty cat nibblets
  03/08/15
goal and assist against # 1 denmark
territorial vigorous school
  04/03/15
!!!
henna station chad
  08/11/15
Jozy's hold up play instrumental in the American heroic exec...
territorial vigorous school
  05/29/15
How did this thread turn out
henna station chad
  07/01/15
LOL Jozy Altidore: 60 premier league games, 2 goals
spectacular drab reading party
  08/11/15
JFC Doggie YOU ARE DONE HERE
french saffron legend
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spectacular drab reading party
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Sooty School Cafeteria
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spectacular drab reading party
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milky irradiated pistol
  12/31/15
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concupiscible native
  12/31/15
laying waste to Guatemala
Swashbuckling step-uncle's house milk
  03/29/16
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milky irradiated pistol
  04/09/16
Jozy with an assist this weekend. What a stud.
territorial vigorous school
  04/25/16
:_(
Offensive Voyeur Ratface
  05/16/16
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Autistic Hairraiser Organic Girlfriend Jap
  05/21/16
the retards comparing international and shit league football...
Coiffed range
  05/21/16
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/11/jozy-altidore-greg-...
irate corner fanboi
  05/21/16
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milky irradiated pistol
  06/04/16
Jozy getting hot again bros! Sick goal he scored this weeken...
territorial vigorous school
  08/19/16
No one within 5 yards of him. Garbage.
Painfully honest sandwich people who are hurt
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territorial vigorous school
  08/19/16
Jozy=shit
milky irradiated pistol
  08/24/16
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Sooty School Cafeteria
  12/11/16
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Exhilarant karate
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Golazo
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henna station chad
  10/11/17
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Shivering fishy dingle berry
  12/09/17
Jozy GOAL against Amerikkkka!
territorial vigorous school
  04/07/18
LOLOLOL
excitant emerald hall police squad
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henna station chad
  01/31/21
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brass exciting half-breed piazza
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henna station chad
  04/01/22
where are we on this
brass exciting half-breed piazza
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lmao US soccer team fags
smoky provocative indian lodge
  11/15/22
youre such a fag dude
henna station chad
  11/17/22
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lfo
  12/13/25


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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:47 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318115)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:48 PM
Author: amethyst genital piercing address

I'm entering my prime as a striker too bro

been hitting the bags at 24 hour fitness HARD as FUCK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318123)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:50 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

(bro who was "bullied" in high school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318133)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: amethyst genital piercing address

I've been bullied like everyone else (done my share too) but I had my shit together by the time I was in high school.

I train because one day i'm going to kick Klitschko's ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318141)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

cool story bro.

i'm sure you suck at team sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318168)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:22 PM
Author: amethyst genital piercing address

I was starting LB on my high school football team u mad about this asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23847146)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:32 PM
Author: Wonderful Sexy Hell New Version

Lol @ that making you an athlete. If you didn't get offers to play some level of college you are a sps athlete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23859872)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:51 PM
Author: amethyst genital piercing address

It at least puts me at 96th percentile for athleticism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23859970)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:00 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318167)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318196)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:08 PM
Author: Passionate violent locale friendly grandma

jozy is only 23. he's got more than 3 years before he hits his prime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318205)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

prime for striker= 24-28

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: Passionate violent locale friendly grandma

26 is generally regarded as the peak or the beginning of the peak. from what i understand it's 26-29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23319480)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 8:31 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

I feel by 29 they begin a decline but opinions may vary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23319493)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:41 PM
Author: peach pervert parlor

Some continue to improve even into their 30s look at diego milito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865558)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:19 PM
Author: internet-worthy aquamarine ape

this is the shithouse black cunt who scored one goal in an entire premier league season right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318262)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

he's the brother who scored 30 goals in Holland this year, one today against Germany, and is being courted by several champions league teams.

edit: also, that Hull team was garbage and basically left him isolated for 90 minutes a game, which is clearly not playing to his strengths, i.e., combinations and facing the goal with the ball at his feet. it was also years ago and he is a much more complete player now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318278)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy aquamarine ape

this coffee coloured gentleman had a >1 strike rate for the same club. still shit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afonso_Alves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318291)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

this dude also scored 16 and 6 goals in his final two years in Holland:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_van_Persie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318302)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:29 PM
Author: internet-worthy aquamarine ape

because he was a winger, and wingers don't score many goals



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318338)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:31 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

1. are you seriously trying to say that the dutch league isn't known to develop great attacking playes?

