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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen
  12/08/25
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Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Marvelous brilliant hominid
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
useless old irish cottage church
  12/12/25
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Fragrant love of her life pistol
  12/17/25
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bat-shit-crazy milky temple
  12/17/25
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Drunken persian
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
deranged jet-lagged locale liquid oxygen
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
deranged jet-lagged locale liquid oxygen
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Pearly Rehab Deer Antler
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Stimulating cuckoldry
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen
  12/18/25
lol
Transparent Wonderful Space Masturbator
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Stimulating cuckoldry
  12/17/25
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Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Fragrant love of her life pistol
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
mustard fortuitous meteor
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Transparent Wonderful Space Masturbator
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Fragrant love of her life pistol
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
mustard fortuitous meteor
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Fragrant love of her life pistol
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
light unholy useless brakes
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
racy sinister son of senegal
  12/17/25
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Supple travel guidebook
  12/17/25
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drab cuckold
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Flickering Office
  12/17/25
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Vermilion Adventurous Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen
  12/17/25
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emerald church building
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
olive double fault
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
henna thriller house
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
light unholy useless brakes
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
henna thriller house
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
light unholy useless brakes
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
henna thriller house
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
smoky partner state
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
mustard fortuitous meteor
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
olive double fault
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
mustard fortuitous meteor
  12/17/25
...
smoky partner state
  12/17/25
I am not!
olive double fault
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Irradiated bearded cruise ship
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Marvelous brilliant hominid

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: useless old irish cottage church

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Fragrant love of her life pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy milky temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Drunken persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: deranged jet-lagged locale liquid oxygen

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: deranged jet-lagged locale liquid oxygen

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Pearly Rehab Deer Antler

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Stimulating cuckoldry

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Transparent Wonderful Space Masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Stimulating cuckoldry

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Fragrant love of her life pistol

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: mustard fortuitous meteor

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Transparent Wonderful Space Masturbator

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Fragrant love of her life pistol

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: mustard fortuitous meteor

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Fragrant love of her life pistol

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: light unholy useless brakes

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: racy sinister son of senegal

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Supple travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: drab cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Flickering Office

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Vermilion Adventurous Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Glittery Bonkers Police Squad Kitchen

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: emerald church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: olive double fault

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: henna thriller house

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: light unholy useless brakes

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: henna thriller house

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: light unholy useless brakes

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: henna thriller house

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: smoky partner state

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: mustard fortuitous meteor

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: olive double fault

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: mustard fortuitous meteor

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: smoky partner state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: olive double fault

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Irradiated bearded cruise ship

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518198)