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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Lascivious Spruce Stead Mental Disorder

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: amber insane home hominid

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Cerebral Shrine



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: lime trip site immigrant

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: submissive sooty stock car crackhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Exciting son of senegal main people



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Cerebral Shrine

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all Stimulating Pit Partner

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Talented up-to-no-good shitlib mexican

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: vibrant public bath pistol

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Glassy center

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Glassy center



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Comical national gay wizard



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Arousing Point Weed Whacker



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: snowy odious field mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Lascivious Spruce Stead Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: tantric degenerate indian lodge

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: avocado harsh trump supporter lay

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Narrow-minded glittery resort national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: avocado harsh trump supporter lay

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Vigorous sienna kitty location

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: crusty love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Glassy center

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Duck-like shivering nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Rambunctious Claret Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: chartreuse self-absorbed theater stage

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: aquamarine mildly autistic brunch idea he suggested

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Spectacular Library Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: jet histrionic orchestra pit

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: hairless razzmatazz hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: supple church building wrinkle

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Comical national gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Hyperactive greedy parlor

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Drab Floppy Cruise Ship

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: irradiated indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: chartreuse self-absorbed theater stage

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: supple church building wrinkle

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: chartreuse self-absorbed theater stage

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: chartreuse self-absorbed theater stage

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: chartreuse self-absorbed theater stage

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: jet histrionic orchestra pit

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Sick internal respiration range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: jet histrionic orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: supple church building wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Racy Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Territorial Regret Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Citrine bateful rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Godawful Hunting Ground People Who Are Hurt

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Electric Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Razzle Generalized Bond Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Dark laughsome international law enforcement agency

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Dark laughsome international law enforcement agency

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Sick internal respiration range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Lascivious Spruce Stead Mental Disorder

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Sick internal respiration range

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: submissive sooty stock car crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: mind-boggling peach sweet tailpipe school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: mustard den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Red Hall Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: mustard den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: frisky meetinghouse newt

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jewess

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: frisky meetinghouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jewess

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Church Patrolman

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: doobsian filthy goyim cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jewess

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Boyish charcoal masturbator

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Glassy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Razzle Generalized Bond Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Talented up-to-no-good shitlib mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: adventurous organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: irradiated indirect expression

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: diverse misanthropic state goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: titillating domesticated hospital

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Unhinged Gas Station Incel

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Salmon 180 stage mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Citrine bateful rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: drunken blathering striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Flickering cocky spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Galvanic tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: violent fantasy-prone bbw sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Duck-like shivering nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Unhinged Gas Station Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: drunken blathering striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: medicated nibblets

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Slap-happy pearl stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Galvanic tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: jet histrionic orchestra pit

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Boyish charcoal masturbator

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Ruby set philosopher-king

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy pearl stain

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: aquamarine mildly autistic brunch idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Vigorous sienna kitty location

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: walnut crotch house

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: chartreuse self-absorbed theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Learning disabled whorehouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Sinister sandwich

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: jet histrionic orchestra pit

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Talented up-to-no-good shitlib mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: tantric degenerate indian lodge

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: lemon corner new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: henna demanding sanctuary half-breed

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: chartreuse self-absorbed theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: big hideous lodge faggot firefighter

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: lemon corner new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: aquamarine mildly autistic brunch idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: thirsty ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: thirsty ticket booth

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: adventurous organic girlfriend

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Glassy center

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: supple church building wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: vivacious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Sick internal respiration range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: aquamarine mildly autistic brunch idea he suggested

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: diverse misanthropic state goal in life

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: walnut crotch house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Galvanic tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Red Hall Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: lemon corner new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Galvanic tattoo

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Spectacular Library Faggotry

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: adulterous stag film

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Wonderful chapel alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: crawly aromatic forum prole

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Galvanic tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Bisexual Stage

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Provocative Haunting Scourge Upon The Earth Black Woman

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: aquamarine mildly autistic brunch idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: supple church building wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Buck-toothed autistic athletic conference trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: hairraiser impressive roommate cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: hairraiser impressive roommate cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Glassy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Unhinged Gas Station Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: henna demanding sanctuary half-breed

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: vermilion office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling peach sweet tailpipe school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Red Hall Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: amethyst charismatic community account market

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Vigorous sienna kitty location

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: motley persian dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: motley persian dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Talented up-to-no-good shitlib mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: supple church building wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Spruce Stead Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: stubborn contagious halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: supple church building wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Menage

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: ungodly locus

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Menage

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: walnut crotch house

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Menage

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: walnut crotch house

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Exciting son of senegal main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: curious sexy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: snowy odious field mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: crusty love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: snowy odious field mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Overrated parlour ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: sapphire institution dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Talented up-to-no-good shitlib mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: appetizing clear windowlicker heaven

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Spruce Stead Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Lascivious Spruce Stead Mental Disorder

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Sick internal respiration range

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: heady hell

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Arousing Point Weed Whacker

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Menage

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Menage

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Arousing Point Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: slippery lettuce yarmulke

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: scarlet property french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: dashing plum senate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: dashing plum senate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: onyx marvelous giraffe tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: mustard den

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Sinister sandwich

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Bull headed really tough guy

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Opaque Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34513453)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34812586)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: mustard den

Please come back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34880075)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: crawly aromatic forum prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34880078)



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Offensive Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34971362)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Red Hall Twinkling Uncleanness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#35060127)



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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: Violet useless brakes toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#35468015)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: mustard den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#35920466)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: henna demanding sanctuary half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#35967868)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: honey-headed abusive jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#36040464)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Violet useless brakes toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#36040527)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Dead Razzle-dazzle Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#36450462)



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: disgusting lilac turdskin university

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
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i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
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Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
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My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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