2. Cristiano and messi are wingers.

3. jozy likes to play from the wing as well.

4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_van_Nistelrooy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318356)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Bateful out-of-control son of senegal den

Messi is absolutely not a winger and calling Ronaldo one is really stretching the definition of the term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23319833)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy tanning salon codepig

holland doesn't count lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23847184)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: walnut telephone masturbator

(alfonso alves)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858212)



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Date: June 2nd, 2013 5:46 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23318441)



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Date: June 8th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23353290)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:34 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23846712)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: contagious box office

Jozy Altidore will score 7 (Seven) goals in 31 (thirty-one) appearances for Sunderland AFC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23847130)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 12:53 AM
Author: territorial vigorous school

you mean seven (7) goals by xmas (Christmas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23850064)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: contagious box office

Jozy Altidore will be benched by Christmas for Stephen "Steve" Fletcher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23850075)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: walnut telephone masturbator

no one calls him steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858206)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: contagious box office

Josmer "Jozy" Altidore does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858213)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:00 PM
Author: walnut telephone masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858215)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Coiffed range

COME BACK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#30527878)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

Seven goals for this mediocre Sunderland squad would be pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858308)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: contagious box office

it would be ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858312)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

Jozy will score 28 goals for this same squad in the championship next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858318)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:23 PM
Author: contagious box office

it's painfully obvious that he's found his level

which is the championship or a second rate european league

hed be pretty good in portugal or turkey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858322)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

He needs better service. He's a fulham level player

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858328)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM
Author: contagious box office

he cant cope with well organized premier league defenses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858333)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

Neither can most players in the premier league. He's a lower level Epl talent now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858341)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:29 PM
Author: contagious box office

right he's a great option if you're looking 2 get relegated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:32 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

He's way better than he was during his time with hull city and

Villareal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858369)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

lol have you even seen Jozy play in the last two years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23859824)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: contagious box office

yeah hes been great against fucking Roda and Honduras

sadly he's not good enough for the premier league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23859838)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

he's also been great against germany, bosnia, ajax, and psv.

if you actually watched him play, you would have seen he's been just as good as dempsey, donovan, and bradley, all of whom are epl level.

you seriously either overrate the league or don't watch jozy.

fwiw honduras has multiple EPL players. most epl teams aren't manu/mancity/aresenal/chelsea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23859895)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:38 PM
Author: contagious box office

he's nowhere good as dempsey you maniac

the dutch league is worse than the championship in terms of defending

90% of his goals are against shit CONCACAF nations although I'll concede he was great against Bosnia.

he is what he is, a relegation fodder or championship striker. nothing more, nothing less. the fact that he's the best forward we have currently creates an insane amount of undeserved hype and expectation for the poor guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23859912)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:50 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

He has played as an equal to Dempsey and in many ways as better than Dempsey in the last round of games.

If you even watched soccer in 2007, you were probably one of those same faggots predicting Dempsey would fail. In fact, I'd bet you shit on every American player going to the EPL and other European leagues. I'm sure you were shitting on Bradley a couple years ago, shitting on Donovan before 2010, shitting on Holden (if you even knew who he was) before he went to Bolton. Faggots like you are so predictable.

How is the hype undeserved? He's scored 50 goals in the past two seasons, and EPL teams lined up to purchase him for a pretty sizeable transfer. If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23859964)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:50 PM
Author: contagious box office

If you understood Holland, you would know its not that the defenses are shitty, but that the teams play a very attacking style that results in high scoring games. Showtime Lakers could play defense, but they gave up a lotta buckets because they scored a lot.

