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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
| brilliant comical stead water buffalo | 04/29/26 |
| dashing rigor keepsake machete | 04/29/26 |
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| brilliant comical stead water buffalo | 04/29/26 |
| Massive brunch hominid | 05/01/26 |
| underhanded library | 04/29/26 |
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| Lemon boyish party of the first part | 04/30/26 |
| Diverse immigrant | 05/01/26 |
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| brilliant comical stead water buffalo | 04/29/26 |
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| Massive brunch hominid | 04/29/26 |
| beta effete newt | 04/29/26 |
| Excitant Mahogany Wrinkle | 04/29/26 |
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| Massive brunch hominid | 05/01/26 |
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| beta effete newt | 05/01/26 |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: dashing rigor keepsake machete 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: dashing rigor keepsake machete Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Floppy bronze dingle berry menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: underhanded library the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: brass patrolman brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: Lemon boyish party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Diverse immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Diverse immigrant you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: brass patrolman brethren https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: underhanded library Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: beta effete newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Excitant Mahogany Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: brass patrolman brethren 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Floppy bronze dingle berry menage hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: irradiated therapy step-uncle's house What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: emerald curious idiot What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: emerald curious idiot How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Violent navy regret Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: emerald curious idiot I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Violent navy regret How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: emerald curious idiot I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: beta effete newt 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Floppy bronze dingle berry menage 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Tripping range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: ruby electric theatre How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: ruby electric theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Multi-colored citrine den puppy just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: emerald curious idiot Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: emerald curious idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Orange cuck set Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Diverse immigrant congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: beta effete newt Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: brilliant comical stead water buffalo Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Orange cuck set Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Massive brunch hominid Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: brass patrolman brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860163) |