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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
tell me
Wine Feces
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Fishy razzle church building karate
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Crimson national nibblets
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Submissive Unhinged Selfie
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Multi-colored indigo forum fortuitous meteor
  05/12/15
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  05/12/15
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
swollen sound barrier
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Appetizing Dun Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
lmao
Wine Feces
  05/12/15
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  12/11/24
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red regret
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
swollen sound barrier
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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  08/14/13
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Fishy razzle church building karate
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Comical coffee pot
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
rofl
Wine Feces
  08/14/13
180
Fragrant location
  08/14/13
rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
lol
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Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig
  08/14/13
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Fishy razzle church building karate
  08/14/13
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Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Appetizing Dun Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig
  08/14/13
best of thread
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
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impertinent toaster
  08/14/13
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red regret
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
red regret
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
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Fishy razzle church building karate
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
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Fishy razzle church building karate
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Fishy razzle church building karate
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Appetizing Dun Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Wine Feces
  08/14/13
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Lascivious umber library persian
  08/17/13
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  01/19/16
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wild incel
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
dashing cumskin skinny woman
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
impertinent toaster
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
impertinent toaster
  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
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impertinent toaster
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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  08/14/13
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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  08/14/13
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  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
impertinent toaster
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
impertinent toaster
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Poppy plaza pocket flask
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Lavender hideous codepig wagecucks
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Comical coffee pot
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Comical coffee pot
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Topaz Pit Hairy Legs
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
impertinent toaster
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Lavender hideous codepig wagecucks
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Poppy plaza pocket flask
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Lavender hideous codepig wagecucks
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Lavender hideous codepig wagecucks
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Fishy razzle church building karate
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Fishy razzle church building karate
  08/14/13
whatever
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Glassy travel guidebook dopamine
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
impertinent toaster
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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Magical haunting gunner market
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Fragrant location
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Fragrant location
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Fishy razzle church building karate
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Fishy razzle church building karate
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Razzle-dazzle cuckoldry
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Fragrant location
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Fragrant location
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
impertinent toaster
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
165
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  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
lmao
Fishy razzle church building karate
  08/14/13
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shimmering swashbuckling internal respiration
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
excitant telephone
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Zombie-like big hospital
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Lascivious umber library persian
  08/14/13
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Magical haunting gunner market
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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  08/17/13
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Wine Feces
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Crawly Laser Beams
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
impertinent toaster
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Vibrant degenerate bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Vibrant degenerate bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Vibrant degenerate bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Shivering Beady-eyed Lodge Place Of Business
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Vibrant degenerate bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
French Henna Institution
  08/15/13
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claret rambunctious kitty
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Shivering Beady-eyed Lodge Place Of Business
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
gay floppy point juggernaut
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Arousing Demanding Police Squad
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
impertinent toaster
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Obsidian home quadroon
  08/14/13
lol
Titillating elastic band
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Obsidian home quadroon
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Titillating elastic band
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Obsidian home quadroon
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Shivering Beady-eyed Lodge Place Of Business
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Poppy plaza pocket flask
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Laughsome base party of the first part
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180
Blue public bath azn
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Titillating elastic band
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Carnelian Passionate Jew Black Woman
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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180
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  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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mint sweet tailpipe tattoo
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Coral state
  08/14/13
lol
Vibrant degenerate bawdyhouse
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Wonderful Rigpig
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
180
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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Exciting Goyim International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
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  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
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  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Arousing Demanding Police Squad
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Submissive Unhinged Selfie
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Provocative Property
  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Stirring Station
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  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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Multi-colored indigo forum fortuitous meteor
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Hairraiser clear indian lodge
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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Lascivious umber library persian
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Infuriating Stage
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
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  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Wine Feces

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Fishy razzle church building karate

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Crimson national nibblets

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Submissive Unhinged Selfie

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored indigo forum fortuitous meteor

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: beta boyish range tank



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Diverse school circlehead

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: claret rambunctious kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: wild incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Territorial out-of-control ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: concupiscible keepsake machete den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Fragrant location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Milky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: red regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: elite bbw whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: mint sweet tailpipe tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Sexy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: swollen sound barrier

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Appetizing Dun Cruise Ship

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Wine Feces

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser clear indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: red regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: swollen sound barrier

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Translucent half-breed private investor

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Fishy razzle church building karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Comical coffee pot

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Wine Feces

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Fragrant location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: chrome odious house personal credit line

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Drab spectacular mexican step-uncle's house

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Titillating elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Carnelian Passionate Jew Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: claret rambunctious kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: snowy soul-stirring native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Milky sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: mint sweet tailpipe tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Fishy razzle church building karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Appetizing Dun Cruise Ship

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: impertinent toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: red regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: red regret

