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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
onyx plaza personal credit line
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
comical claret property karate
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
onyx plaza personal credit line
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
comical claret property karate
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
onyx plaza personal credit line
  10/03/12
dat racis
Balding hall blood rage
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Razzle-dazzle Poppy Hospital
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
pea-brained dysfunction
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Vermilion Cracking Ticket Booth
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
Contagious space
  10/11/12
180
Pearly Pervert Stead
  10/22/12
jesus....
hyperventilating house-broken quadroon
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Insane soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
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still glad
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Bonkers Vigorous Electric Furnace Travel Guidebook
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Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/03/12
prescient
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Hyperactive Heady Persian
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lol
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no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
low-t macaca
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
shaky amethyst immigrant parlor
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
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  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
Bronze temple
  12/09/12
haha ty
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Laughsome boltzmann
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
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  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
low-t macaca
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  10/04/12
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Fishy massive dingle berry
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Curious bespoke degenerate ladyboy
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
tripping hairy legs
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/11/12
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Curious bespoke degenerate ladyboy
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Bright point psychic
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
cerebral yellow private investor trump supporter
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/22/12
180
motley glassy menage
  11/10/12
this was underrated
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  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
learning disabled arousing parlour party of the first part
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Indecent Business Firm
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/22/12
lol
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adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
comical claret property karate
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
comical claret property karate
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
comical claret property karate
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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  10/30/12
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  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Fishy massive dingle berry
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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  10/31/12
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adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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motley glassy menage
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
comical claret property karate
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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Pearly Pervert Stead
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
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  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
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  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
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  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Bright point psychic
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Dashing sapphire circlehead institution
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Bright point psychic
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Dashing sapphire circlehead institution
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Bright point psychic
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Dashing sapphire circlehead institution
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Bright point psychic
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Dashing sapphire circlehead institution
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Dashing sapphire circlehead institution
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Dashing sapphire circlehead institution
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Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Bright point psychic
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Bright point psychic
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Dashing sapphire circlehead institution
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
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  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
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  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
learning disabled arousing parlour party of the first part
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Bright point psychic
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
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  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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vibrant den
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
Angry Area
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
low-t macaca
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
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  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
pea-brained dysfunction
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Dashing sapphire circlehead institution
  12/09/12
Lies
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WTF!!!
Dashing sapphire circlehead institution
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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motley glassy menage
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Bronze temple
  12/09/12
180.
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
comical claret property karate
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
  01/12/13
Update?
Laughsome boltzmann
  02/04/13
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Laughsome boltzmann
  02/08/13
Second page!?
cerebral yellow private investor trump supporter
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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vibrant den
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Bearded International Law Enforcement Agency
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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adulterous pink base multi-billionaire
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Exhilarant Ceo
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
swashbuckling painfully honest crotch
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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turquoise aggressive nursing home
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Bearded International Law Enforcement Agency
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Any updates?
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Pearly Pervert Stead
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Laughsome boltzmann
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
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sickened trip office
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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Laughsome boltzmann
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
Diverse chestnut tattoo
  02/12/15
lets do this
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hippo is still there
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gots to get mine ofs
big crawly sanctuary
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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Magical cumskin
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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pea-brained dysfunction
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Hideous Pit
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Update?
Medicated charismatic stag film
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
Laughsome boltzmann
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
Hideous Pit
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Laughsome boltzmann
  03/20/21
update?
Laughsome boltzmann
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Laughsome boltzmann
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OP died
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: onyx plaza personal credit line

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: comical claret property karate

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: onyx plaza personal credit line

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: comical claret property karate

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: onyx plaza personal credit line

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Balding hall blood rage

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Poppy Hospital

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: pea-brained dysfunction

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Vermilion Cracking Ticket Booth

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Contagious space

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Pearly Pervert Stead

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: hyperventilating house-broken quadroon

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Insane soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Insane soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Insane soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Bonkers Vigorous Electric Furnace Travel Guidebook



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: comical claret property karate

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: comical claret property karate



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Hyperactive Heady Persian



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: electric heaven gaming laptop

