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How the fuck are you not in utter fear of getting pancreatic cancer pwned??!

Not easily diagnosed early. By the time you find out, you ha...
Laughsome Drunken Elastic Band Filthpig
  07/25/21
What can you do to avoid it
Flushed sadistic home chad
  07/25/21
get the shot
Cerise really tough guy stage
  07/25/21
Let’s live life in fear! Stay the fuck home! Wear two...
Duck-like Green Tanning Salon Fanboi
  07/25/21
...
dashing church hominid
  07/25/21
Ok now what?
outnumbered site blood rage
  07/25/21
fraud virus is fraud. but pancreatic cancer is real, brother...
Laughsome Drunken Elastic Band Filthpig
  07/25/21
I'm not afraid to die.
House-broken institution
  07/25/21
don't drive! you could die instantly from car crash!!!
Jade big water buffalo
  07/25/21
i've been paying pfizer $75 per month for anti-pancreatic ca...
Stirring garrison
  07/25/21
Heard they give you a discount on bear repellant
House-broken institution
  07/25/21
same, it is 180. I use the "plus" version which...
Jade big water buffalo
  07/25/21
I've already had pancreatic cancer, so pretty sure i'm immun...
irradiated wrinkle nibblets
  09/14/21
RIP Norm
Laughsome Drunken Elastic Band Filthpig
  09/14/21
Maxing out my 401k keeps me calm
impressive range
  09/14/21
Try not to eat more than 50 hot dogs per year.
multi-colored abusive chapel
  09/14/21
this is why you should never go to the doctor, why would you...
balding parlour selfie
  09/14/21
Remember his Mayo Clinic bit?
vigorous amethyst dragon
  09/14/21
no
balding parlour selfie
  09/14/21
...
jcm800
  12/23/25
I don't drink so thats a major risk factor right there
Sepia concupiscible internal respiration
  09/14/21
Only thing you can do prob is take it easy on your pancreas ...
Very Tactful Impertinent Keepsake Machete Space
  09/14/21
booze too
rebellious school cafeteria
  09/14/21
Yes
Very Tactful Impertinent Keepsake Machete Space
  09/14/21
:(
UN peacekeeper
  12/23/25
I’d be glad to get a pancreatic cancer diagnosis rn. C...
n-word scissorhands
  12/23/25
Fortuitous Pancreatic Cancer
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25
Yea, Pancreatic Cancer Fear is real and a thing, but what ar...
(._.`)
  12/23/25


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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Drunken Elastic Band Filthpig

Not easily diagnosed early. By the time you find out, you have 8 months to live (and not good ones at that). Wtf! How are you going about life as if this won't get you!??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#42838706)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Flushed sadistic home chad

What can you do to avoid it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#42838707)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: Cerise really tough guy stage

get the shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#42838744)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Duck-like Green Tanning Salon Fanboi

Let’s live life in fear! Stay the fuck home! Wear two masks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#42838716)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: dashing church hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#42838719)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: outnumbered site blood rage

Ok now what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#42838723)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:36 PM
Author: Laughsome Drunken Elastic Band Filthpig

fraud virus is fraud. but pancreatic cancer is real, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#42838735)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:39 PM
Author: House-broken institution

I'm not afraid to die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#42838746)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: Jade big water buffalo

don't drive! you could die instantly from car crash!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#42838776)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Stirring garrison

i've been paying pfizer $75 per month for anti-pancreatic cancer injections.

and not a single bit of pancreatic cancer since i started. best money ive ever spent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#42838789)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 1:55 PM
Author: House-broken institution

Heard they give you a discount on bear repellant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#42838795)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 2:01 PM
Author: Jade big water buffalo

same, it is 180.

I use the "plus" version which costs me 3x but def worth it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#42838815)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: irradiated wrinkle nibblets

I've already had pancreatic cancer, so pretty sure i'm immune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#43117222)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 6:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Drunken Elastic Band Filthpig

RIP Norm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#43116798)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: impressive range

Maxing out my 401k keeps me calm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#43116803)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: multi-colored abusive chapel

Try not to eat more than 50 hot dogs per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#43117204)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: balding parlour selfie

this is why you should never go to the doctor, why would you want to know that you have a terminal illness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#43117211)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: vigorous amethyst dragon

Remember his Mayo Clinic bit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#43117218)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: balding parlour selfie

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#43117231)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: jcm800



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#49535333)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Sepia concupiscible internal respiration

I don't drink so thats a major risk factor right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#43117216)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:09 PM
Author: Very Tactful Impertinent Keepsake Machete Space

Only thing you can do prob is take it easy on your pancreas by not eating a carb heavy and sugar including fructose heavy diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#43117221)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: rebellious school cafeteria

booze too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#43117229)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: Very Tactful Impertinent Keepsake Machete Space

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#43117237)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#49535328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: n-word scissorhands

I’d be glad to get a pancreatic cancer diagnosis rn. Could killself with a totally clear conscience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#49535332)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century

Fortuitous Pancreatic Cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#49535336)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: (._.`)

Yea, Pancreatic Cancer Fear is real and a thing, but what are you going to do? Just live healthy and take care of yourself and try not to think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4885309&forum_id=2.#49535342)