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Wonderful knife
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
arousing coldplay fan
  04/11/26
I saved one life
marvelous range crotch
  04/11/26
only #2 is remotely unique
Fear-inspiring razzmatazz cuckoldry
  04/13/26
Where to start
Amethyst Keepsake Machete Public Bath
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arousing coldplay fan
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Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital
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massive lake native laser beams
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beady-eyed national
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haunting dog poop
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Talented Space Yarmulke
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offensive exhilarant trust fund
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razzle-dazzle internal respiration hairy legs
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Contagious Maize Dilemma
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Learning disabled splenetic center
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
Dashing duck-like toilet seat market
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french big stock car
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that's kinda cool
burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate
  04/11/26
Explain?
Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital
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french big stock car
  04/12/26
Self defense?
Nubile wild stage
  04/12/26
180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
arousing coldplay fan
  04/12/26
Ricky
Dashing duck-like toilet seat market
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Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/11/26
(Rudolph)
lavender nofapping juggernaut lodge
  04/11/26
I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
Crawly garrison
  04/12/26
Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
fuchsia chapel background story
  04/16/26
Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Aromatic parlour
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate
  04/11/26
Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Aromatic parlour
  04/11/26
those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Aromatic parlour
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
Charismatic Deranged Orchestra Pit Jap
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
Dashing duck-like toilet seat market
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Chocolate mewling associate goal in life
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Excitant garnet theatre
  04/11/26
lmao
vivacious piazza
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mauve sick weed whacker
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Chest-beating Locus
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alcoholic corner nibblets
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beady-eyed national
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gaped idiotic personal credit line kitchen
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Learning disabled splenetic center
  04/15/26
180
Amethyst Keepsake Machete Public Bath
  04/12/26
Pumo scum
Aromatic parlour
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
cracking black woman whorehouse
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
Greedy topaz digit ratio
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Copper supple fanboi
  04/11/26
that is brave
marvelous range crotch
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Copper supple fanboi
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
marvelous range crotch
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Greedy topaz digit ratio
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
awkward glittery tanning salon
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate
  04/11/26
We've got time
Excitant garnet theatre
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Talented Space Yarmulke
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Fragrant Toaster Hell
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Dashing duck-like toilet seat market
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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Crawly garrison
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You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
Aromatic parlour
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alcoholic corner nibblets
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sadistic meetinghouse new version
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
Fragrant Toaster Hell
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wow
Talented Space Yarmulke
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flatulent indirect expression famous landscape painting
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
domesticated den death wish
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lol
Talented Space Yarmulke
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Galvanic sexy idiot
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razzle-dazzle internal respiration hairy legs
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
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alcoholic corner nibblets
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
cerebral casino
  04/11/26
how many
hairless painfully honest lay
  04/28/26
Driven a Zamboni
vivacious piazza
  04/11/26
180 wholesome unique experience
Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital
  04/11/26
tyty
vivacious piazza
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
Bonkers spruce trailer park
  04/14/26
Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
vivacious piazza
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180
Contagious Maize Dilemma
  04/15/26
(stone cold steve austin tp)
vigorous cyan heaven masturbator
  04/15/26
Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
mauve sick weed whacker
  04/11/26
Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
Aromatic parlour
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Talented Space Yarmulke
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Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite ...
Exciting hall ceo
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awkward glittery tanning salon
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wtf
fishy stirring house coffee pot
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Crawly garrison
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alcoholic corner nibblets
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
blue hyperactive base queen of the night
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
Sapphire irradiated preventive strike
  04/12/26
part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
Titillating old irish cottage brethren
  04/12/26
He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
Sapphire irradiated preventive strike
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brilliant address legend
  04/17/26
I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Crawly garrison
  04/12/26
I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
offensive exhilarant trust fund
  04/12/26
Winner
Amethyst Keepsake Machete Public Bath
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massive lake native laser beams
  04/12/26
I smoked crack with him.
poppy slimy giraffe
  04/17/26
I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
fishy stirring house coffee pot
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Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
Chest-beating Locus
  04/12/26
Narcissist
awkward glittery tanning salon
  04/12/26
Coon
Chest-beating Locus
  04/12/26
Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
chestnut odious home
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Chest-beating Locus
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
chestnut odious home
  04/12/26
?
Chest-beating Locus
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
chestnut odious home
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Chest-beating Locus
  04/12/26
Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
chestnut odious home
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Chest-beating Locus
  04/12/26
Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
chestnut odious home
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
motley theater twinkling uncleanness
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
chestnut odious home
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Chest-beating Locus
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
chestnut odious home
  04/17/26
ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
Electric slate gaming laptop state
