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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Blathering primrose church
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
cracking volcanic crater cuckoldry
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Blathering primrose church
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
cracking volcanic crater cuckoldry
  05/01/26
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Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/01/26
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vigorous resort
  04/29/26
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Blathering primrose church
  04/29/26
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Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
flushed magical site
  04/29/26
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Black out-of-control alpha
  04/29/26
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Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/01/26
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Saffron racy giraffe voyeur
  04/30/26
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excitant roast beef parlour
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
excitant roast beef parlour
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Black out-of-control alpha
  05/02/26
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Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Blathering primrose church
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
flushed magical site
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Blathering primrose church
  04/29/26
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Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  04/29/26
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Irate regret abode
  04/29/26
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citrine piazza jap
  04/29/26
180!
Black out-of-control alpha
  04/29/26
hell yeah
vigorous resort
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Blathering primrose church
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Autistic Locale Wagecucks
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Blathering primrose church
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
cerebral indian lodge boltzmann
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Blathering primrose church
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
cerebral indian lodge boltzmann
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Blathering primrose church
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
contagious theatre goal in life
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Blathering primrose church
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
cerebral indian lodge boltzmann
  05/01/26
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Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
contagious theatre goal in life
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
cerebral indian lodge boltzmann
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/01/26
180
Irate regret abode
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
vigorous resort
  05/01/26
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Jade startled point
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
crawly cobalt space rigpig
  04/30/26
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crawly cobalt space rigpig
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
sepia territorial set queen of the night
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Blathering primrose church
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
cerebral indian lodge boltzmann
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Blathering primrose church
  05/01/26
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Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/01/26
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cerebral indian lodge boltzmann
  05/01/26
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Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Idiotic Fighting Windowlicker Property
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/01/26
congrats!
excitant roast beef parlour
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Irate regret abode
  05/01/26
180
Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Blathering primrose church
  05/01/26
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Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Idiotic Fighting Windowlicker Property
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing
  05/01/26
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Black out-of-control alpha
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: cracking volcanic crater cuckoldry

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: cracking volcanic crater cuckoldry

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: vigorous resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: flushed magical site

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Black out-of-control alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Saffron racy giraffe voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: excitant roast beef parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: excitant roast beef parlour

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Black out-of-control alpha

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: flushed magical site

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Irate regret abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: citrine piazza jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Black out-of-control alpha

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: vigorous resort

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Autistic Locale Wagecucks

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: cerebral indian lodge boltzmann

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge boltzmann

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: contagious theatre goal in life

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge boltzmann

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: contagious theatre goal in life

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge boltzmann

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Irate regret abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: vigorous resort

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Jade startled point



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: crawly cobalt space rigpig

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: crawly cobalt space rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: sepia territorial set queen of the night

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge boltzmann

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Idiotic Fighting Windowlicker Property

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: excitant roast beef parlour

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Irate regret abode

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Blathering primrose church

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Idiotic Fighting Windowlicker Property

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Bipolar Hyperactive Genital Piercing

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Black out-of-control alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860163)