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April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat toaster

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Cowardly angry theater stage

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645403)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: frisky bright really tough guy



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: cheese-eating racy hospital voyeur

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Low-t silver philosopher-king hall



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: cheese-eating racy hospital voyeur

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Greedy slate chapel brethren

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
Author: Adventurous Regret



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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Spectacular Station

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: learning disabled karate

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: coral stimulating deer antler

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Low-t silver philosopher-king hall



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: gold preventive strike home

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
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Author: Hairraiser lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: vivacious green space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: olive appetizing messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Clear hyperventilating marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Vigorous self-absorbed library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating racy hospital voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: avocado nudist trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Cowardly angry theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: ivory bateful international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Adventurous Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Adventurous Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle turdskin

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Adventurous Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Galvanic Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Vibrant Offensive Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Clear hyperventilating marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: electric violent doctorate main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: unholy chestnut queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Clear hyperventilating marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: maniacal cerise persian whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: glittery gay house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Clear hyperventilating marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: mewling brass private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Unhinged principal's office filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Clear hyperventilating marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: frisky bright really tough guy

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Clear hyperventilating marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Magenta Parlour

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: frisky bright really tough guy

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: autistic crimson step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: trip plaza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Slap-happy mauve incel pit

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: bistre swashbuckling headpube institution

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant new version

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: mewling brass private investor

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Histrionic French Chef

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: hot hateful sandwich

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Greedy slate chapel brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling sticky property chad

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Low-t silver philosopher-king hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Talented Temple Hairy Legs

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good tanning salon

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: kink-friendly maroon mother stage

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Big striped hyena

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: cheese-eating racy hospital voyeur

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: cracking abusive faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Magenta Parlour

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Dull zippy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Coiffed genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: vivacious green space

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Umber Insanely Creepy Location Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: cordovan state immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Galvanic Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: concupiscible corner puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Clear hyperventilating marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: cracking abusive faggotry

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: cracking abusive faggotry

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: seedy stirring travel guidebook mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dun stead love of her life

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: kink-friendly maroon mother stage

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: cracking abusive faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Claret Misanthropic Mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: learning disabled karate

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Crusty Curious Crackhouse

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: learning disabled karate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Erotic flickering nursing home nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: misunderstood aromatic ticket booth

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Claret Misanthropic Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: trip plaza personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: kink-friendly maroon mother stage

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: misunderstood aromatic ticket booth

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: marvelous stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: frisky bright really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: motley lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: flirting partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: dashing idiotic useless brakes police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: glittery gay house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: underhanded irradiated garrison hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac chest-beating stag film

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: marvelous stage shitlib

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: trip plaza personal credit line

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: marvelous stage shitlib

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Greedy slate chapel brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: chocolate community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Overrated den

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: misunderstood aromatic ticket booth

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: cheese-eating racy hospital voyeur

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: misunderstood aromatic ticket booth

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: awkward school cafeteria ladyboy

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Sadistic Cobalt Haunted Graveyard Double Fault

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Carmine Heady Dilemma

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: seedy stirring travel guidebook mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Grizzly excitant water buffalo

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: learning disabled karate

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Grizzly excitant water buffalo

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: learning disabled karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Coiffed genital piercing

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Sienna Laughsome Kitchen Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Purple Legend

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: learning disabled karate

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Purple Legend

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: crystalline beta office coldplay fan

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: learning disabled karate

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: learning disabled karate

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: learning disabled karate

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: mewling brass private investor



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: learning disabled karate

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Umber Insanely Creepy Location Affirmative Action



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring ratface rehab



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Galvanic Business Firm



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Cerebral aggressive range foreskin

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: seedy stirring travel guidebook mad cow disease

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: territorial cuckold

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Sable dog poop forum

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: territorial cuckold

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: canary bearded spot

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Carmine Heady Dilemma



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: learning disabled karate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: coral stimulating deer antler

Holy shit at usurping authority.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: canary bearded spot

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Fragrant reading party hell



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: cracking abusive faggotry



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Low-t silver philosopher-king hall



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: 180 cuck church building

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: painfully honest theatre

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Floppy Set Rigpig



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: learning disabled karate



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Author: Vengeful box office



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Exciting parlor

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Adventurous Regret



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Author: mind-boggling sticky property chad



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: multi-colored orchid public bath



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Business Firm

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Ceo

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Vengeful box office



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Author: Cowardly angry theater stage



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Galvanic Business Firm



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Galvanic Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Adventurous Regret



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Adventurous Regret



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Charismatic gay wizard

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Adventurous Regret

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Galvanic Business Firm



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: plum provocative newt sanctuary

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Dull zippy address



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: boyish amber abode place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Adventurous Regret



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Author: contagious gaped generalized bond locus



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: dashing idiotic useless brakes police squad

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32401153)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Adventurous Regret



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Adventurous Regret



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Comical nighttime faggot firefighter

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: concupiscible corner puppy

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Cerebral aggressive range foreskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Navy supple church

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Rebellious diverse university dingle berry

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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: unholy chestnut queen of the night

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778737)



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