Holy shit what are you talking about hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23860333)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:30 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

lol you are too dumb to form any response, i.e., you are done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23860566)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: contagious box office

youre a fucking retard who is arguing against your own point by emphasizing the fact that dutch games have inflated scoring due to their neglect of defense and then you made a retarded comparison to a different sport that literally made me laugh out loud in my dad's basement

please tell us more about how the showtime lakers are like fc twente's defensive line you grantland fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23860715)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 2:28 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

of course the dutch league is high scoring. that doesn't mean the defenders are shitty, only that both teams bring players forward, you fucking idiot.

now why not confront my main point, which is that you are clearly one of those predictable faggots that prognosticates that every American player going to a top league in Europe will fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23864324)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:14 PM
Author: contagious box office

yeah and inflated goal tallies make retards like you think that jozy altidore is a premier league striker. "b b b but he scored 1 in 2 for az!!!"

dutch teams run dangerously high defensive lines with players who can't tackle making it easy as fuck for average players to score a ton of goals. you're a full brown retard for thinking eredivisie defenders are anywhere near premier league quality. it's worse than the championship. just look at their national team, their entire back line is full of scrubs.

the fact that jozy UNLOCKED dutch defensive lines with combined salaries of like $35,000 a week doesn't mean he's bad but certainly isn't predictive of any sort of success in the premier league.

cliffs you got a hard on watching jozy score a bunch in a third rate european league, in friendlies and against island nations and now think he's the second coming. feel free to bump this thread when he's knocking balls down for El Hadji Diouf at elland road next year



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23864669)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:10 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

Lol, everyone can see you are ignoring my direct point.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865396)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:33 PM
Author: contagious box office

youre done here and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865507)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:36 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

Admit you are one of those faggots who predicts that every American player will fail when he goes to Europe.

Who had a more impressive season,

Clint Dempsey scoring 8 goals for NE Revolution in 2007 or Jozy Altidore scoring 25 goals for AZ in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865525)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: contagious box office

lol is this ur plan C argument

"you just hate all americans!"

please stop posting itt please pleaes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865721)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

lol at your inability to answer my question. who looked more primed for EPL success, Dempsey in 2007 or Altidore in 2013?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865735)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: contagious box office

Literally only retards like you think scoring 1 in 2 makes you look "PRIMED FOR EPL SUCCESS" and to answer your question I'd say Dempsey. Altidore has been fucking dogshit for 3 out of his last 4 clubs while Dempsey had 3 great seasons for New England

Dempsey had the talent to excel at a higher level. It's possible that Jozy does, but it's not looking like it at the moment. Being good in a shit league really isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL.

Look forward to hearing u blame Jozy's 5 in 35 season on Sunderland's shitty midfield though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865769)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:44 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

Jozy had two great seasons in Holland to Dempsey's three seasons in NE. Jozy scored the winning goal in the dutch cup final against PSV. Jozy just put three past Bosnia on the road, a team leading its group in qualifying play. Anyone who has watched him play over the years could tell he is not the 20 year old naive guy at Hull anymore.

"Being good in a shit league isn't a great predictor of success in the EPL." Yea, Holland is a "shit league," not a league famous for grooming young players and producing class attacking talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865931)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: contagious box office

Tell me more about his prolific goal scoring record in exhibition matches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23866299)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:14 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23860098)



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Date: June 6th, 2016 3:25 AM
Author: Sooty School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#30634334)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: contagious box office

did jozy score a hat trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858203)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: bossy know-it-all nowag giraffe

bark bark kill self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858221)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: contagious box office

Did Jozy Altidore set up a goal today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858313)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:24 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

Michael Bradley, the defensive mid somehow scored like 18 goals in hOlland once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858324)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:25 PM
Author: contagious box office

Bradley is premier league quality



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858331)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:26 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

(not coach at Aston villa three years ago)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858336)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:27 PM
Author: contagious box office

lol yeah that was ridiculous

surprised there wasnt more interest in him this summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858339)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

He plays for a good team, only step ups would be champions league squads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858350)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: contagious box office

epl teams have stupid money now with the new tv deal I thought maybe a midtable team would make a GENEROUS offer for him but yeah depends on whether or not he'd take a step down to move to the uk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858360)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 2:30 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

if you knew anything about MB you'd know the answer is no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23864336)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27121910)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:02 AM
Author: contagious box office

LOL. the step down was even fucking farther. cant believe how bad this pumo got owned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27121922)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 1:28 PM
Author: contagious box office

xo ricky van wolfswinkel score on his debut u: looking a lil pudgy in ur jozy sunderland kit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23858347)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:22 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

jozy played quite well, too bad the rest of his team is SPS. should have gone to a team with actual support. he'll find his goals though regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23859828)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 3:50 PM
Author: Bateful out-of-control son of senegal den

