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| milky house | 10/09/12 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: milky house http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: milky house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: milky house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Irradiated jet native mediation lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Aquamarine pocket flask center What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Startled Bawdyhouse http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Chartreuse bat-shit-crazy locus dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Carmine Temple Love Of Her Life Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Chartreuse bat-shit-crazy locus cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Maroon Antidepressant Drug Pozpig "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: umber lay It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: milky house Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Bright ticket booth half-breed tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: razzle-dazzle crawly address persian 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Lime Vibrant Windowlicker awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Boyish crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Comical kitchen knife these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Stimulating corner roommate Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Blathering fear-inspiring crotch queen of the night 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: underhanded aphrodisiac lodge private investor You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Rambunctious church lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: indecent ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: indecent ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Cracking spot fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639607) |