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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: odious harsh gunner It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Insane Onyx Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: irradiated olive dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: chartreuse national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Medicated Avocado Stag Film did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Wine trailer park "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Carmine laser beams (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: fragrant ungodly menage "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: spruce background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Vibrant twisted feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Poppy lodge partner (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: odious harsh gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: vermilion aromatic puppy who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: odious harsh gunner Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: vermilion aromatic puppy whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: odious harsh gunner CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: cerise market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: cowardly heaven 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Duck-like Indigo Juggernaut "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: cerise market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: disrespectful spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: startling embarrassed to the bone school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#49414142) |