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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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lol at white womyn
self-absorbed menage deer antler
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Supple Market Crotch
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
mustard hominid halford
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
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  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
cracking wrinkle
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Indigo Doctorate
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
Clear 180 field personal credit line
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
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180
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awesome
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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18000000000
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Nubile rigpig hissy fit

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Nubile rigpig hissy fit



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Nubile rigpig hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755124)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: self-absorbed menage deer antler

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Supple Market Crotch

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: mustard hominid halford

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Fragrant Ungodly Antidepressant Drug Trailer Park

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: cracking wrinkle

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Fragrant Ungodly Antidepressant Drug Trailer Park

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Indigo Doctorate

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Clear 180 field personal credit line

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Nubile rigpig hissy fit

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: topaz zippy nowag mediation

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Racy Light Lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: seedy pisswyrm tattoo

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy spectacular skinny woman bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia space

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: charismatic church building

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: wonderful talking corn cake

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: zombie-like lime idiot

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: mint house

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Flesh hairy legs trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639602)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639607)