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Fishy razzle church building karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Fishy razzle church building karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Fishy razzle church building karate

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: insane bistre nursing home

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Appetizing Dun Cruise Ship

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: dashing cumskin skinny woman

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Wine Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: flesh national security agency indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: bossy cracking principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Carnelian Passionate Jew Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored indigo forum fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: wild incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: dashing cumskin skinny woman

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: impertinent toaster

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: impertinent toaster

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: buck-toothed curious shrine kitty cat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: impertinent toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: fluffy carmine locale friendly grandma

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Vengeful buff love of her life dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: disturbing office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: impertinent toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: frisky charcoal marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: frisky charcoal marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: snowy soul-stirring native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: impertinent toaster

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: impertinent toaster

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Poppy plaza pocket flask

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Lavender hideous codepig wagecucks

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Comical coffee pot

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Comical coffee pot

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Fragrant location

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Emerald background story temple

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Topaz Pit Hairy Legs

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: impertinent toaster

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Lavender hideous codepig wagecucks

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Poppy plaza pocket flask

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: shimmering swashbuckling internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Lavender hideous codepig wagecucks

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Lavender hideous codepig wagecucks

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Lavender hideous codepig wagecucks

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Lavender hideous codepig wagecucks

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Lavender hideous codepig wagecucks

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Lavender hideous codepig wagecucks

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Fishy razzle church building karate

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Fishy razzle church building karate

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Glassy travel guidebook dopamine

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: impertinent toaster

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: flesh national security agency indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Fragrant location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Yapping Bright Stage Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Box Office Filthpig

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Magical haunting gunner market

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Magical haunting gunner market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Fragrant location

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Fragrant location

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Fishy razzle church building karate

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Fishy razzle church building karate

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: house-broken preventive strike chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: flesh national security agency indirect expression

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: talented talking gas station brethren

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cuckoldry

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Fragrant location

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Fragrant location

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: impertinent toaster

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Fragrant location

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: French Henna Institution

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Fishy razzle church building karate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: shimmering swashbuckling internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: excitant telephone

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Zombie-like big hospital

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Magical haunting gunner market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: motley ladyboy

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser clear indian lodge

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Wine Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: pale clown resort

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Crawly Laser Beams

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: impertinent toaster

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Tan antidepressant drug newt

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Vibrant degenerate bawdyhouse

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Vibrant degenerate bawdyhouse

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Vibrant degenerate bawdyhouse

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Amber Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen Brunch

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Shivering Beady-eyed Lodge Place Of Business

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Vibrant degenerate bawdyhouse

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: gay floppy point juggernaut

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: French Henna Institution

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: claret rambunctious kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Shivering Beady-eyed Lodge Place Of Business

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: gay floppy point juggernaut

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Arousing Demanding Police Squad

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: impertinent toaster

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Obsidian home quadroon

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Titillating elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Obsidian home quadroon

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Titillating elastic band

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Obsidian home quadroon

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Shivering Beady-eyed Lodge Place Of Business

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Maize thriller space voyeur

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Poppy plaza pocket flask

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Laughsome base party of the first part

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Blue public bath azn

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Titillating elastic band

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Carnelian Passionate Jew Black Woman

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Titillating elastic band

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Exciting Goyim International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Flatulent crackhouse



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Vibrant degenerate bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: gay floppy point juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Tan antidepressant drug newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: pearly charismatic senate



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic cerise macaca nowag

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: mint sweet tailpipe tattoo



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: contagious center

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Exciting Goyim International Law Enforcement Agency

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Coral state

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Vibrant degenerate bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Wonderful Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: heady windowlicker patrolman

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: marvelous tanning salon fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Khaki casino

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: 180 address

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: aquamarine painfully honest theater stage puppy

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: deep autistic pervert kitchen

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Exciting Goyim International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: pearly charismatic senate

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: frisky charcoal marketing idea

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Arousing Demanding Police Squad

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Submissive Unhinged Selfie

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Provocative Property

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Racy hall twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Glittery vermilion famous landscape painting

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: green scourge upon the earth stag film

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Stirring Station

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored indigo forum fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: fluffy carmine locale friendly grandma

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Splenetic Deer Antler Theatre



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Carnelian Passionate Jew Black Woman



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser clear indian lodge



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser clear indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored indigo forum fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Hairraiser clear indian lodge



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Magenta Aromatic Athletic Conference

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Splenetic Deer Antler Theatre



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Lascivious umber library persian



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Infuriating Stage

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: supple kink-friendly mad cow disease haunted graveyard

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Infuriating Stage

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: snowy soul-stirring native



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser clear indian lodge



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser clear indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sepia roommate toilet seat



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: snowy soul-stirring native



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: snowy soul-stirring native



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