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Goals for 2025: $1.5m Net Worth, 150 Countries Visited, 1,500 Nigga Cocks in Ass

I just need abt a 20% gain in my portfolio to get to 1.5m. S...
self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor
  12/07/24
Just do casual 20% gain in a year lmao This year was an a...
Motley lilac hominid orchestra pit
  12/07/24
The S&P is up a casual ~30% in the last year.
exhilarant feces
  12/07/24
It was up 40% October to October
avocado sticky parlour generalized bond
  12/07/24
and it's likely to keep going up until an inevitable crash f...
exhilarant feces
  12/07/24
Even if it has a 10% correction it will then continue going ...
self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor
  12/07/24
If you're in it for the long-term it doesn't matter.
exhilarant feces
  12/07/24
Going up 20% in a year is entirely possible but also totally...
beta locale regret
  12/07/24
My useless and worthless prediction is that we'll see more g...
exhilarant feces
  12/07/24
When was last time there wasa stock market crash cause of a ...
self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor
  12/07/24
Like I said, just a useless and worthless prediction. There ...
exhilarant feces
  12/07/24
Who cares nigga I just need one year of good gains and I'm s...
self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor
  12/07/24
Even since August 5 it's up 30% on qqq faggot, 425 to 525 ...
self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor
  12/07/24
Then why has your net worth been stuck in neutral for like f...
beta locale regret
  12/07/24
20% is nothing u faggot, that's a slightly above avg year an...
self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor
  12/07/24
...
beta locale regret
  12/07/24
whr are we on this, aristotle?
self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor
  12/31/25
SVIX is EASY MONEY for the next year or two, mainly due to T...
exhilarant feces
  12/07/24
Wtf is this shit u might as well just do TQQQ
self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor
  12/07/24
SVIX allows you to short the VIX. This is inherently a winni...
exhilarant feces
  12/07/24
SVXY is safer imo. It used to be -1 VIX until it was nearly ...
avocado sticky parlour generalized bond
  12/07/24
XIV did the same and did wipe out. SVXY does the same but in...
exhilarant feces
  12/07/24
lmao at this flame
multi-colored theatre
  12/07/24
Not flame faggot, it will easily happen inshallah praise All...
self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor
  12/07/24
Tommy did you achieve your goals
beta locale regret
  12/31/25
NW $1,427,511 which given that it went below 900k after Oran...
self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor
  12/31/25
So you're poor and incel? I'm sorry for your loss :(
beta locale regret
  12/31/25
Damn dude you’ve been COUNTRYMAXXXXXING. I’m sti...
startled candlestick maker
  12/31/25
inshallah i will get to 170+ this year once i finish south p...
self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor
  01/01/26
And St. Tropez
startled candlestick maker
  01/01/26
EOY NW: $2,194,760 Countries Visited: 6 (same as last year,...
Ivory deranged lodge persian
  01/01/26
Waistline?
Vermilion crawly national
  01/02/26
Sorry. My tape measure is only 60” long.
Ivory deranged lodge persian
  01/02/26
Imagine clicking on this thread in your desktop. The phone ...
Lime Lay International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/01/26
...
Geriatric heady dilemma
  01/01/26
(guy not practicing good opsec)
beta locale regret
  01/01/26
fatter is already in turd heaven ass raping 69 lizards
self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor
  01/02/26


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Date: December 7th, 2024 6:50 AM
Author: self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor

I just need abt a 20% gain in my portfolio to get to 1.5m. Seems good chance of this happening.

I need 16 countries to get to 150. Shld be simple: First trip will go to Papua Nigga Guinea + 5-6 South Pacific Nations + NZ. Then in Summer will go to Europe finish the 4-5 countries I haven't visited then fly to Caribbean and do the 10-12 countries left there plus Guyana and Suriname. I shld get to like 155 or something

1,500 Nigga Cocks in Ass will be the difficult one. That's over 4.1 Nigga Cocks in Ass per day. It may be hard (and painful hehe) to maintain this rate but I will try my hardest and my go to Africa after Caribbean to get this done



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421430)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Motley lilac hominid orchestra pit

Just do casual 20% gain in a year lmao

This year was an anomaly

I trusting the guy who literally called the bottom of the Covid market who is saying we drop in 2025

You’ll be back in the 1 comma club this time next year!

