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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Turquoise Cuck
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
Hairless titillating cuckoldry
  05/20/25
Never played it
Turquoise Cuck
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
concupiscible brunch
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Turquoise Cuck
  05/20/25
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rusted prole
  10/24/25
wario land
Vengeful Bat Shit Crazy Trailer Park Roast Beef
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Turquoise Cuck
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
Bateful shrine
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
Turquoise Cuck
  05/20/25
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rusted prole
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
big violent round eye
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Turquoise Cuck
  10/23/25
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rusted prole
  10/23/25
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Irradiated Cumskin
  10/23/25
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rusted prole
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
lascivious nudist potus theatre
  10/23/25
Jesus
Hairless titillating cuckoldry
  10/23/25
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rusted prole
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
charcoal church building
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
charcoal church building
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Hairless titillating cuckoldry
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
charcoal church building
  10/25/25
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rusted prole
  10/25/25
https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.co...
charcoal church building
  10/25/25
180
rusted prole
  10/25/25
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Turquoise Cuck
  10/25/25
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rusted prole
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
  08/25/26
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lfo
  08/26/26
The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (d...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26


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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Turquoise Cuck

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Hairless titillating cuckoldry

We're doing rape tape right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#48949213)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Turquoise Cuck

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: concupiscible brunch

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#48949395)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Turquoise Cuck

It came out in 1997

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#48949423)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: rusted prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49371166)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Vengeful Bat Shit Crazy Trailer Park Roast Beef

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Turquoise Cuck

Wario Land is a prestigious game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#48949421)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Bateful shrine

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#48949452)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Turquoise Cuck

Yeah that was engagement bait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#48949455)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: rusted prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49369977)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: big violent round eye

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#48952001)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Turquoise Cuck

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49369974)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: rusted prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49369976)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Irradiated Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49369600)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: rusted prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49370344)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: lascivious nudist potus theatre

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49369616)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Hairless titillating cuckoldry

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49370048)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: rusted prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49370345)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: charcoal church building

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49374858)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: charcoal church building

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Hairless titillating cuckoldry

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49374875)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: charcoal church building

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: rusted prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49374904)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: charcoal church building

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49374915)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: rusted prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49374955)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Turquoise Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49374922)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: rusted prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#49374956)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#50093422)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#50094775)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (didn't play the last one that was a shooter or some shit...only the ones where you controlled motherfuckers like Abe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2.#50094784)