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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
ungodly gas station
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Olive Toilet Seat
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Olive Toilet Seat
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Tan hell quadroon
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Olive Toilet Seat
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Tan hell quadroon
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Olive Toilet Seat
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
ungodly gas station
  01/05/26
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ungodly gas station
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Olive Toilet Seat
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
ungodly gas station
  01/06/26
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fragrant amethyst location
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Olive Toilet Seat
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Autistic orchestra pit
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Arousing Bisexual Round Eye
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
claret frum turdskin
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Olive Toilet Seat
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Cracking puce point
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Olive Toilet Seat
  01/06/26
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beta flushed stage
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
claret frum turdskin
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Olive Toilet Seat
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Cracking puce point
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Olive Toilet Seat
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Cracking puce point
  01/06/26
Lmao
ungodly gas station
  01/06/26
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maroon aggressive roommate
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
magenta yapping resort cuckold
  01/06/26
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Tan hell quadroon
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: ungodly gas station

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Olive Toilet Seat

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Olive Toilet Seat

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Tan hell quadroon

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Olive Toilet Seat

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Tan hell quadroon

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Olive Toilet Seat

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: ungodly gas station

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: ungodly gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Olive Toilet Seat

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: ungodly gas station

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: fragrant amethyst location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Olive Toilet Seat

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Autistic orchestra pit

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Arousing Bisexual Round Eye

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: claret frum turdskin

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Olive Toilet Seat

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Cracking puce point

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Olive Toilet Seat

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: beta flushed stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: claret frum turdskin

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Olive Toilet Seat

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Cracking puce point

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Olive Toilet Seat

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Cracking puce point

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: ungodly gas station

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: maroon aggressive roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: magenta yapping resort cuckold

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Tan hell quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2.#49566761)