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Birdshits learn to sail, arrested by FBI for trying to invade Haiti

https://www.justice.gov/usao-edtx/pr/north-texas-men-indicte...
Raul Mondesi circa 1998
  11/22/25
Pics in this article: https://nypost.com/2025/11/21/us-news/...
Raul Mondesi circa 1998
  11/22/25
so this is basically a couple of weird online fags who start...
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NOT God bless XO...GOD DAMN XO
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cr they sound like a couple of unpleasant retards and I don&...
spherequeer
  11/22/25
I wonder if they got busted for child porn and fbi was going...
Raul Mondesi circa 1998
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Yeah on rereading I don’t really get what’s goin...
spherequeer
  11/22/25
federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country tp
Raul Mondesi circa 1998
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cr: If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder...
spherequeer
  11/22/25
You sound scared
bungulator
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Haiti has a military with 1300 troops, not sure how this inv...
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I’m not a military tactician but the island is like 60...
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  11/22/25
They were only trying to control one island, not the whole c...
Amateur Millennial Butt Porn
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traveled to Thailand to take sailing lessons wonder if it...
AZNgirl Putting Dad in Indian Air Force Jet
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It's obviously not the same sailing school, because they act...
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why u slap, benchod
AZNgirl Putting Dad in Indian Air Force Jet
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birdshits are sickos, imagine if a turdeep did this? and...
AZNgirl Putting Dad in Indian Air Force Jet
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And they say American youth lack ambition
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Cyber Round Table
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Amateur Millennial Butt Porn
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I once conspired to invade the moon and uproot the neil arms...
UN peacekeeper
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BAP fans
3I/Atlas
  11/22/25
This tourist island looks nice compared to the rest of the c...
Cyber Round Table
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That conspiracy charge seems like BS when Haiti is essential...
bloomington
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2 counts of neglected Asian pussy
fulano
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Raul Mondesi circa 1998
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this is the weirdest part of the story
AZNgirl Putting Dad in Indian Air Force Jet
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" ... then recruit members of the District of Columbia-...
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birdshit americans are famous deep thinkiners unlike jeet h1...
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Date: November 22nd, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Raul Mondesi circa 1998

https://www.justice.gov/usao-edtx/pr/north-texas-men-indicted-eastern-district-texas-international-murderkidnapping-scheme

PLANO, Texas – Two north Texas men have been charged in relation to a plot that included invading an island off Haiti, murdering the men on the island, and using the women and children as sex slaves, announced U.S. Attorney Jay R. Combs.

Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle were named in a two-count indictment returned by a federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Texas charging them with conspiracy to murder, maim, or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.

Information presented in court indicates that between August 2024 and July 2025, Weisenburg and Thomas are alleged to have conspired to recruit and lead an unlawful expeditionary force to the Island of Gonave, which is part of the Republic of Haiti, for the purpose of carrying out their rape fantasies. Weisenburg and Thomas planned to purchase a sailboat, firearms, and ammunition, then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat. Weisenburg and Thomas intended to murder all of the men on the island so that they could then turn all of the women and children into their sex slaves.

Weisenburg and Thomas undertook numerous overt acts in furtherance of their invasion plan, including making operational and logistical plans, learning Haitian Creole language, recruiting others to join the invasion plan, and researching and enrolling in schools to acquire skills relevant to the invasion plan. Thomas even enlisted in the U.S. Air Force to acquire military skills relevant to the invasion plan.

Weisenburg and Thomas are also charged with production of child pornography in a related count in the indictment.

If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country, Weisenburg and Thomas face up to life in federal prison. If convicted of the federal production of child pornography charges, both face at least 15 years and up to 30 years in federal prison.

This case is being investigated by the FBI, U.S. Air Force Office of Special Investigations, and Celina Police Department. The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorney Ryan Locker.

