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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
tell me
Amber Vivacious Dysfunction Corner
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
lol tyft
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  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
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  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
lmao
Amber Vivacious Dysfunction Corner
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Aromatic new version
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Soul-stirring Nowag Locus
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
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To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
emerald vigorous athletic conference state
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When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
rofl
Amber Vivacious Dysfunction Corner
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180
razzle arrogant gunner
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rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
irradiated hissy fit
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
azure ceo
  08/14/13
best of thread
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Aromatic new version
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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  08/14/13
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If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
maroon stimulating lay roommate
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Big ticket booth candlestick maker
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
pearly heady philosopher-king rehab
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
razzle-dazzle foreskin
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
razzle-dazzle foreskin
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Cream Menage
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
razzle-dazzle foreskin
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Boyish Internal Respiration Telephone
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
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  08/14/13
To be fair, k
emerald vigorous athletic conference state
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ty, whitest knight <3
Cream Menage
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
razzle-dazzle foreskin
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Boyish Internal Respiration Telephone
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Boyish Internal Respiration Telephone
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Cream Menage
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
maroon stimulating lay roommate
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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whatever
Cream Menage
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Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
razzle-dazzle foreskin
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
180
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Cerebral International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Cream Menage
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Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
razzle arrogant gunner
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
razzle arrogant gunner
  08/14/13
lol tyft
maroon stimulating lay roommate
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
maroon stimulating lay roommate
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Cream Menage
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you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
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  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
razzle arrogant gunner
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
razzle arrogant gunner
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
razzle-dazzle foreskin
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
razzle arrogant gunner
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Translucent Lettuce
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
lmao
maroon stimulating lay roommate
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pungent piazza nibblets
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
white chest-beating cuckoldry
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
godawful free-loading old irish cottage
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180 outnumbered cruise ship degenerate
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
Galvanic slap-happy mental disorder
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Amber Vivacious Dysfunction Corner
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
fear-inspiring faggot firefighter
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
exciting people who are hurt
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
razzle-dazzle foreskin
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
impressive sapphire school cafeteria
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not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
impressive sapphire school cafeteria
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Cream Menage
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
shimmering fiercely-loyal area
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
impressive sapphire school cafeteria
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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Underrated
Translucent Lettuce
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
shimmering fiercely-loyal area
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
brindle persian stage
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Curious Den Alpha
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
razzle-dazzle foreskin
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Bonkers Clown Parlour
  08/14/13
lol
Titillating Location
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Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Bonkers Clown Parlour
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Titillating Location
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~h8-->1luv
Bonkers Clown Parlour
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
shimmering fiercely-loyal area
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Bright market
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180
Sienna awkward wrinkle meetinghouse
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Titillating Location
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pizza doesn't cut itself
Flesh wild heaven
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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Obsidian Stag Film Son Of Senegal
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180
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brindle persian stage
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floppy cuckold abode
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  09/11/13
Lmao
glittery dull property
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Supple institution
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
chrome hall therapy
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
carmine space
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my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Comical dark mood kitty
  08/14/13
lol
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Exhilarant Cowardly Spot Place Of Business
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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180
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Silver temple reading party
  08/17/13
poignant
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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carmine space
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A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
judgmental mahogany kitchen wagecucks
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Yapping Aphrodisiac Stock Car Feces
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Curious Den Alpha
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Embarrassed To The Bone Crotch
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Twinkling national puppy
  12/28/13
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frisky theater
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Up-to-no-good Principal's Office Mother
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
lilac brunch
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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amethyst out-of-control casino
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Flesh wild heaven
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Galvanic slap-happy mental disorder
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Galvanic slap-happy mental disorder
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amethyst out-of-control casino
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Galvanic slap-happy mental disorder
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I want pizza
spectacular kitty cat house
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copper death wish
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godawful free-loading old irish cottage
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
metal twinkling uncleanness double fault
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Concupiscible flirting base
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Galvanic slap-happy mental disorder
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Amber Vivacious Dysfunction Corner

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: maroon stimulating lay roommate

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: scarlet gaping field

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Crotch

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: amethyst out-of-control casino

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: confused trip forum

so underrated

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Hateful vengeful preventive strike dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: razzle arrogant gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Provocative opaque stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Aromatic new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Ivory Center Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Supple institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: appetizing garnet step-uncle's house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Nowag Locus

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: irradiated hissy fit

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Amber Vivacious Dysfunction Corner

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Galvanic slap-happy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Aromatic new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Nowag Locus

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: passionate affirmative action

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: maroon stimulating lay roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: emerald vigorous athletic conference state

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Cream Menage

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Amber Vivacious Dysfunction Corner

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: razzle arrogant gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Electric Brilliant Hunting Ground

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: onyx excitant karate

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Titillating Location

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Flesh wild heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Bateful bistre azn business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: racy khaki box office laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Provocative opaque stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Supple institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: azure ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: maroon stimulating lay roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: azure ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: irradiated hissy fit

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: azure ceo

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Cream Menage

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Aromatic new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Aromatic new version

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: maroon stimulating lay roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: maroon stimulating lay roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: maroon stimulating lay roommate

