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Date: July 14th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: unhinged splenetic legend



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Date: July 31st, 2024 9:55 PM
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Date: August 15th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: Dark big school cafeteria

Susan Crabtree

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🚨🚨EXCLUSIVE and BREAKING: During a Donald Trump visit to North Carolina yesterday, a woman Secret Service special agent abandoned her post to breastfeed with no permission/warning to the event site agent, according to three sources in the Secret Service community.

Shortly before Trump's motorcade arrival -- I'm told five minutes beforehand -- the site agent was getting ready for the arrival. (The site agent is the person in charge of the entire event's security.)

The site agent went to do one final sweep of the walking route and found the agent breast-feeding her child in a room that is supposed to be set aside for important Secret Service official work, i.e. a potential emergency related to the president.

A working agent on duty cannot bring a child to a protective assignment. The woman was out of the Atlanta Field Office.

The woman agent was in the room with two other family members.

The agent and her family members bypassed the Uniformed Division checkpoint and were escorted by an unpinned event staff into the room to breastfeed, the sources said. Unpinned means they have not been cleared by the Secret Service to be there.

When contacted about the incident, Secret Service spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said the incident did not have an impact on the event. and it's under review.

"All employees of the U.S. Secret Service are held to the highest standards," he said. "While there was no impact to the North Carolina event, the specifics of this incident are being examined. Given this is a personnel matter, we are not in a position to comment further."

https://x.com/susancrabtree/status/1824059727766290534

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Date: August 15th, 2024 1:14 PM
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Date: October 5th, 2024 11:04 PM
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Date: August 15th, 2024 1:08 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2024 4:58 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Confused sticky center

These cookies are good I know we're not supposed to eat on duty but like nobody really cares and they're free so no big deal oh em gee Brad looks so good in his new suit wow he must be working out a lot he's like the hottest agent on the whole detail I know he's married but I would totally do him and like his wife is such a bitch she looks so fat I saw her socials and she looks bloated and gross I know she said she had a quote unquote miscarriage but I think she's just overweight wow they have more cookies I'll grab one for later yeah the calorie chart on that app said I could have like two cookies per day and still keep my target weight okay motorcade is ready where is Mogul he's supposed to be with Jessica doesn't she even know where her protectee is that's like her only job I swear she can't even open that door properly she's like ninety pounds and probably throwing up again I swear she was puking at dinner yesterday because Melissa said she heard her in the bathroom and was wiping something off her shirt everyone knows she's bulemic okay Mogul is on the move SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED fuck fuck fuck remember your training remember the academy fuck fuck holster sidearm scan and clear holster sidearm fuck I can't get the snap off is my gun supposed to be pointed that way fuck where's the shooter get the shooter okay what false alarm we're clear I totally thought we had another Butler on our hands and I am so not ready for that get Mogul into the tunnel get him covered where is Jessica why can't they get the limo door open what was that noise it was probably just a balloon but didn't the director say we needed to treat it like it was the real thing god I could use a drink do you think they have a wine bar around here do they have any more of those cookies?

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Date: August 16th, 2024 10:17 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2024 10:18 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2024 10:33 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2024 11:18 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2024 11:25 PM
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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:51 PM
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Date: October 5th, 2024 10:55 PM
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Date: October 5th, 2024 11:03 PM
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Date: October 5th, 2024 11:05 PM
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Date: October 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
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Date: November 30th, 2025 2:52 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2025 7:04 AM
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Date: April 25th, 2026 9:19 PM
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Date: April 25th, 2026 9:20 PM
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Date: October 27th, 2024 3:45 PM
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Date: December 27th, 2025 8:56 PM
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