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Kash Patel: FBI applicants can fuck hookers now. And oh yeah, dogs too

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fbi-pros...
heady cobalt partner garrison
  09/04/26
what about lizards? I bet he'd like to change that policy.
Slippery Sandwich Messiness
  09/04/26
waiting for the answer from kash
turquoise pit
  09/04/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  09/10/26
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heady cobalt partner garrison
  09/04/26
We were rejecting guys who fucked hookers? No wonder the ag...
garnet stain main people
  09/04/26
they prob still reject ppl for just smoking a joint a single...
turquoise pit
  09/04/26
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Flesh piazza
  09/04/26
Friend of mine also had offer pulled due to "inconclusi...
Arrogant tantric patrolman trailer park
  09/04/26
lol in Trump's America our best and brightest LEOs pay for s...
histrionic wagecucks
  09/04/26
If bestiality is a bar you lose a ton of good white applican...
lake space
  09/04/26
Go back to Pakistan faggot
Lascivious knife lodge
  09/04/26
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peach stage lettuce
  09/05/26
In two years of Trump, the DOJ and FBI have gone from being ...
green personal credit line business firm
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peach stage lettuce
  09/05/26
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histrionic wagecucks
  09/05/26
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lake space
  09/05/26
Degenerate trannies out. Chill, fratty dogfuckers in.
Big Pozpig
  09/04/26
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jungian pet therapist
  09/10/26
"if they have paid for sex three times or fewer in the ...
Stimulating temple
  09/05/26
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jungian pet therapist
  09/10/26
doesnt life epxeirnec ehelp u cathcing criminal ub asicalyl ...
VoteRepublican
  09/10/26
MAGA!
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  09/10/26
"knew i should have waited for an fbi job opening"...
queensbridge benzo
  09/10/26
beast mode
....,.,.,,.,.,.,.....,,...,.
  09/10/26
hexk ya!
28 grams later
  09/10/26
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So we looked at the data
  09/16/26
who the fuck actually gets hired for these jobs. ive never m...
Covid was a Hoax
  09/16/26


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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: heady cobalt partner garrison

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/fbi-prostitution-bestiality-jobs-hiring-b3042852.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116240)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Slippery Sandwich Messiness

what about lizards? I bet he'd like to change that policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116241)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: turquoise pit

waiting for the answer from kash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116243)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:47 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50126298)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50127873)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: heady cobalt partner garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116272)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: garnet stain main people

We were rejecting guys who fucked hookers? No wonder the agency is such a disaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116342)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: turquoise pit

they prob still reject ppl for just smoking a joint a single time at age 16, i got an FBI conditional offer rejected many years ago cause failed polygraph, i didnt even inhale just blew off a joint once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116355)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Flesh piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116525)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Arrogant tantric patrolman trailer park

Friend of mine also had offer pulled due to "inconclusive" polygraph and he did not even lie lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116531)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: histrionic wagecucks

lol in Trump's America our best and brightest LEOs pay for sex with hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116358)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: lake space

If bestiality is a bar you lose a ton of good white applicants. Dog fucking is pretty normalized at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116599)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Lascivious knife lodge

Go back to Pakistan faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116601)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: peach stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116974)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: green personal credit line business firm

In two years of Trump, the DOJ and FBI have gone from being impossible to get considered to waving in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116603)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: peach stage lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116975)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: histrionic wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50117035)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: lake space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50117036)



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Date: September 4th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Big Pozpig

Degenerate trannies out. Chill, fratty dogfuckers in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116607)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: jungian pet therapist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50126205)



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Date: September 5th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: Stimulating temple

"if they have paid for sex three times or fewer in the last decade"

They're going to have to ease that a lot further for many of the guys they need.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50116967)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: jungian pet therapist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50126206)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

doesnt life epxeirnec ehelp u cathcing criminal ub asicalyl have to be a softcore one duhhh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50126207)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50126276)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:26 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

"knew i should have waited for an fbi job opening" (trump's new ice hires)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50126281)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 5:52 AM
Author: ....,.,.,,.,.,.,.....,,...,.


beast mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50126300)



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Date: September 10th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: 28 grams later (from places u cant stare back)

hexk ya!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50126302)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50137812)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

who the fuck actually gets hired for these jobs. ive never met an fbi agent in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900658&forum_id=2.#50137831)