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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
tell me
diverse meetinghouse therapy
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Orchid half-breed locale
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
pink internal respiration windowlicker
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
alcoholic misunderstood site stock car
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Stubborn parlor sweet tailpipe
  05/12/15
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zombie-like galvanic genital piercing stead
  05/12/15
so underrated
rough-skinned psychic
  01/19/16
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Stirring national blood rage
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Racy rambunctious garrison
  03/31/18
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Wonderful cuck pit
  07/18/18
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multi-colored station fortuitous meteor
  07/18/18
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cerise judgmental stage
  12/16/21
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odious useless brethren macaca
  02/16/23
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Federal nursing home
  12/11/24
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vigorous jew
  06/11/25
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umber glittery school
  08/12/25
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Razzmatazz abusive doctorate
  08/12/25
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vigorous jew
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Mischievous resort filthpig
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
aphrodisiac sanctuary coffee pot
  08/14/13
lmao
diverse meetinghouse therapy
  05/12/15
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Smoky box office
  12/11/24
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Federal nursing home
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Mischievous resort filthpig
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Citrine cerebral turdskin halford
  08/14/13
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Orchid half-breed locale
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
spruce organic girlfriend codepig
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
rofl
diverse meetinghouse therapy
  08/14/13
180
cerise judgmental stage
  08/14/13
rofl
Burgundy talented tattoo fat ankles
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Costumed mildly autistic place of business location
  08/14/13
lol
irradiated public bath
  08/14/13
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bronze passionate piazza
  08/14/13
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Stirring national blood rage
  03/10/14
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exhilarant gaping love of her life
  03/24/21
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odious useless brethren macaca
  02/16/23
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umber glittery school
  08/12/25
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Wine Karate
  08/14/13
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Orchid half-breed locale
  08/14/13
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Wine Karate
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
aphrodisiac sanctuary coffee pot
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Wine Karate
  08/14/13
best of thread
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
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big fanboi
  08/14/13
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Federal nursing home
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Federal nursing home
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
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Orchid half-breed locale
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
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Orchid half-breed locale
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Orchid half-breed locale
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Dun azn
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
aphrodisiac sanctuary coffee pot
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
salmon police squad friendly grandma
  08/14/13
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diverse meetinghouse therapy
  08/14/13
180
White ticket booth
  08/14/13
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Razzle-dazzle Maize Son Of Senegal Cumskin
  08/14/13
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bronze passionate piazza
  08/15/13
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Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/17/13
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Stubborn parlor sweet tailpipe
  01/19/16
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Racy rambunctious garrison
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
salmon police squad friendly grandma
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
big fanboi
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
big fanboi
  08/14/13
lol
dashing hilarious cruise ship persian
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Wine Karate
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
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big fanboi
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Indecent Motley Point Bbw
  08/14/13
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floppy turquoise den
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Wine Karate
  08/14/13
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lemon main people institution
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
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big fanboi
  08/14/13
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nighttime curious brunch
  09/11/13
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nighttime curious brunch
  02/16/23
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exhilarant gaping love of her life
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
big fanboi
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
big fanboi
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Beady-eyed Awkward Office Corn Cake
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Coral thriller home
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
spruce organic girlfriend codepig
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
spruce organic girlfriend codepig
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
cerise judgmental stage
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Cyan parlour
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Navy Shrine
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
big fanboi
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Coral thriller home
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Beady-eyed Awkward Office Corn Cake
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
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disturbing insane house
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Coral thriller home
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Coral thriller home
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Coral thriller home
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Coral thriller home
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Coral thriller home
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Coral thriller home
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Orchid half-breed locale
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Orchid half-breed locale
  08/14/13
whatever
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Shimmering mental disorder
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
big fanboi
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Wine Karate
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
lol
White ticket booth