A grand jury indictment is not evidence of guilt. All defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451387)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: Raul Mondesi circa 1998

Pics in this article: https://nypost.com/2025/11/21/us-news/texas-creeps-indicted-in-murderous-plot-to-invade-tiny-island-and-make-women-and-kids-their-sex-slaves-feds/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451388)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 7:00 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.


so this is basically a couple of weird online fags who started online chatting with what they believed to be other weird online fags, but which were actually feds? glad nothing like that can happen here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451392)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 7:26 AM
Author: ;...;...;...;..

NOT God bless XO...GOD DAMN XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451404)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: spherequeer (✅🍑)

cr they sound like a couple of unpleasant retards and I don’t want them in my house by jfc ljl at trying to jail them for 30 years for talking bullshit online

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451408)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Raul Mondesi circa 1998

I wonder if they got busted for child porn and fbi was going thru their chat logs and decided to tack this on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 7:38 AM
Author: spherequeer (✅🍑)

Yeah on rereading I don’t really get what’s going on here. The long jail sentence would be for CP (and that’s fine by me, they can rot if they actually made CP) but the article is all about their invasion internet fantasies, what are they actually charged with for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451414)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: Raul Mondesi circa 1998

federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451416)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: spherequeer (✅🍑)

cr:

If convicted of the federal conspiracy to commit murder in a foreign country, Weisenburg and Thomas face up to life in federal prison.

what a couple of retards, but “conspiracy” and life in jail for dumb internet chatter seems really harsh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: bungulator

You sound scared

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451469)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 7:04 AM
Author: ....,,....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.......,.,.,.,.,..,.


Haiti has a military with 1300 troops, not sure how this invasion was supposed to work. Guessing around 50-100 combat veterans could pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451394)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I’m not a military tactician but the island is like 60 km long and has 100,000 people on it. How are you supposed to take that over with just a couple of guys and some hobos? Even assuming the government of Haiti didn’t care and never sent troops?

I mean 100 people in one place, sure I guess two people could take that over. But 750 square km? 100,000 people? That’s a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451402)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Amateur Millennial Butt Porn

They were only trying to control one island, not the whole country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49452206)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: AZNgirl Putting Dad in Indian Air Force Jet

traveled to Thailand to take sailing lessons

wonder if it was same school as mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451465)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )


It's obviously not the same sailing school, because they actually learned how to sail and u did not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: AZNgirl Putting Dad in Indian Air Force Jet

why u slap, benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49452380)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: AZNgirl Putting Dad in Indian Air Force Jet

birdshits are sickos, imagine if a turdeep did this?

and wtf wld birdshits want to rape nigga ladies, its lolzy, when i went to africa they'd be birdshit sexpats there, sick shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451467)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Amateur Millennial Butt Porn

And they say American youth lack ambition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451590)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Cyber Round Table (America First)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451661)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Amateur Millennial Butt Porn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49452361)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: UN peacekeeper

I once conspired to invade the moon and uproot the neil armstrong flag, i even took science classes in furtherance of my plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451600)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: 3I/Atlas

BAP fans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451654)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Cyber Round Table (America First)

This tourist island looks nice compared to the rest of the country. Why didn't they just go there on vacation and try to pick up some baddies in da club? They could have just had a good time and gotten into blk chicks wtf were they thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451660)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: bloomington (🦬)

That conspiracy charge seems like BS when Haiti is essentially a failed state. It's illegal to go there and try and restore law and order?

A skilled lawyer could probably help them out quite a bit on that count... but then they'd still be pretty fucked with the CP charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451992)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: fulano

2 counts of neglected Asian pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49451999)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Raul Mondesi circa 1998



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49452122)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: AZNgirl Putting Dad in Indian Air Force Jet

this is the weirdest part of the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49452381)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


" ... then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat."

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sounds like they really thought it through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49452374)



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Date: November 22nd, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: AZNgirl Putting Dad in Indian Air Force Jet

birdshit americans are famous deep thinkiners unlike jeet h1b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801002&forum_id=2.#49452385)