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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
yapping bespoke faggotry filthpig
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
yapping bespoke faggotry filthpig
  05/01/26
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Nubile dopamine
  05/01/26
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Excitant citrine gunner center
  04/29/26
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Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  04/29/26
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Nubile dopamine
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
bipolar flesh juggernaut
  04/29/26
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Flushed pozpig
  04/29/26
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Nubile dopamine
  05/01/26
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Galvanic judgmental famous landscape painting
  04/30/26
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Red Passionate Useless Brakes
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Red Passionate Useless Brakes
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Nubile dopamine
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Flushed pozpig
  05/02/26
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Nubile dopamine
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
bipolar flesh juggernaut
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  04/29/26
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Nubile dopamine
  04/29/26
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jet-lagged partner ladyboy
  04/29/26
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infuriating therapy national
  04/29/26
180!
Flushed pozpig
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Excitant citrine gunner center
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Vigorous office
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
boyish sex offender menage
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
boyish sex offender menage
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
dashing mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
boyish sex offender menage
  05/01/26
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Nubile dopamine
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
dashing mad-dog skullcap
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
boyish sex offender menage
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Nubile dopamine
  05/01/26
180
jet-lagged partner ladyboy
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Excitant citrine gunner center
  05/01/26
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Rusted Haunting Immigrant Indian Lodge
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
iridescent idea he suggested
  04/30/26
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iridescent idea he suggested
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Beady-eyed old irish cottage
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
boyish sex offender menage
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  05/01/26
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Nubile dopamine
  05/01/26
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boyish sex offender menage
  05/01/26
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Nubile dopamine
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
tripping dingle berry hospital
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Nubile dopamine
  05/01/26
congrats!
Red Passionate Useless Brakes
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
jet-lagged partner ladyboy
  05/01/26
180
Nubile dopamine
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Chestnut indecent dilemma becky
  05/01/26
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Nubile dopamine
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
tripping dingle berry hospital
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Nubile dopamine
  05/01/26
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Flushed pozpig
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: yapping bespoke faggotry filthpig

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: yapping bespoke faggotry filthpig

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Excitant citrine gunner center



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: bipolar flesh juggernaut

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Flushed pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Galvanic judgmental famous landscape painting



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Red Passionate Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Red Passionate Useless Brakes

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Flushed pozpig

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: bipolar flesh juggernaut

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged partner ladyboy



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: infuriating therapy national



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Flushed pozpig

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Excitant citrine gunner center

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Vigorous office

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: boyish sex offender menage

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: boyish sex offender menage

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: dashing mad-dog skullcap

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: boyish sex offender menage

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: dashing mad-dog skullcap

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: boyish sex offender menage

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged partner ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Excitant citrine gunner center

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Rusted Haunting Immigrant Indian Lodge



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: iridescent idea he suggested

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: iridescent idea he suggested



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed old irish cottage

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: boyish sex offender menage

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: boyish sex offender menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: tripping dingle berry hospital

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Red Passionate Useless Brakes

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged partner ladyboy

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Chestnut indecent dilemma becky

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: tripping dingle berry hospital

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Nubile dopamine

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Flushed pozpig



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