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645459&forum_id=2#48419781

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421526)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: exhilarant feces

The S&P is up a casual ~30% in the last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421530)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: avocado sticky parlour generalized bond

It was up 40% October to October

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421538)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: exhilarant feces

and it's likely to keep going up until an inevitable crash from some of Trump's policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421542)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:03 AM
Author: self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor

Even if it has a 10% correction it will then continue going up and up and up..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421567)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: exhilarant feces

If you're in it for the long-term it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421570)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:49 AM
Author: beta locale regret

Going up 20% in a year is entirely possible but also totally outside the control of the average trader and Tommy T is the below average trader. For him to go up 20%, the market would have to go up like 35%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421551)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:03 AM
Author: exhilarant feces

My useless and worthless prediction is that we'll see more gains coming from Trump's pro-business policies until some sort of inevitable crash because of those same policies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421568)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor

When was last time there wasa stock market crash cause of a presidents policies u nigga? Even if u said loan crisis that took years to occur. Trump won't tank the market, geopolitics or economic crash will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421571)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: exhilarant feces

Like I said, just a useless and worthless prediction. There probably won't be any indicators of a potential economic crash until after Trump leaves, but he'll set some of the groundwork for one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421575)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor

Who cares nigga I just need one year of good gains and I'm set for life juiejuickjcock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421580)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor

Even since August 5 it's up 30% on qqq faggot, 425 to 525

TSLA is up 100% almost since then

Amazon like 50%..eat shit nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421569)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: beta locale regret

Then why has your net worth been stuck in neutral for like five years now, nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421585)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:37 AM
Author: self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor

20% is nothing u faggot, that's a slightly above avg year and once it peaks 20% I'm out then it can decline. Simple as

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421536)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: beta locale regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421549)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor

whr are we on this, aristotle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49551594)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: exhilarant feces

SVIX is EASY MONEY for the next year or two, mainly due to Trump winning. I recommended it when it dipped to around $22. It's at $30 now. Can't hold this for the long-term though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421528)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor

Wtf is this shit u might as well just do TQQQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421540)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: exhilarant feces

SVIX allows you to short the VIX. This is inherently a winning position because the VIX almost always overestimates actual volatility. There's your edge.

It follows and will continue to follow a predictable sawtooth pattern. It crashes whenever the VIX spikes, then rises for 1-3 years again before another big VIX spike.

TQQQ is a directional bet with leveraged ETF volatility drag that's barely any better than gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421544)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: avocado sticky parlour generalized bond

SVXY is safer imo. It used to be -1 VIX until it was nearly wiped out in 2018 and now it is -0.5 VIX and the rest is in treasuries and it grows much smoother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421548)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: exhilarant feces

XIV did the same and did wipe out. SVXY does the same but in a more conservative manner. All a matter of risk tolerance. I've made more money off of XIV and SVIX in terms of % gain than any other ETF/ETN I've owned. VTI is by far my biggest holding, but I get into a VIX short a few weeks after any big VIX spike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421563)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: multi-colored theatre

lmao at this flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421565)



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Date: December 7th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor

Not flame faggot, it will easily happen inshallah praise Allah juicejuicejews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#48421573)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: beta locale regret

Tommy did you achieve your goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49551539)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 1:00 AM
Author: self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor

NW $1,427,511 which given that it went below 900k after Orange Idiot's tariffs I'm amazed at

Countries: 156 so met

Nigga Cock: 0, even niggas dont want to furk this old turd. Ive just accepted this, it is what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49551592)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: beta locale regret

So you're poor and incel? I'm sorry for your loss :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49551847)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: startled candlestick maker

Damn dude you’ve been COUNTRYMAXXXXXING. I’m still at 134, you’re way ahead now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49551856)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor

inshallah i will get to 170+ this year once i finish south pacific, go turkemnistan and syria then finish andorra and hit niggaistan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49554195)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: startled candlestick maker

And St. Tropez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49554440)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Ivory deranged lodge persian

EOY NW: $2,194,760

Countries Visited: 6 (same as last year, visited only California, New York, New Jersey, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Texas this year).

Children: 4

Dependents: 5

House Square Footage: 4150



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49554296)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Vermilion crawly national

Waistline?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49555968)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Ivory deranged lodge persian

Sorry. My tape measure is only 60” long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49557850)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: Lime Lay International Law Enforcement Agency

Imagine clicking on this thread in your desktop. The phone rings, you answer it and walk away form your computer with this thread still

On the screen. Then your dad walks in and sees it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49554214)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Geriatric heady dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49554302)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: beta locale regret

(guy not practicing good opsec)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49554427)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:12 AM
Author: self-centered exciting fortuitous meteor

fatter is already in turd heaven ass raping 69 lizards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5645651&forum_id=2.#49555967)