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Why are Jews such terrible cooks?

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog b...
Blathering Smoky Orchestra Pit
  01/22/26
(single source bread consumer)
Razzle-dazzle carmine potus love of her life
  01/22/26
jews don't even know how yeast works
Blathering Smoky Orchestra Pit
  01/22/26
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light idea he suggested trust fund
  01/22/26
just 8 days a year
slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed
  01/22/26
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slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed
  01/22/26
the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to ...
Silver casino
  01/22/26
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light idea he suggested trust fund
  01/22/26
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CapTTTainFalcon
  01/23/26
Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just S...
jet theater stage
  01/22/26
"desert jew food" = arab food
Razzle-dazzle carmine potus love of her life
  01/22/26
Or turk, but yes
jet theater stage
  01/22/26
jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years ev...
slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed
  01/22/26
thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend
Razzle-dazzle carmine potus love of her life
  01/22/26
...
slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed
  01/22/26
cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.
slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed
  01/22/26
What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from othe...
Titillating elastic band hall
  01/22/26
difficult to gaslight people about taste of food
bateful deranged gaming laptop native
  01/22/26
Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee...
Thriller painfully honest market
  01/22/26
not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezi...
slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed
  01/22/26
you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than...
saffron location
  01/22/26
*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*
Thriller painfully honest market
  01/22/26
jews generally have bad taste
Indigo piazza corn cake
  01/22/26
the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath t...
histrionic mint giraffe quadroon
  01/22/26
this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machin...
slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed
  01/22/26
Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have ...
Stubborn black woman degenerate
  01/22/26
They are scared of ovens.
motley offensive feces
  01/22/26
Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval Europ...
Splenetic Toilet Seat
  01/22/26
...
slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed
  01/22/26
Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in ge...
vengeful space windowlicker
  01/22/26
do they even know how ovens work?
Blathering Smoky Orchestra Pit
  01/23/26
I feel like this is setting something up...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  01/23/26
cooking is beauty and beauty is truth
CapTTTainFalcon
  01/23/26
you're missing the letter "r"
htt
  01/23/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Blathering Smoky Orchestra Pit

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog barf, but why are jews in general so bad at cooking? Are they so cheap they can't afford basics like salt and pepper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609259)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle carmine potus love of her life

(single source bread consumer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609268)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Blathering Smoky Orchestra Pit

jews don't even know how yeast works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609272)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: light idea he suggested trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609286)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed

just 8 days a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609376)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609291)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Silver casino

the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to make a pretzel ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609273)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: light idea he suggested trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609288)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49613315)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: jet theater stage

Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just Slavic food, which tends to be pretty shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609278)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle carmine potus love of her life

"desert jew food" = arab food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609281)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: jet theater stage

Or turk, but yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609285)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed

jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years even before we went to europe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609289)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle carmine potus love of her life

thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609304)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609313)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed

cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609290)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Titillating elastic band hall

What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from other countries and call it Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609284)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: bateful deranged gaming laptop native

difficult to gaslight people about taste of food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609294)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Thriller painfully honest market

Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee beans in the freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609307)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed

not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezing beans keeps them fresh for longer.

edit: seems right https://www.foodandwine.com/freeze-coffee-beans-8675333

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609344)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: saffron location

you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than a couple of weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609355)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Thriller painfully honest market

*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609593)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Indigo piazza corn cake

jews generally have bad taste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609365)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: histrionic mint giraffe quadroon

the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609368)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed

this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machines.

and this is retarded because it doesnt go to the cuisine itself. even ortho women who cook ashkenazi food 24/7 are shit cooks bc the cuisine is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609369)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Stubborn black woman degenerate

Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have a bunch of restrictions even beyond the obvious stuff like no bacon. All the meat and dairy comes through a weird supply chain operated by Jews who know that their customers will pay an inflated price for a mediocre product. You can in theory make a good kosher mozzarella or steak, but the market is tiny given that a lot of religious Jews are working on a tight food budget and there are only good kosher restaurants in a few places. Even fruit and veg has rules and so everything is processed and not very fresh. It’s an entire food subculture running as like a niche overpriced Sysco/Walmart where you’re forbidden to try anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609568)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: motley offensive feces

They are scared of ovens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609570)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Splenetic Toilet Seat

Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval European peasant food. It's pretty basic, hardy stuff that poor eastern Euros had to eat. It's not that different from other traditional eastern European food: potatoes, beef, chicken, buckwheat, carrots, and limited spices mashed together in a dozen different ways.

It just never seemed to evolve like other Euro cuisines did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609576)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: slimy mad-dog skullcap half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49609621)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: vengeful space windowlicker

Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in general Jewish dietary laws make everything shittier. That is the real answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49610776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: Blathering Smoky Orchestra Pit

do they even know how ovens work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49611185)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I feel like this is setting something up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49613312)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

cooking is beauty and beauty is truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49613319)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: htt

you're missing the letter "r"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2.#49613320)