This is exactly why someone like Mikey Bradley would never go to a mid-table EPL team. The football sucks and you're not going to develop tactically or technically. American kids need to focus on getting to the Netherlands, Germany, Italy and maybe Spain. This rush to the EPL and Scandinavian leagues as got to fucking stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23864865)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 5:39 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

And then you have faggots like jacoby shaddix mindlessly worshiping the EPL and probably rooting for England's national team, until they started to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865543)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:17 PM
Author: contagious box office

"If u dont think Josmer Alitoder is world class center forward u hate america and worship england" - Doggie Suicide the poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865730)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

lol faggot, i never said he was world class.

your the faggot predicting a first 11 dutch league player who is 23 years old will fail without actually giving any substantive reasons why other than "THE DEFENSES SUCK IN HOLLAND OMG," which ignores the fact that holland is known for creating attacking talent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865752)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: contagious box office

he isnt good enough to score goals in the barclay's premier league sorry doggie suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865774)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:34 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

lol at your inability to give any reasons. go put on your Man United jersey faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865863)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: contagious box office

1 in 29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865899)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:46 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

Yea, and players don't improve at all after they are 20 years old.

If you'd actually seen him play then and now, you'd know he's a completely different player.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865938)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: contagious box office

He still can't score though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23866296)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#26144632)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 4:33 AM
Author: contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27114516)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:16 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy tanning salon codepig

(guy who knows nothing about football)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865727)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Bateful out-of-control son of senegal den

You anglophiles are hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23878155)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 6:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged olive roommate business firm

He couldn't get a 180 if his life depended on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23859968)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:25 PM
Author: contagious box office

reserving this poasitng space for when jozy fails to score against southampton bringing his epl scoring record to 1 goal (one) in 30 (thirty) braclay's premier league games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865785)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: contagious box office

Has Josmer entered his prime yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865903)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 6:47 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATJxoShmW64

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23865942)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 7:43 PM
Author: talented azure set psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23866321)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:58 PM
Author: contagious box office

he had a great game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23866800)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

I'd take jozy over chicharito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23866624)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 8:59 PM
Author: contagious box office

no manager would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23866803)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 5:29 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

yet many managers put in bids in the $10 million range and one purchased him for $13 million, despite your crap opinion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23872177)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: contagious box office

HOw was Jozy A. today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23923708)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: contagious box office

Did Jozy Alitodre score a goal today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23923706)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 12:03 PM
Author: contagious box office

Did Josmer enter his prime today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23923725)



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Date: August 24th, 2013 10:50 PM
Author: contagious box office

im at a wedding and cant get to my computer, can someone tell me if Alitodre Scored today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23926944)



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Date: August 31st, 2013 2:30 PM
Author: contagious box office

Did jozy enter his prime and score today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23969753)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 7:16 PM
Author: contagious box office

UPDATE: Sunderland have just loaned Fabio "bad at soccer" Borini to bolster their attacking options bc jozy is shit and a donkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#23981966)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: contagious box office

did jozy terrorize the costa rican back four?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24018707)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy tanning salon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24018819)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:27 AM
Author: internet-worthy aquamarine ape

darius henderson >>> fat nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24018828)



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Date: September 9th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy tanning salon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24018832)



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Date: September 12th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: contagious box office

Did USA miss Jozmer in their crucial game against Mexico

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24038286)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 11:58 AM
Author: contagious box office

did josmer make mesut regret signing for the Gunners instead of the Black Cats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24048577)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:04 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

did your wife fuck jozy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24048584)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: contagious box office

ya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24048655)



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Date: September 14th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Vengeful sapphire parlour

what is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24048585)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 5:58 AM
Author: walnut telephone masturbator

jozy should have had a goal yesterday, referee didnt play the advantage when he should have, jozy had it in the back of the net

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24053556)



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Date: September 29th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: walnut telephone masturbator

breakout game coming on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24133979)



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Date: October 6th, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24179431)



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Date: October 12th, 2013 4:15 AM
Author: contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24218358)



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Date: October 25th, 2013 6:40 PM
Author: contagious box office

thought baout this thread while billing at 10 PM lAST NIGTE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24306115)



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Date: October 27th, 2013 7:09 PM
Author: contagious box office

sunderland secured a vital 3 points today in a passionate derby vs newcastle bc fabio borini ran up to noted dogshit striker jozy altidore, stole the ball from him and then scored a beautiful winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24317286)