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french big stock car
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
heady station
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Chest-beating Locus
  04/12/26
It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
beady-eyed national
  04/12/26
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
heady station
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
Diverse cobalt son of senegal
  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
heady station
  04/13/26
how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
vigorous cyan heaven masturbator
  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
heady station
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
Navy temple partner
  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
flirting gaping
  04/13/26
I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
heady station
  04/13/26
hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
flirting gaping
  04/13/26
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Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
heady station
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
Diverse cobalt son of senegal
  04/13/26
you're 60?
walnut box office
  04/13/26
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Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/13/26
tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
flesh free-loading main people stag film
  04/12/26
(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Fragrant Toaster Hell
  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Sapphire irradiated preventive strike
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
flesh free-loading main people stag film
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
walnut box office
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
Sapphire irradiated preventive strike
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
walnut box office
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
beady-eyed national
  04/12/26
180
Galvanic sexy idiot
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
dead set
  04/12/26
180!
Galvanic sexy idiot
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
motley theater twinkling uncleanness
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
beady-eyed national
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
Titillating old irish cottage brethren
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
Titillating old irish cottage brethren
  04/14/26
...
Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/14/26
Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
trip menage stain
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Titillating old irish cottage brethren
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
flirting gaping
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
Lemon wrinkle travel guidebook
  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
emerald concupiscible institution
  04/13/26
my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
walnut box office
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
flirting gaping
  04/13/26
...
trip menage stain
  04/14/26
...
walnut box office
  04/14/26
I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
vigorous cyan heaven masturbator
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Chrome Histrionic Crackhouse
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
house-broken know-it-all sanctuary
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Chocolate mewling associate goal in life
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
black office
  04/13/26
ouch
Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
black office
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
black office
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
mauve sick weed whacker
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
razzle-dazzle internal respiration hairy legs
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
black office
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
mauve sick weed whacker
  04/15/26
not me
black office
  04/15/26
...
black office
  04/14/26
genuine lol
federal indian lodge chad
  04/13/26
...
mauve sick weed whacker
  04/14/26
180
Diverse cobalt son of senegal
  04/14/26
180
Titillating old irish cottage brethren
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
Violent Rambunctious Stage Lettuce
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
brilliant address legend
  04/17/26
FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
olive windowlicker
  04/13/26
180
Galvanic sexy idiot
  04/14/26
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olive windowlicker
  04/14/26
...
Galvanic sexy idiot
  04/17/26
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
Soul-stirring orchid library round eye
  04/15/26
😎
olive windowlicker
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...
Galvanic sexy idiot
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
bearded disturbing scourge upon the earth school cafeteria
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...
Glassy Resort French Chef
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
Ruddy forum incel
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Spectacular sticky codepig business firm
  04/14/26
Four Saudi guys separately in one day
sepia newt foreskin
  04/14/26
Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
mauve sick weed whacker
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
beady-eyed national
  04/14/26
No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
mauve sick weed whacker
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
federal indian lodge chad
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
mauve sick weed whacker
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
federal indian lodge chad
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
mauve sick weed whacker
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
federal indian lodge chad
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
mauve sick weed whacker
  04/15/26
Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital
  04/16/26
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flirting gaping
  04/16/26
Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Milky aphrodisiac location
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Learning disabled splenetic center
  04/15/26
excited?
Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Milky aphrodisiac location
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Milky aphrodisiac location
  04/15/26
...
Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/16/26
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arousing coldplay fan
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
beady-eyed national
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Milky aphrodisiac location
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
beady-eyed national
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
arousing coldplay fan
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Milky aphrodisiac location
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
arousing coldplay fan
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
beady-eyed national
  04/17/26
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Learning disabled splenetic center
  04/15/26
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Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/15/26
...
Galvanic sexy idiot
  04/15/26
Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
vigorous cyan heaven masturbator
  04/15/26
Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
razzle submissive school half-breed
  04/16/26
...
Crawly garrison
  04/16/26
i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Adventurous reading party point
  04/16/26
how'd you get away
Talented Space Yarmulke
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Nubile wild stage
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
lime boyish locale mad cow disease
  04/17/26
...
Galvanic sexy idiot
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
underhanded faggot firefighter
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
awkward glittery tanning salon
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
amber macaca
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
amber macaca
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
appetizing legal warrant field
  04/17/26
...
Fragrant Toaster Hell
  04/17/26
...
Galvanic sexy idiot
  04/26/26
been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast
Avocado azn step-uncle's house
  04/26/26
done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
hairless painfully honest lay
  04/28/26
Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
adulterous impressive property
  04/28/26
I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital
  04/28/26
Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtst...
Hairraiser Nursing Home Dragon
  05/01/26


