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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Twinkling Tank
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Unholy territorial indian lodge mother
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
fragrant aquamarine national
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
odious hospital place of business
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Charcoal Marketing Idea
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Curious Slap-happy Personal Credit Line Boltzmann
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
galvanic kitty cat
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Unholy territorial indian lodge mother
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Twinkling Tank
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
excitant orchid bbw liquid oxygen
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Chartreuse talented pisswyrm
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Twinkling Tank
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
lavender cruel-hearted hell reading party
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Twinkling Tank
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Costumed Floppy Legal Warrant
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Twinkling Tank
  08/29/25
no
Costumed Floppy Legal Warrant
  08/29/25
Eat shit
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  08/29/25
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Costumed Floppy Legal Warrant
  08/28/25
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Infuriating wonderful bawdyhouse dopamine
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
electric copper orchestra pit
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Crusty jade university people who are hurt
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
lake location
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Crusty jade university people who are hurt
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Thriller friendly grandma
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
pearly vibrant electric furnace
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
fragrant aquamarine national
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Twinkling Tank
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
fragrant aquamarine national
  08/28/25
wow
Curious Slap-happy Personal Credit Line Boltzmann
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
titillating up-to-no-good plaza
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
multi-colored henna newt doctorate
  08/29/25
...
Twinkling Tank
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Twinkling Tank
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
bronze concupiscible home
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
ruddy headpube
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Twinkling Tank

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Unholy territorial indian lodge mother

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: fragrant aquamarine national

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: odious hospital place of business

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Charcoal Marketing Idea

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Curious Slap-happy Personal Credit Line Boltzmann

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: galvanic kitty cat

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Unholy territorial indian lodge mother

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Twinkling Tank

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: excitant orchid bbw liquid oxygen

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Chartreuse talented pisswyrm

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Twinkling Tank

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: lavender cruel-hearted hell reading party

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Twinkling Tank

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Costumed Floppy Legal Warrant

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Twinkling Tank

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Costumed Floppy Legal Warrant

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Infuriating wonderful bawdyhouse dopamine

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Costumed Floppy Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Infuriating wonderful bawdyhouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: electric copper orchestra pit

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Crusty jade university people who are hurt

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: lake location

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Crusty jade university people who are hurt

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Thriller friendly grandma

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: pearly vibrant electric furnace

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: fragrant aquamarine national

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Twinkling Tank

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: fragrant aquamarine national

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Curious Slap-happy Personal Credit Line Boltzmann

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: titillating up-to-no-good plaza

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: multi-colored henna newt doctorate

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Twinkling Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Twinkling Tank

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: bronze concupiscible home

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: ruddy headpube

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#50102080)