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Date: October 27th, 2013 7:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored umber stage

SHADDIX YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24317298)



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Date: November 3rd, 2013 4:29 AM
Author: contagious box office

did jozy altidore score a premier league goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24360066)



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Date: November 8th, 2013 1:22 PM
Author: henna station chad

prime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24397738)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: contagious box office

did ojzy "the big unit" altiscore prime striker lead Sunderland FC past defending champions manchester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24409927)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 6:55 PM
Author: contagious box office

did jozy give the scots a torrid time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24445975)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 6:47 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

JOZY: USA PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND MAKER OF A JOHN TERRY BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24567987)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

JOZY INVOLVED IN THE BUILDUP STYLING ON TPTTENHAM LIKE YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24587788)



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Date: January 1st, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: contagious box office

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3777501/altidore.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24751307)



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Date: January 1st, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: walnut telephone masturbator

Cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24751332)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:43 AM
Author: galvanic kitchen boltzmann

lulzy watching all three of his teammates on the screen just putting their hands on top of their heads and walking away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24853884)



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Date: January 7th, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: contagious box office

The Big Joze just bossed the english champions for 11 minutes & booked his ticket to wembley then came out for a bronx curtain call while david moyes did a fail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24794088)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:38 AM
Author: contagious box office

Jozy Altidore is literally one of the worst strikers in premier league history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24853881)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 9:41 AM
Author: Offensive Voyeur Ratface

:_(

Did he fuck up an opportunity today? I see Sunderland is tied right now. They need wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24853883)



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Date: January 18th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: Passionate violent locale friendly grandma
Subject: OWAS

oh what a striker!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24853920)



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Date: January 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: contagious box office

Jozy failed to score against kidderminster harriers today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24895335)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 5:47 AM
Author: contagious box office

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yQfirGdso

vid of jozy taking 3 shots from point blank range to knock a tea cup off a table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24898110)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Passionate violent locale friendly grandma

he didn't even hit the tea cups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24898613)



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Date: February 1st, 2014 7:17 AM
Author: contagious box office

jozy listening 2 fake plasitc trees on tiny earbuds before TYNE-WEAR DERBY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#24935408)



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Date: February 23rd, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: contagious box office

26.5 games per goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25072730)



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Date: March 2nd, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: contagious box office

did jozy lift the cup today on a cloudy blustery day in london

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25114313)



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Date: March 22nd, 2014 7:27 PM
Author: contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25240608)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25373027)



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Date: April 12th, 2014 6:44 PM
Author: contagious box office

the jozy apologist itt went pumo, LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25373031)



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Date: May 8th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25527991)



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Date: May 22nd, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25612412)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 6:14 AM
Author: contagious box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25704662)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Tan Cuckoldry Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25708303)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: contagious box office

brothers...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25708941)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:28 PM
Author: henna station chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25761805)



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Date: June 8th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25714637)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 2:43 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

TODAY IS THE DAY BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25760450)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 2:47 PM
Author: talking charismatic philosopher-king idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25760481)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: contagious box office

did jozy score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25761691)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:21 PM
Author: Stimulating Slate Theatre Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25761736)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 6:28 PM
Author: ruby floppy site

oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25761810)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 2:11 AM
Author: territorial vigorous school

aron looked bad though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25764747)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: contagious box office

did jozy score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#25800230)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Offensive Voyeur Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#26140508)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

Jozy just tweeted "entering my prime right now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#26140543)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: contagious box office

180 not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#26140579)



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Date: August 17th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: contagious box office

jozy getting off on the right foot. subbed on in the 81st minute and was fucking shit and bad and didnt score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#26144626)



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Date: August 24th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Offensive Voyeur Ratface

:_(

Coming on against United right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#26195716)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: contagious box office

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/09/usa-striker-jozy-altidore-leave-sunderland-january

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#26487219)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: henna station chad

2 goals. 61 games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#26491714)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: drunken toaster

<<buzz>>

*Jozy looks at his phone and sees an incoming call from Heaven*

Jozy: "Hello?"

God: "Jozy?"

