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Aromatic church
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
swashbuckling jet-lagged elastic band
  04/11/26
I saved one life
Costumed den
  04/11/26
only #2 is remotely unique
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Where to start
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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that's kinda cool
Saffron Native
  04/11/26
Explain?
Metal step-uncle's house
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Self defense?
Lemon Frum Alpha
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Ricky
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(Rudolph)
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Wonderful Stage
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Saffron Native
  04/11/26
Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Wonderful Stage
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Saffron Native
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Wonderful Stage
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
judgmental aphrodisiac boiling water
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lol wow, holy shit
Saffron Native
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
Metal step-uncle's house
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Okay, I lol’d
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180
flesh stain
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Pumo scum
Wonderful Stage
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
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  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
Tan Area
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
vigorous cruel-hearted locus
  04/11/26
that is brave
Costumed den
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
vigorous cruel-hearted locus
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Costumed den
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Tan Area
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
pearl exhilarant trailer park
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Saffron Native
  04/11/26
We've got time
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magenta bawdyhouse kitty
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
Turquoise lodge
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Driven a Zamboni
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180 wholesome unique experience
Metal step-uncle's house
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tyty
Spectacular crystalline parlor incel
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
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180
bronze talented box office newt
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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wtf
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
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Winner
flesh stain
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Yapping university regret
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I smoked crack with him.
Flickering center
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
Orange Personal Credit Line Abode
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Metal step-uncle's house
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
Bearded Lake Kitchen
  04/12/26
Narcissist
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Coon
Bearded Lake Kitchen
  04/12/26
Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Bearded Lake Kitchen
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal
  04/12/26
?
Bearded Lake Kitchen
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Bearded Lake Kitchen
  04/12/26
Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Bearded Lake Kitchen
  04/12/26
Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Violent Jap Crotch
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Bearded Lake Kitchen
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
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Bearded Lake Kitchen
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Mint Marvelous Sneaky Criminal
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
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  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
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  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Mint Marvelous Sneaky Criminal
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
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  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
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  04/13/26
I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
Mint Marvelous Sneaky Criminal
  04/13/26
hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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  04/13/26
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lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Mint Marvelous Sneaky Criminal
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
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you're 60?
Glassy Mood
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
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  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
cerebral yarmulke
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
appetizing godawful business firm goyim
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Glassy Mood
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
cerebral yarmulke
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
Glassy Mood
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
hairraiser field dysfunction
  04/12/26
180
charcoal school cafeteria toaster
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
internet-worthy sanctuary filthpig
  04/12/26
180!
charcoal school cafeteria toaster
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
Violent Jap Crotch
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
hairraiser field dysfunction
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
cocky multi-billionaire
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
cocky multi-billionaire
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lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
adventurous cuckoldry temple
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
cocky multi-billionaire
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Metal step-uncle's house
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
histrionic really tough guy
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Glassy Mood
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
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adventurous cuckoldry temple
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Glassy Mood
  04/14/26
I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
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  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
jet federal jewess cuck
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Garnet diverse theater stage internal respiration
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
razzle-dazzle light liquid oxygen organic girlfriend
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
charismatic low-t knife
  04/13/26
ouch
lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
charismatic low-t knife
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
charismatic low-t knife
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
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  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
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  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
charismatic low-t knife
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
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  04/15/26
not me
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charismatic low-t knife
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genuine lol
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180
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180
cocky multi-billionaire
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
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  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Ruby base brethren
  04/17/26
FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
self-centered thriller mexican
  04/13/26
180
charcoal school cafeteria toaster
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self-centered thriller mexican
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charcoal school cafeteria toaster
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
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😎
self-centered thriller mexican
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charcoal school cafeteria toaster
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
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  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
bisexual indian lodge
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Spruce Effete Codepig
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
gay church building reading party
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to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
silver unholy haunted graveyard heaven
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
gay church building reading party
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
silver unholy haunted graveyard heaven
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
silver unholy haunted graveyard heaven
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Metal step-uncle's house
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histrionic really tough guy
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
ungodly office
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Thats weirdly 180
Sickened nofapping pit telephone
  04/15/26
excited?
lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
ungodly office
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth
  04/15/26
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swashbuckling jet-lagged elastic band
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
hairraiser field dysfunction
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
ungodly office
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
hairraiser field dysfunction
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
swashbuckling jet-lagged elastic band
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
ungodly office
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
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  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
hairraiser field dysfunction
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
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charcoal school cafeteria toaster
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primrose garrison volcanic crater
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
sapphire disrespectful whorehouse
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how'd you get away
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Lemon Frum Alpha
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Supple slate affirmative action
  04/17/26
...
charcoal school cafeteria toaster
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
cheese-eating senate
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
pearl exhilarant trailer park
  04/17/26
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fkk it's too outable to say
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet-lagged elastic band

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
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I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: indigo theatre associate

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: flesh stain

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: magenta bawdyhouse kitty

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: mahogany fighting halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Saffron Native

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Metal step-uncle's house

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: mahogany fighting halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Lemon Frum Alpha

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: swashbuckling jet-lagged elastic band

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: magenta bawdyhouse kitty

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood Buff Resort

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: contagious slippery feces

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Pale gas station

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Wonderful Stage

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Saffron Native

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Wonderful Stage

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Saffron Native

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Wonderful Stage

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: judgmental aphrodisiac boiling water

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Saffron Native

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Metal step-uncle's house

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: magenta bawdyhouse kitty

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle light liquid oxygen organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Lilac Dragon Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline parlor incel