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
180
cerise judgmental stage
  08/14/13
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bistre vengeful field
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Wine Karate
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
startled old irish cottage
  08/14/13
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startled old irish cottage
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
cerise judgmental stage
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
cerise judgmental stage
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Orchid half-breed locale
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Orchid half-breed locale
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
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Azure supple hall
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
White ticket booth
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Titillating menage cuckold
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Soul-stirring area french chef
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
cerise judgmental stage
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
cerise judgmental stage
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
big fanboi
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
cerise judgmental stage
  08/14/13
165
Slimy contagious indian lodge faggotry
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
lmao
Orchid half-breed locale
  08/14/13
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disturbing insane house
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Pea-brained Rebellious Heaven Skinny Woman
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Primrose gaming laptop
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Razzle Light Foreskin
  08/14/13
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startled old irish cottage
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
Pics?
Orange Infuriating Lodge Puppy
  08/14/13
link?
Smoky box office
  08/17/13
...
diverse meetinghouse therapy
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Saffron Theater
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Duck-like Comical Patrolman
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
big fanboi
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
red histrionic nowag
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Lilac disrespectful native rigpig
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Lilac disrespectful native rigpig
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Lilac disrespectful native rigpig
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
mind-boggling personal credit line
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Lilac disrespectful native rigpig
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
carnelian medicated cuckoldry step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
Underrated
Slimy contagious indian lodge faggotry
  08/15/13
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Stirring national blood rage
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
mind-boggling personal credit line
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
carnelian medicated cuckoldry step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
tantric excitant address factory reset button
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
big fanboi
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Geriatric Orchestra Pit Incel
  08/14/13
lol
irradiated public bath
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Geriatric Orchestra Pit Incel
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
irradiated public bath
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Geriatric Orchestra Pit Incel
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
mind-boggling personal credit line
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
irate dragon tank
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Beady-eyed Awkward Office Corn Cake
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Silver Kitty
  08/14/13
180
Tan haunting kitchen
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
irradiated public bath
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
bronze passionate piazza
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
irradiated public bath
  08/14/13
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sick fragrant trailer park
  08/14/13
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erotic church travel guidebook
  08/14/13
180
Lilac disrespectful native rigpig
  08/14/13
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carnelian medicated cuckoldry step-uncle's house
  08/15/13
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red histrionic nowag
  08/17/13
...
cream stag film
  09/11/13
Lmao
glassy crackhouse
  06/07/17
...
umber glittery school
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
canary swashbuckling casino
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
sick fragrant trailer park
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Spectacular fighting scourge upon the earth church building
  08/14/13
lol
Lilac disrespectful native rigpig
  08/14/13
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pale pozpig voyeur
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
aromatic corner mad cow disease
  08/14/13
180
Hairless flirting rehab toilet seat
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
translucent boyish famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
idiotic dilemma
  08/17/13
poignant
mewling university
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Concupiscible wrinkle business firm
  08/17/13
...
sick fragrant trailer park
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
cream stag film
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
nighttime curious brunch
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
tantric excitant address factory reset button
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
alcoholic misunderstood site stock car
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Vibrant Stage
  12/28/13
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bull headed adventurous market national security agency
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Metal Gas Station Giraffe
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Vivacious bearded senate jewess
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
electric chapel pervert
  03/10/14
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Stubborn parlor sweet tailpipe
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Indecent Motley Point Bbw
  05/12/15
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heady lay newt
  01/19/16
...
bronze passionate piazza
  10/25/17
...
Smoky box office
  11/29/15
...
Smoky box office
  12/23/15
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Stubborn parlor sweet tailpipe
  01/05/16
...
Smoky box office
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Fishy violent hell deer antler
  06/07/17
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heady lay newt
  09/22/17
...
Razzle Light Foreskin
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
transparent stimulating base
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Laughsome messiness
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
transparent stimulating base
  07/18/18
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exhilarant gaping love of her life
  04/30/19
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Smoky box office
  06/21/20
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Smoky box office
  06/23/20
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Jet-lagged property shitlib
  07/11/20
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exhilarant gaping love of her life
  12/16/21
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exhilarant gaping love of her life
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: diverse meetinghouse therapy

