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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: thriller parlor

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone provocative cumskin

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring pontificating bawdyhouse



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Nofapping vibrant mediation

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Nofapping vibrant mediation

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Filthy hunting ground

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Marvelous pozpig

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship azn

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Bright stirring background story

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: cocky disgusting mad-dog skullcap menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: arousing stage windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: primrose crusty house main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: cobalt comical stain lay



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Lemon vigorous roommate



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Purple aphrodisiac partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone provocative cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Iridescent Slippery Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Glittery emerald hell faggot firefighter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: dead garrison gunner



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: cobalt comical stain lay



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: rose church weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: cobalt comical stain lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: bistre brunch puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Lavender cuck love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: cobalt comical stain lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring pontificating bawdyhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: cobalt comical stain lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: dashing school cafeteria

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring pontificating bawdyhouse

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: talking passionate persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: bipolar church building mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: floppy alpha

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: spectacular halford

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: overrated locale

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: bistre brunch puppy

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: translucent tripping chapel boltzmann

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: hairraiser scourge upon the earth center

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Filthy hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Kink-friendly bat shit crazy becky hospital

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Histrionic Stubborn Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: metal vermilion principal's office

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Dun Trump Supporter

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: irate naked personal credit line school

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Blue Stage Wagecucks

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Nofapping vibrant mediation

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Lime abode turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: dashing school cafeteria

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Curious dull hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: hot infuriating double fault space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: arousing stage windowlicker

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: flesh business firm gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Anal box office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Fighting site boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: ungodly library mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: cobalt comical stain lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Lime abode turdskin

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Lime abode turdskin

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Appetizing Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: wonderful internal respiration

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: irate naked personal credit line school

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Lime abode turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Burgundy frozen dysfunction mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: bateful cruise ship azn

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Exhilarant water buffalo doctorate

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship azn

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: cracking silver university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Disturbing smoky kitty new version

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Burgundy frozen dysfunction mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: bipolar church building mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: irate naked personal credit line school

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Disturbing smoky kitty new version

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: concupiscible gaming laptop senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring pontificating bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: adventurous corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: sooty cerebral sanctuary giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: chartreuse swashbuckling sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: rose church weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle shrine blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Blathering base rigpig

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: concupiscible gaming laptop senate

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: bipolar church building mood

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: concupiscible gaming laptop senate

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Filthy hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: mahogany theater stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: salmon contagious point

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Disturbing smoky kitty new version

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Nofapping vibrant mediation

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Disturbing smoky kitty new version

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: mauve federal hairy legs

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating magenta friendly grandma locus

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: pearl multi-colored codepig

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Appetizing Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Gold hilarious national pistol

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship azn

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Gold hilarious national pistol

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: hot infuriating double fault space

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Navy Charismatic Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: abusive motley idea he suggested corner

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship azn

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: abusive motley idea he suggested corner

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Henna rebellious antidepressant drug

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship azn

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: bateful cruise ship azn

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship azn

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: bistre brunch puppy



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship azn

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: flesh business firm gaping



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed ocher stag film



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Fighting site boistinker



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: massive crimson trailer park

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Appetizing Degenerate

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Carmine bearded station old irish cottage

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Galvanic well-lubricated casino

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Carmine bearded station old irish cottage

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: opaque potus

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: pearl multi-colored codepig



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: bateful cruise ship azn

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Bright stirring background story

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: opaque potus

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: cyan impressive theatre messiness



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Lime abode turdskin



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Histrionic Stubborn Whorehouse



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Titillating zombie-like private investor

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Vengeful roast beef

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Coiffed racy quadroon



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Maroon Property



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Mustard razzle candlestick maker



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: submissive bespoke travel guidebook deer antler

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: dead garrison gunner



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly bat shit crazy becky hospital



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Mustard razzle candlestick maker



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Fighting site boistinker

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: lilac lettuce lodge

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Maroon Property



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone provocative cumskin



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Fighting site boistinker



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Fighting site boistinker



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: dead garrison gunner



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: dead garrison gunner



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Violet Newt Address

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: dead garrison gunner

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Fighting site boistinker



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Striped Hyena Crackhouse

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Curious dull hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Cowardly Scarlet Skinny Woman

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: dead garrison gunner



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Violet Newt Address



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: Curious dull hominid



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: chartreuse swashbuckling sound barrier

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: chest-beating karate pit



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Violet Newt Address



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Maize vivacious coffee pot rehab

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Fragrant Spot National Security Agency



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: ungodly library mental disorder

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: massive crimson trailer park

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Flickering mind-boggling bbw

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: awkward party of the first part den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Violet Newt Address



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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