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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: hilarious dull coffee pot national security agency



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: balding navy mother

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling foreskin weed whacker



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Green Multi-colored Main People



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating hall dragon



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Green Multi-colored Main People



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: hairless market toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Green Multi-colored Main People



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: Crawly dilemma



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: mint candlestick maker

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: smoky impressive library



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: balding navy mother

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: mint candlestick maker

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: balding navy mother

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: mint candlestick maker

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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Pearly Nubile Sex Offender



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Diverse box office faggot firefighter



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Shaky fighting new version

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: balding navy mother



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: ruddy pozpig voyeur



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: insecure bistre generalized bond shrine

underrated

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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Anal Locus Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35630925)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: floppy lodge shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35329940)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Provocative toaster gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35339084)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Khaki supple fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35342427)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: hilarious dull coffee pot national security agency

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: balding navy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319426)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: ruddy pozpig voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: thriller ticket booth potus

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: scarlet bipolar lay elastic band

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Green Multi-colored Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36385792)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#49408111)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: Spectacular rose chapel half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: tripping cyan karate electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling foreskin weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Mauve coiffed plaza mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling foreskin weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Anal Locus Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed medicated sanctuary roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: federal puce orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: 180 tanning salon place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: buff vigorous range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Green Multi-colored Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: cerebral wine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: balding navy mother

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: 180 tanning salon place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Useless parlor rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: ruddy pozpig voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: ruddy pozpig voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: hilarious dull coffee pot national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: mint candlestick maker

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: big metal area death wish

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: big metal area death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: mint candlestick maker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Pearly Nubile Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Shaky fighting new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: ruddy pozpig voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Marvelous pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: thriller ticket booth potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Self-centered Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: talented mustard church corn cake

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: excitant point antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Anal Locus Ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: obsidian wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Territorial senate hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Histrionic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Histrionic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Useless parlor rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: Violent bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Anal Locus Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: amethyst bateful rehab roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#48462347)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#49408120)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: coiffed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#49408123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Pearly Nubile Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: 180 tanning salon place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Diverse box office faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Self-centered Wrinkle

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: maniacal ruby stead

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: ruddy pozpig voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: aromatic dun den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Curious awkward incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: big metal area death wish

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: French step-uncle's house

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: big metal area death wish

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: French step-uncle's house

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: ruddy pozpig voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Green Multi-colored Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Shaky fighting new version

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Useless parlor rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Diverse box office faggot firefighter

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: tripping cyan karate electric furnace

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Cerise titillating heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: walnut galvanic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Provocative toaster gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: ruddy pozpig voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Shaky fighting new version

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Shaky fighting new version

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Shaky fighting new version

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: tripping cyan karate electric furnace

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: dashing citrine kitchen blood rage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: French step-uncle's house

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Marvelous pocket flask

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: ruddy pozpig voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: hyperactive associate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: excitant point antidepressant drug



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Spectacular rose chapel half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Pearly Nubile Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Diverse box office faggot firefighter

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Violent bbw

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling foreskin weed whacker

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Shaky fighting new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Green Multi-colored Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: scarlet bipolar lay elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Shaky fighting new version

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: federal puce orchestra pit

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321019)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Mancha (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#49408101)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#49408130)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: aggressive gaming laptop dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: mint candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: ruddy pozpig voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Green Multi-colored Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: yellow cracking famous landscape painting

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: Spectacular rose chapel half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Cerise titillating heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: Pearly Nubile Sex Offender

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Shaky fighting new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Self-centered Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: excitant point antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Histrionic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: walnut galvanic trust fund

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: talented mustard church corn cake

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Useless parlor rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: balding navy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#46463254)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: WordcelWorth

"A girl made this?" "Well..." nearly killed me, wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#49408089)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Impertinent address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: lascivious milk feces

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling cream scourge upon the earth

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle crystalline friendly grandma gas station

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Green Multi-colored Main People

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: flatulent cruise ship patrolman

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Shaky fighting new version

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: flatulent cruise ship patrolman

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Pearly Nubile Sex Offender

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: flatulent cruise ship patrolman

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Pearly Nubile Sex Offender

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: Pearly Nubile Sex Offender

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: yellow cracking famous landscape painting

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Shaky fighting new version

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: appetizing zombie-like base

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: pale very tactful state halford

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Crawly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Exciting mewling public bath immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: trip forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: fragrant digit ratio personal credit line

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: pale very tactful state halford

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: rusted sticky center mood

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Khaki supple fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: talented mustard church corn cake

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling cream scourge upon the earth

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: balding navy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Charismatic Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: cerebral wine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: carnelian yapping goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: cerebral wine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: talented mustard church corn cake

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Useless parlor rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: balding navy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Useless parlor rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Provocative toaster gaping

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: balding navy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: deep heady field mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring church building boistinker

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: walnut galvanic trust fund

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Brilliant Cuck Clown

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: Crawly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#41379029)



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Author: glittery hospital dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: Crawly dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#42268620)



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Author: aphrodisiac location faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: balding navy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: balding navy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: amethyst bateful rehab roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: balding navy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: balding navy mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#49284207)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: chartreuse up-to-no-good cuckold gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2.#49284489)



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