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Cream Menage

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: pink offensive blood rage

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: irradiated hissy fit

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: pearly heady philosopher-king rehab

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Amber Vivacious Dysfunction Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Contagious Flushed Yarmulke Lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Ungodly Magical Point Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Flesh wild heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: amethyst out-of-control casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Big ticket booth candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: pearly heady philosopher-king rehab

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Maize coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: azure ceo

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Cream Menage

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: dun flickering library

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Doobsian Poppy Pit Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: azure ceo

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Grizzly misunderstood garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Cream Menage

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Yapping Aphrodisiac Stock Car Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Yapping Aphrodisiac Stock Car Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: racy khaki box office laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cream Menage

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Cream Menage

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: misanthropic marvelous church building

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Boyish Internal Respiration Telephone

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Cream Menage

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: emerald vigorous athletic conference state

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Cream Menage

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: emerald vigorous athletic conference state

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Cream Menage

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: razzle arrogant gunner

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: motley ruddy selfie legend

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored blathering ratface site

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Cream Menage

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Boyish Internal Respiration Telephone

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: misanthropic marvelous church building

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Cream Menage

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: pungent piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Boyish Internal Respiration Telephone

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Cream Menage

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Boyish Internal Respiration Telephone

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Cream Menage

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Boyish Internal Respiration Telephone

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Cream Menage

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Boyish Internal Respiration Telephone

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Cream Menage

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Boyish Internal Respiration Telephone

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Cream Menage

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Boyish Internal Respiration Telephone

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Cream Menage

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: maroon stimulating lay roommate

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Cream Menage

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: maroon stimulating lay roommate

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Cream Menage

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Fragrant haunted graveyard bawdyhouse

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: azure ceo

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Contagious Flushed Yarmulke Lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: razzle arrogant gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Cerebral International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: azure ceo

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: 180 outnumbered cruise ship degenerate

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: 180 outnumbered cruise ship degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Cream Menage

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: razzle arrogant gunner

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Cream Menage

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: razzle arrogant gunner

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: maroon stimulating lay roommate

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: maroon stimulating lay roommate

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Cream Menage

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Avocado Hairraiser Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Contagious Flushed Yarmulke Lodge

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: arousing hospital gay wizard

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: thriller cheese-eating keepsake machete plaza

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: razzle arrogant gunner

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Cream Menage

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: razzle arrogant gunner

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Cream Menage

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: razzle arrogant gunner

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Translucent Lettuce

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: maroon stimulating lay roommate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: pungent piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: white chest-beating cuckoldry

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Cream Menage

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: bipolar mad-dog skullcap

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: 180 outnumbered cruise ship degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Cream Menage

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling smoky background story incel

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Galvanic slap-happy mental disorder

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Amber Vivacious Dysfunction Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: fear-inspiring faggot firefighter

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: exciting people who are hurt

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: floppy cuckold abode

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Cream Menage

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: impressive sapphire school cafeteria

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Cream Menage

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: impressive sapphire school cafeteria

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Cream Menage

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: impressive sapphire school cafeteria

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Cream Menage

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: shimmering fiercely-loyal area

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: impressive sapphire school cafeteria

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: brindle persian stage

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Translucent Lettuce

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Bateful bistre azn business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: shimmering fiercely-loyal area

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: brindle persian stage

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Curious Den Alpha

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle foreskin

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Bonkers Clown Parlour

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Titillating Location

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Bonkers Clown Parlour

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Titillating Location

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Bonkers Clown Parlour

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: shimmering fiercely-loyal area

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: violet useless brakes mad cow disease

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: misanthropic marvelous church building

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Bright market

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Sienna awkward wrinkle meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Titillating Location

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Flesh wild heaven

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Titillating Location

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: carmine space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Obsidian Stag Film Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: impressive sapphire school cafeteria

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: brindle persian stage



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: floppy cuckold abode



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: judgmental mahogany kitchen wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: glittery dull property

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Supple institution



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: chrome hall therapy

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: carmine space

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Comical dark mood kitty

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: impressive sapphire school cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant Cowardly Spot Place Of Business



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Adventurous home circlehead

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: rose coffee pot boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Salmon talented skinny woman main people

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Silver temple reading party

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Charismatic stage tank

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: jet sanctuary travel guidebook

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: carmine space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: judgmental mahogany kitchen wagecucks

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Yapping Aphrodisiac Stock Car Feces

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Curious Den Alpha

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Crotch

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Twinkling national puppy

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: frisky theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Principal's Office Mother

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: lilac brunch

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: tantric bossy weed whacker indian lodge

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: amethyst out-of-control casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: dun flickering library

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: copper death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Flesh wild heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Galvanic slap-happy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Galvanic slap-happy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: amethyst out-of-control casino



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Galvanic slap-happy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: spectacular kitty cat house

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: copper death wish



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: godawful free-loading old irish cottage



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: metal twinkling uncleanness double fault

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible flirting base

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: metal twinkling uncleanness double fault

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: racy khaki box office laser beams



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Galvanic slap-happy mental disorder



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Galvanic slap-happy mental disorder



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: ruby cocky doctorate organic girlfriend



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: racy khaki box office laser beams



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: racy khaki box office laser beams



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