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Mewling library

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: low-t macaca

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Fighting field goal in life

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Drab Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: odious violent box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: shaky amethyst immigrant parlor

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: cordovan kitty cat senate

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Bronze temple

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Offensive scourge upon the earth coffee pot

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Marvelous alpha tanning salon

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: low-t macaca

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Bateful new version

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Fishy massive dingle berry

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Curious bespoke degenerate ladyboy

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: tripping hairy legs

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Curious bespoke degenerate ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Bright point psychic

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: cerebral yellow private investor trump supporter

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: motley glassy menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Filthy talented nowag

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: concupiscible chest-beating prole locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: turquoise aggressive nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: learning disabled arousing parlour party of the first part

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Indecent Business Firm

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Bonkers Vigorous Electric Furnace Travel Guidebook

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Dashing sapphire circlehead institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: comical claret property karate

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: comical claret property karate

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: comical claret property karate

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Frum appetizing school

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Diverse chestnut tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Fishy massive dingle berry

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: hairraiser dull partner

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: motley glassy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Bright point psychic

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Razzmatazz skinny woman striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Flesh indian lodge people who are hurt

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: puce site potus

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: comical claret property karate

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: comical claret property karate

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Pearly Pervert Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Bright point psychic

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Dashing sapphire circlehead institution

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Bright point psychic

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Dashing sapphire circlehead institution

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Bright point psychic

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Dashing sapphire circlehead institution

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Bright point psychic

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Dashing sapphire circlehead institution

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Bright point psychic

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire circlehead institution

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire circlehead institution

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire circlehead institution

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Bright point psychic

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Bright point psychic

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire circlehead institution

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: boyish unholy candlestick maker

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: onyx plaza personal credit line

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: learning disabled arousing parlour party of the first part

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Bright point psychic

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Vivacious gay wizard public bath

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Insanely creepy set

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Dashing sapphire circlehead institution

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: comical claret property karate

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Idiotic excitant hominid puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Angry Area

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: low-t macaca

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: spruce principal's office

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Floppy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: coral antidepressant drug

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: pea-brained dysfunction

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Iridescent stage trust fund

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Dashing sapphire circlehead institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: big crawly sanctuary

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Dashing sapphire circlehead institution

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: sickened trip office

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: navy stirring jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: motley glassy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Bronze temple

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: blue crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Peach abode french chef

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Razzle roast beef forum

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: spectacular lake doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: comical claret property karate

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: dark mind-boggling friendly grandma theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: cerebral yellow private investor trump supporter

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Mustard hell queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Razzmatazz skinny woman striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Bearded International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Thriller outnumbered brunch

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Coiffed faggot firefighter

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: adulterous pink base multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Medicated charismatic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling painfully honest crotch

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: irradiated rigor legal warrant

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: turquoise aggressive nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Bearded International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Magical cumskin

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Sable preventive strike mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Filthy talented nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Pearly Pervert Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: orchid background story station

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: sickened trip office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Thriller outnumbered brunch

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Diverse chestnut tattoo

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Diverse chestnut tattoo

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: coral antidepressant drug

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: lime resort

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: big crawly sanctuary

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: lime resort

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Magical cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Histrionic Abusive Idiot

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: cowardly lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Hyperactive Heady Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Drab Mental Disorder

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Mildly autistic telephone jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: narrow-minded bawdyhouse

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: turquoise aggressive nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Purple slap-happy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: motley glassy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Titillating frisky selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: cocky adventurous shrine pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: cowardly lettuce

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Orange galvanic school cafeteria son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: pea-brained dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Hideous Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Medicated charismatic stag film

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Nudist Hunting Ground Lay

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Hideous Pit

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: ocher fragrant regret coldplay fan

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: supple useless church building affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Passionate keepsake machete

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Green theatre organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac shimmering locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Silver corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Dead fanboi

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant Ceo

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: low-t macaca

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant Ceo

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: low-t macaca

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Hideous Pit

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Startled internal respiration stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: tantric submissive orchestra pit liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: alcoholic lodge volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: flushed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Silver corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Laughsome boltzmann

ChatGPT:

Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2.#50112233)