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R/ boydinnerdiaries is the most depressing thing ever
| little man | 07/18/26 |
| little man | 07/18/26 |
| clod | 07/18/26 |
| Dirty Penis | 07/18/26 |
| gunnerretttired | 07/18/26 |
| Juan Eighty | 07/18/26 |
| gunnerretttired | 07/18/26 |
| FizzKidd | 07/18/26 |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 3:04 PM Author: little man So… around 8 years ago I tried to hang myself. Evidently, it didn’t work. The only “rope” I had was an old shoe string that immediately broke. As soon as it happened I realized what a stupid decision it was and promised myself I’d never even consider that an option, no matter what. I never told anyone in my life about it, not friends, family, or my ex that I was with for 6 years.
Before that, though, I used to tie nooses pretty obsessively. I’d use anything I had on hand, headphone wires, shoe laces, strings I’d find lying around. I honestly got pretty good at it. I’m a rock climber now and have gotten compliments on how clean my figure 8 knots are, so I’ve turned that skill into something more positive.
Well, the other day I was watching some tv after work, and wearing some shorts with a really long draw string. I was sitting there absentmindedly tying different knots when the thought occurred to me to see if I could still tie a noose. As I was sitting there trying I realized I couldn’t remember how to do it. That revelation made me really happy. I don’t want to know how to do it, I won’t ever need to know how to tie one again and I’m content with that. |
Date: July 18th, 2026 3:04 PM Author: little man my wife came home late last night in a bit of a mood. she had just come back from a family members funeral about 5 hours away. Not anyone she was close with (or I would have gone with her), but family is important to her, so she went. She went with her mom, who is known to be a bit snarky and often puts her in a bad mood.
She got home after her long day and I had been drinking, was listening to my music loudly and enjoying myself. I had done my best to make sure the house was clean and chores were taken care of so she wouldn't have to do anything when she got home, but I forgot a couple things, litter boxes hadn't been scooped, and I left a load of laundry wet in the wash and forgot to transfer it to the dryer.
She didn't really take her bad mood out on me or anything, but I could tell she was agitated, she started to take care of the litter boxes and I said "sorry I meant to do that before you got home, I can take care of it" which was met with a passive-agressive "it's fine I got it". little stuff like that. She also went to bed without saying a word to me.
I was a little wounded by her coldness, but I understood. She had a long day, had to spend her whole Friday driving 10 hours in the car with her mom, and had just attended a family members funeral, and then she comes home and has to do the chores I didn't get to. I get it, I certainly wasn't going to hold it against her.
I woke up a bit earlier than she did and was just trying to think of something I could do to make up for her shitty day, but then she woke up and turned to me and apologized. it was a serious apology too, not just "sorry for being bitchy", she said "I'm really sorry for being rude last night I was irritated and I had a long day, but that's no excuse, you didn't deserve that, and I want to make it up to you"
I was kinda stunned. Like, bro you just spent your entire Friday doing shit you didn't want to do, everyone has bad moods and this one was 100% reasonable. I'm over here trying to think of a way to make up for the terrible day you just had and then YOU wake up and apologize to ME 😳
I truly do not deserve this woman. She really goes above and beyond to try and make me happy. I love my wife. Find someone that loves and respects you, and treat them right.
Breakfast is a homemade latte brewed with the espresso machine we got as a wedding gift. local roaster, very delicious coffee. I made her one too of course. |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: clod redditor #1 should help redditor #2 hang himself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883905&forum_id=2.#50008513) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: Dirty Penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883905&forum_id=2.#50008629) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: gunnerretttired (gunneratttt) As soon as /r/girldinnerstories got popular complaining about a bunch of dumb shit like getting pumped and dump it was inevitable there'd be a male offshoot with shit like attempting suicide
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Date: July 18th, 2026 5:16 PM Author: Juan Eighty /r/girldinnerdiaries was just Reddit birdbrains appropriating the concept of /r/kitchencels, which was an actually funny subreddit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883905&forum_id=2.#50008685) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: gunnerretttired (gunneratttt) Didn't realize that, I thought girldinners spawned it because girls wanted to yap more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883905&forum_id=2.#50008689) |
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Date: July 18th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: FizzKidd (probably not even asian) so now the shoes on the other foot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883905&forum_id=2.#50008638) |