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Orchid half-breed locale

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: pink internal respiration windowlicker

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: alcoholic misunderstood site stock car

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Stubborn parlor sweet tailpipe

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: zombie-like galvanic genital piercing stead



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned psychic

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Stirring national blood rage



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Racy rambunctious garrison



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: cerise judgmental stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: odious useless brethren macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Federal nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: vigorous jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: umber glittery school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz abusive doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: vigorous jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Mischievous resort filthpig

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sanctuary coffee pot

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: diverse meetinghouse therapy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Smoky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Federal nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Mischievous resort filthpig

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Citrine cerebral turdskin halford

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Orchid half-breed locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: spruce organic girlfriend codepig

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: diverse meetinghouse therapy

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: cerise judgmental stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Burgundy talented tattoo fat ankles

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Costumed mildly autistic place of business location

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: irradiated public bath

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: bronze passionate piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Stirring national blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: exhilarant gaping love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: odious useless brethren macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: umber glittery school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Wine Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Orchid half-breed locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Wine Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sanctuary coffee pot

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Wine Karate

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: big fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Federal nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Federal nursing home

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Orchid half-breed locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Orchid half-breed locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Orchid half-breed locale

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Dun azn

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sanctuary coffee pot

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: salmon police squad friendly grandma

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: diverse meetinghouse therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: White ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maize Son Of Senegal Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: bronze passionate piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Stubborn parlor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Racy rambunctious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: salmon police squad friendly grandma

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: big fanboi

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: big fanboi

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: dashing hilarious cruise ship persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Wine Karate

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: big fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Indecent Motley Point Bbw

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: floppy turquoise den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Wine Karate

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: lemon main people institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: big fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: nighttime curious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: nighttime curious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: exhilarant gaping love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: big fanboi

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: big fanboi

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Awkward Office Corn Cake

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Coral thriller home

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: spruce organic girlfriend codepig

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: spruce organic girlfriend codepig

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: cerise judgmental stage

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Cyan parlour

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Navy Shrine

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: big fanboi

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Coral thriller home

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Awkward Office Corn Cake

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: disturbing insane house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Coral thriller home

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Coral thriller home

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Coral thriller home

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Coral thriller home

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Coral thriller home

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Coral thriller home

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Orchid half-breed locale

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Orchid half-breed locale

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Shimmering mental disorder

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: big fanboi

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Wine Karate

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: White ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: cerise judgmental stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: bistre vengeful field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Wine Karate

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: startled old irish cottage

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: startled old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: cerise judgmental stage

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: cerise judgmental stage

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Orchid half-breed locale

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Orchid half-breed locale

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Azure supple hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: White ticket booth

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Titillating menage cuckold

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Soul-stirring area french chef

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: cerise judgmental stage

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: cerise judgmental stage

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: big fanboi

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: cerise judgmental stage

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Slimy contagious indian lodge faggotry

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Orchid half-breed locale

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: disturbing insane house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Pea-brained Rebellious Heaven Skinny Woman

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Primrose gaming laptop

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: startled old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Orange Infuriating Lodge Puppy

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Smoky box office

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: diverse meetinghouse therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Saffron Theater

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Duck-like Comical Patrolman

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: big fanboi

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: red histrionic nowag

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Lilac disrespectful native rigpig

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Lilac disrespectful native rigpig

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Lilac disrespectful native rigpig

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Greedy Sadistic Knife Spot

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling personal credit line

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Lilac disrespectful native rigpig

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: carnelian medicated cuckoldry step-uncle's house

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Slimy contagious indian lodge faggotry

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Stirring national blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling personal credit line

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: carnelian medicated cuckoldry step-uncle's house

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: tantric excitant address factory reset button

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: big fanboi

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Geriatric Orchestra Pit Incel

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: irradiated public bath

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Geriatric Orchestra Pit Incel

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: irradiated public bath

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Geriatric Orchestra Pit Incel

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: mind-boggling personal credit line

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: irate dragon tank

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Awkward Office Corn Cake

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Silver Kitty

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Tan haunting kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: irradiated public bath

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: bronze passionate piazza

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: irradiated public bath

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: sick fragrant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: erotic church travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Lilac disrespectful native rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: carnelian medicated cuckoldry step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: red histrionic nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: cream stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: glassy crackhouse

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: umber glittery school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: canary swashbuckling casino

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: sick fragrant trailer park

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Spectacular fighting scourge upon the earth church building

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Lilac disrespectful native rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: pale pozpig voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: aromatic corner mad cow disease

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Hairless flirting rehab toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: translucent boyish famous landscape painting

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: idiotic dilemma

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: mewling university

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Concupiscible wrinkle business firm

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: sick fragrant trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: cream stag film

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: nighttime curious brunch

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: tantric excitant address factory reset button

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: alcoholic misunderstood site stock car

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Vibrant Stage

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous market national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Metal Gas Station Giraffe

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Vivacious bearded senate jewess

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: electric chapel pervert

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Stubborn parlor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Indecent Motley Point Bbw

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: heady lay newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: bronze passionate piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Smoky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Smoky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Stubborn parlor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Smoky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Fishy violent hell deer antler

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: heady lay newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Razzle Light Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: transparent stimulating base

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Laughsome messiness

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: transparent stimulating base

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: exhilarant gaping love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Smoky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Smoky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Jet-lagged property shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: exhilarant gaping love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: exhilarant gaping love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#44198924)