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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
hairraiser indigo sanctuary
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
henna alcoholic knife mad cow disease
  04/05/26
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Crusty blood rage
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
hairraiser indigo sanctuary
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
hairraiser indigo sanctuary
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
henna alcoholic knife mad cow disease
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
outnumbered green roast beef
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Light zombie-like parlor
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
hairraiser indigo sanctuary
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Light zombie-like parlor
  04/05/26
...
henna alcoholic knife mad cow disease
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Drab stirring mother
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Crusty blood rage
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Kink-friendly institution liquid oxygen
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Cerebral dragon travel guidebook
  04/05/26
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bistre hospital hairy legs
  04/05/26
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ruby quadroon
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Insecure prole stead
  04/05/26
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orange contagious place of business
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
hairraiser indigo sanctuary
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Insecure prole stead
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Godawful ticket booth wagecucks
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Copper irate clown
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
beady-eyed dead national stock car
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Judgmental ebony national security agency
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Chest-beating lay codepig
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Copper irate clown
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Judgmental ebony national security agency
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Chest-beating lay codepig
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
bistre hospital hairy legs
  04/05/26
...
henna alcoholic knife mad cow disease
  04/05/26
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crimson base
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Godawful ticket booth wagecucks
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Chest-beating lay codepig
  04/05/26
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ocher haunting range
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
ocher haunting range
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Bipolar Concupiscible Tattoo
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
dark degenerate cuckold
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
hairraiser indigo sanctuary
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Godawful ticket booth wagecucks
  04/05/26
...
Chest-beating lay codepig
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: hairraiser indigo sanctuary

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: henna alcoholic knife mad cow disease

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Crusty blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: hairraiser indigo sanctuary

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: hairraiser indigo sanctuary

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: henna alcoholic knife mad cow disease

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: outnumbered green roast beef

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Light zombie-like parlor

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: hairraiser indigo sanctuary

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Light zombie-like parlor

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: henna alcoholic knife mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Drab stirring mother

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Crusty blood rage

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Kink-friendly institution liquid oxygen

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Cerebral dragon travel guidebook

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: bistre hospital hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: ruby quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Insecure prole stead

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: orange contagious place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: hairraiser indigo sanctuary

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Insecure prole stead

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Godawful ticket booth wagecucks

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Copper irate clown

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed dead national stock car

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Judgmental ebony national security agency

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Chest-beating lay codepig

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Copper irate clown

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Judgmental ebony national security agency

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Chest-beating lay codepig

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: bistre hospital hairy legs

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: henna alcoholic knife mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: crimson base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Godawful ticket booth wagecucks

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating lay codepig

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: ocher haunting range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: ocher haunting range

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Bipolar Concupiscible Tattoo

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: dark degenerate cuckold

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: hairraiser indigo sanctuary

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Godawful ticket booth wagecucks

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating lay codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2.#49812165)