Jozy: "Yea"

God: "U R DONE HERE! GTFO"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#26487229)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Tan Cuckoldry Institution

ATTN Anti-Jozy POZ, he is currently pwning #3 ranked Colombia on ESPN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#26716547)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 4:32 AM
Author: contagious box office

http://www.tsn.ca/toronto-fc-completes-swap-deal-altidore-to-toronto-defoe-to-sunderland-1.181889

jozy epl saga has come 2 an end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27114515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: contagious box office

Literally the worst signing in Sunderland's 136 year history. LMFAO. Dude in this thread got owned so bad he had 2 go pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27121892)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: abnormal electric resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27121900)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:00 AM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

Damn Defoe was a shite signing too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27121912)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:03 AM
Author: contagious box office

idk man. swapping a bro with 2 goals in 72 for a guy with around 150 prem goals. ok hes getting up there in age but ur exchanging proven shit for an old fox in the box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27121924)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

Defoe wanted out, he forced torontos hand. Jozy should be fine with service from Bradley in MLS. I expected defoe to be even better than keane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27121929)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: contagious box office

11 in 16 is pretty good?? or is there more than meets the eye? I don't watch that much mls so idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27121939)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:07 AM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

Pretty sure he scored like ten of those in ten games then did nothing the rest of the year as rumors swirled and Toronto was shit. Ryan Nelsen got fired and Toronto missed the playoffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27121946)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:13 AM
Author: contagious box office

LOL 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27121962)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Offensive Voyeur Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#30494093)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:18 AM
Author: henna station chad

the other guy who was talking mad shit went pumo too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27121980)



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Date: January 28th, 2015 6:46 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

JOZY just STYLING on CHILE and JACOBY SHADDOX like YNY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27205185)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

Two goals today for Jozy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27452237)



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Date: March 8th, 2015 2:25 PM
Author: hairless 180 kitty cat nibblets

He is literally one of the top players in all of Canada right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27452259)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

goal and assist against # 1 denmark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27613429)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: henna station chad

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#28528140)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: territorial vigorous school

Jozy's hold up play instrumental in the American heroic execution of fixing the game of soccer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#27987903)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 8:10 PM
Author: henna station chad

How did this thread turn out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#28241053)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: spectacular drab reading party

LOL

Jozy Altidore: 60 premier league games, 2 goals



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#28530308)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: french saffron legend

JFC

Doggie YOU ARE DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#28530310)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: spectacular drab reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#28530321)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Sooty School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#29752243)



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Date: August 20th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: spectacular drab reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#28594293)



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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:11 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#29493485)



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Date: December 31st, 2015 6:12 PM
Author: concupiscible native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#29493489)



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Date: March 29th, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling step-uncle's house milk

laying waste to Guatemala

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#30164555)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#30238772)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

Jozy with an assist this weekend. What a stud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#30344388)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Offensive Voyeur Ratface

:_(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#30494082)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Autistic Hairraiser Organic Girlfriend Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#30527847)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Coiffed range

the retards comparing international and shit league football to the EPL sure as fuck got gaped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#30527935)



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Date: May 21st, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: irate corner fanboi

http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/11/jozy-altidore-greg-vanney-not-concerned-about-strikers-goalless-start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#30528028)



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Date: June 4th, 2016 12:39 AM
Author: milky irradiated pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#30621098)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

Jozy getting hot again bros! Sick goal he scored this weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZL9T6LUaJ0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#31223338)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Painfully honest sandwich people who are hurt

No one within 5 yards of him. Garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#31225299)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#31225279)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 5:57 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol

Jozy=shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#31260577)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Sooty School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#32113171)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: milky irradiated pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#32113176)



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Date: December 11th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#32113198)



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Date: July 26th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Racy public bath faggotry

Golazo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#33863502)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Free-loading cordovan marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#34412826)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#34412830)



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Date: October 11th, 2017 9:34 AM
Author: henna station chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#34415318)



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Date: December 9th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: Shivering fishy dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#34877789)



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Date: April 7th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: territorial vigorous school

Jozy GOAL against Amerikkkka!

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Date: July 7th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: excitant emerald hall police squad

LOLOLOL

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Date: January 31st, 2021 11:26 AM
Author: henna station chad



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Date: June 18th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: brass exciting half-breed piazza



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Date: April 1st, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: henna station chad



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Date: November 15th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: brass exciting half-breed piazza

where are we on this

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Date: November 15th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: smoky provocative indian lodge

lmao US soccer team fags

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Date: November 17th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: henna station chad

youre such a fag dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271826&forum_id=2.#45507787)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: lfo



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