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wtf. judge just ordered that i wear a toupee in his courtroom.
| boltzmann penis | 01/07/26 |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: boltzmann penis before we got started he began asking me questions about my hair loss: when it started, how i feel about it, etc. if he had stopped there it would already have been the worst day of my professional life. but THEN he went into like a ten-minute diatribe about professionalism and presentation, before finally saying that i am not to show up in his courtroom again with my “disgusting bald pate” showing. i asked him, in all seriousness, if i should wear a hat and he just kind of laughed and said “no.” he then said we would reconvene tomorrow once i was ready to appear in a manner befitting an officer of the court. so now my client is pissed and sending me nasty texts while i am trying to find where you can even buy a same-day toupee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2.#49569187) |
Date: January 7th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: "'''''"'''"""''''" you should show up in a powdered wig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2.#49569195) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: boltzmann penis i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so far are costume wigs, including exactly what you suggest, some joe dirt mock-up, a long purple braid like the chick from kpop demon hunters, and a bride of frankenstein beehive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2.#49569207) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:12 PM Author: boltzmann penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2.#49571012) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: which dad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2.#49571016) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: liberal mustiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2.#49571017) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:18 PM Author: OldHLSDude Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2.#49571020) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Post nut horror (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2.#49571036) |