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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Wonderful knife



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: arousing coldplay fan

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: marvelous range crotch

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring razzmatazz cuckoldry

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Amethyst Keepsake Machete Public Bath

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: arousing coldplay fan



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Learning disabled splenetic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Dashing duck-like toilet seat market

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: french big stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: french big stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Nubile wild stage

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: arousing coldplay fan

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Dashing duck-like toilet seat market

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: lavender nofapping juggernaut lodge

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Crawly garrison

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: fuchsia chapel background story

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Charismatic Deranged Orchestra Pit Jap

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Dashing duck-like toilet seat market

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Chocolate mewling associate goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Excitant garnet theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: vivacious piazza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: mauve sick weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Chest-beating Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: alcoholic corner nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: gaped idiotic personal credit line kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Learning disabled splenetic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Amethyst Keepsake Machete Public Bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: cracking black woman whorehouse

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Greedy topaz digit ratio

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Copper supple fanboi

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: marvelous range crotch

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Copper supple fanboi

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: marvelous range crotch

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Greedy topaz digit ratio

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: awkward glittery tanning salon

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Excitant garnet theatre

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Fragrant Toaster Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Dashing duck-like toilet seat market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Aromatic parlour

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: alcoholic corner nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: sadistic meetinghouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Fragrant Toaster Hell

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: flatulent indirect expression famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: domesticated den death wish

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Galvanic sexy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle internal respiration hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: burgundy cowardly mad-dog skullcap senate

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: alcoholic corner nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: cerebral casino

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: hairless painfully honest lay

how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: vivacious piazza

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: vivacious piazza

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Bonkers spruce trailer park

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: vivacious piazza

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Contagious Maize Dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: vigorous cyan heaven masturbator

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: mauve sick weed whacker

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Exciting hall ceo

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: awkward glittery tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: fishy stirring house coffee pot

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: alcoholic corner nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: blue hyperactive base queen of the night

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Sapphire irradiated preventive strike

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Titillating old irish cottage brethren

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Sapphire irradiated preventive strike

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: brilliant address legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Crawly garrison

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: offensive exhilarant trust fund

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Amethyst Keepsake Machete Public Bath

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: massive lake native laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: poppy slimy giraffe

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: fishy stirring house coffee pot

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Chest-beating Locus

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: awkward glittery tanning salon

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Chest-beating Locus

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: chestnut odious home

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Chest-beating Locus

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: chestnut odious home

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Chest-beating Locus

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: chestnut odious home

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Chest-beating Locus

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: chestnut odious home

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Chest-beating Locus

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: chestnut odious home

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: motley theater twinkling uncleanness

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: chestnut odious home

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Chest-beating Locus

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: chestnut odious home

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Electric slate gaming laptop state

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: french big stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: heady station

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Chest-beating Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed national

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: heady station

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Diverse cobalt son of senegal

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: heady station

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: vigorous cyan heaven masturbator

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: heady station

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Navy temple partner

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: flirting gaping

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: heady station

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: flirting gaping

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: heady station

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Diverse cobalt son of senegal

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: walnut box office

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: flesh free-loading main people stag film

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Fragrant Toaster Hell

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Sapphire irradiated preventive strike

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: flesh free-loading main people stag film

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: walnut box office

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Sapphire irradiated preventive strike

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: walnut box office

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed national

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Galvanic sexy idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: dead set

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Galvanic sexy idiot

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: motley theater twinkling uncleanness

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed national

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Titillating old irish cottage brethren

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Titillating old irish cottage brethren

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: trip menage stain

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Titillating old irish cottage brethren

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: flirting gaping

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Lemon wrinkle travel guidebook

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: emerald concupiscible institution

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: walnut box office

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: flirting gaping

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: trip menage stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: walnut box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: vigorous cyan heaven masturbator

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Chrome Histrionic Crackhouse

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: house-broken know-it-all sanctuary

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Chocolate mewling associate goal in life

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: black office

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: black office

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: black office

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: mauve sick weed whacker

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle internal respiration hairy legs

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: black office

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: mauve sick weed whacker

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: black office

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: black office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: federal indian lodge chad

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: mauve sick weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Diverse cobalt son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Titillating old irish cottage brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Violent Rambunctious Stage Lettuce

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: brilliant address legend

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: olive windowlicker

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Galvanic sexy idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: olive windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Galvanic sexy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring orchid library round eye

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: olive windowlicker

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Galvanic sexy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: bearded disturbing scourge upon the earth school cafeteria

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Glassy Resort French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Ruddy forum incel

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Spectacular sticky codepig business firm

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: sepia newt foreskin

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: mauve sick weed whacker

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed national

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: mauve sick weed whacker

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: federal indian lodge chad

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: mauve sick weed whacker

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: federal indian lodge chad

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: mauve sick weed whacker

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: federal indian lodge chad

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: mauve sick weed whacker

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: flirting gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Milky aphrodisiac location

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Learning disabled splenetic center

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Milky aphrodisiac location

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Milky aphrodisiac location

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: arousing coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed national

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Milky aphrodisiac location

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed national

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: arousing coldplay fan

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Milky aphrodisiac location

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: arousing coldplay fan

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed national

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Learning disabled splenetic center

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Galvanic sexy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: vigorous cyan heaven masturbator

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: razzle submissive school half-breed

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Crawly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Adventurous reading party point

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Talented Space Yarmulke

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Nubile wild stage

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: lime boyish locale mad cow disease

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Galvanic sexy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: underhanded faggot firefighter

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: awkward glittery tanning salon

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: amber macaca

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: amber macaca

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: appetizing legal warrant field

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Fragrant Toaster Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Galvanic sexy idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Avocado azn step-uncle's house

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: hairless painfully honest lay

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: adulterous impressive property

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Floppy Embarrassed To The Bone Hospital

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser Nursing Home Dragon

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2.#49858354)