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: gay church building reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Bearded Lake Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling bat shit crazy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: hairraiser field dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: sooty 180 wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Sickened nofapping pit telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: flesh stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Wonderful Stage

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Azure crawly stag film

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Tan Area

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: vigorous cruel-hearted locus

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Costumed den

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: vigorous cruel-hearted locus

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Costumed den

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Tan Area

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: pearl exhilarant trailer park

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Saffron Native

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Lilac Dragon Antidepressant Drug

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Burgundy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: magenta bawdyhouse kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Saffron Native

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: contagious slippery feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Wonderful Stage

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling bat shit crazy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Twinkling maniacal place of business faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Burgundy public bath

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Out-of-control lay indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: nighttime sandwich

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: fragrant red skinny woman ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Saffron Native

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Saffron Native

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling bat shit crazy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Turquoise lodge

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811592)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline parlor incel

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Metal step-uncle's house

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Spectacular crystalline parlor incel

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Chocolate razzle becky

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline parlor incel

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: bronze talented box office newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: big embarrassed to the bone dog poop foreskin

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gay church building reading party

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Stage

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Boyish cruise ship police squad

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: pearl exhilarant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Orange Personal Credit Line Abode

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: contagious slippery feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling bat shit crazy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: alcoholic kink-friendly location

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: cerebral yarmulke

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: cocky multi-billionaire

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: cerebral yarmulke

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Ruby base brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: contagious slippery feces

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: glittery ruddy brunch

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: flesh stain

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Yapping university regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Flickering center

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Orange Personal Credit Line Abode

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Metal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Bearded Lake Kitchen

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: pearl exhilarant trailer park

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Bearded Lake Kitchen

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Bearded Lake Kitchen

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Bearded Lake Kitchen

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Bearded Lake Kitchen

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Bearded Lake Kitchen

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Violent Jap Crotch

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Bearded Lake Kitchen

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Meetinghouse Son Of Senegal

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: vermilion giraffe

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: mahogany fighting halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Mint Marvelous Sneaky Criminal

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Bearded Lake Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: hairraiser field dysfunction

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Mint Marvelous Sneaky Criminal

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: floppy bbw

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Mint Marvelous Sneaky Criminal

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: big embarrassed to the bone dog poop foreskin

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Mint Marvelous Sneaky Criminal

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: cracking fishy hominid

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: histrionic really tough guy

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Mint Marvelous Sneaky Criminal

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: histrionic really tough guy

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Mint Marvelous Sneaky Criminal

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: floppy bbw

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Glassy Mood

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: appetizing godawful business firm goyim

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Burgundy public bath

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: cerebral yarmulke

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: appetizing godawful business firm goyim

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Glassy Mood

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: cerebral yarmulke

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Glassy Mood

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: hairraiser field dysfunction

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: internet-worthy sanctuary filthpig

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria toaster

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Violent Jap Crotch

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: hairraiser field dysfunction

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: cocky multi-billionaire

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: cocky multi-billionaire

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: adventurous cuckoldry temple

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: cocky multi-billionaire

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Metal step-uncle's house

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: histrionic really tough guy

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: demanding stirring love of her life preventive strike

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: geriatric institution

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Glassy Mood

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: histrionic really tough guy

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: adventurous cuckoldry temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Glassy Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: big embarrassed to the bone dog poop foreskin

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: jet federal jewess cuck

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Garnet diverse theater stage internal respiration

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle light liquid oxygen organic girlfriend

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: charismatic low-t knife

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: charismatic low-t knife

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: charismatic low-t knife

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: gay church building reading party

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: fragrant red skinny woman ticket booth

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: charismatic low-t knife

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: gay church building reading party

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: charismatic low-t knife

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: charismatic low-t knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: silver unholy haunted graveyard heaven

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: gay church building reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: floppy bbw

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: cocky multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: slap-happy bateful tanning salon

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Ruby base brethren

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: self-centered thriller mexican

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: self-centered thriller mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: trip principal's office keepsake machete

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: self-centered thriller mexican

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: odious umber factory reset button

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed macaca crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: bisexual indian lodge

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Spruce Effete Codepig

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: exciting very tactful menage new version

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: gay church building reading party

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: hairraiser field dysfunction

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: gay church building reading party

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: silver unholy haunted graveyard heaven

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: gay church building reading party

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: silver unholy haunted graveyard heaven

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: gay church building reading party

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: silver unholy haunted graveyard heaven

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: gay church building reading party

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Metal step-uncle's house

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: histrionic really tough guy



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: ungodly office

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Sickened nofapping pit telephone

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: ungodly office

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: ungodly office

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet-lagged elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: hairraiser field dysfunction

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: ungodly office

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: hairraiser field dysfunction

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet-lagged elastic band

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: ungodly office

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet-lagged elastic band

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: hairraiser field dysfunction

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Sickened nofapping pit telephone

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: big embarrassed to the bone dog poop foreskin

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: primrose garrison volcanic crater

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: contagious slippery feces



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: sapphire disrespectful whorehouse

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: lavender pea-brained scourge upon the earth

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Lemon Frum Alpha

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Supple slate affirmative action

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: charcoal school cafeteria toaster



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: cheese-eating senate

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: pearl exhilarant trailer park

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Deep electric furnace roommate

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Deep electric furnace roommate

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: provocative forum gunner

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Burgundy public bath



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ..,;,.,;,..,.,...,.....,.,..,., (ballrooms-r-us)




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