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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap
  12/08/25
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Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Slippery parlour lettuce
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
blue cracking gunner
  12/12/25
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Zombie-like international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
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razzmatazz chrome chapel
  12/17/25
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onyx prole toaster
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Marvelous shrine roast beef
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Marvelous shrine roast beef
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Frum Church Building
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
fuchsia lodge weed whacker
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap
  12/18/25
lol
henna multi-colored deer antler national
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
fuchsia lodge weed whacker
  12/17/25
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Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Zombie-like international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
jade partner mediation
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
henna multi-colored deer antler national
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Zombie-like international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
jade partner mediation
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Zombie-like international law enforcement agency
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Pontificating school cafeteria
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
salmon zippy state
  12/17/25
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Umber trip gas station
  12/17/25
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underhanded tattoo
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
geriatric depressive garrison
  12/17/25
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Mahogany gaped dragon station
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap
  12/17/25
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Wonderful drunken point stock car
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Crystalline range candlestick maker
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Talking concupiscible therapy plaza
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Pontificating school cafeteria
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Talking concupiscible therapy plaza
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Pontificating school cafeteria
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Talking concupiscible therapy plaza
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
hyperactive senate nibblets
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
jade partner mediation
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Crystalline range candlestick maker
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
jade partner mediation
  12/17/25
...
hyperactive senate nibblets
  12/17/25
I am not!
Crystalline range candlestick maker
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
maniacal fantasy-prone famous landscape painting
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Slippery parlour lettuce

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: blue cracking gunner

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Zombie-like international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz chrome chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: onyx prole toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Marvelous shrine roast beef

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Marvelous shrine roast beef

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Frum Church Building

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: fuchsia lodge weed whacker

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: henna multi-colored deer antler national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: fuchsia lodge weed whacker

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Zombie-like international law enforcement agency

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: jade partner mediation

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: henna multi-colored deer antler national

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like international law enforcement agency

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: jade partner mediation

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Zombie-like international law enforcement agency

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Pontificating school cafeteria

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: salmon zippy state

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Umber trip gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: underhanded tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: geriatric depressive garrison

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Mahogany gaped dragon station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Sooty duck-like wagecucks jap

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Wonderful drunken point stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Crystalline range candlestick maker

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Talking concupiscible therapy plaza

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Pontificating school cafeteria

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Talking concupiscible therapy plaza

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Pontificating school cafeteria

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Talking concupiscible therapy plaza

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: hyperactive senate nibblets

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: jade partner mediation

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Crystalline range candlestick maker

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: jade partner mediation

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: hyperactive senate nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Crystalline range candlestick maker

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: maniacal fantasy-prone famous landscape painting

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518198)