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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
irate swollen garrison
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
aphrodisiac twinkling feces
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
puce affirmative action
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
ebony arousing bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
boyish fuchsia point
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
milky legend
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Free-loading forum windowlicker
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
aphrodisiac twinkling feces
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
irate swollen garrison
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Multi-colored unhinged headpube fortuitous meteor
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Excitant masturbator ticket booth
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
irate swollen garrison
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Saffron resort
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
irate swollen garrison
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Odious trust fund
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
irate swollen garrison
  08/29/25
no
Odious trust fund
  08/29/25
Eat shit
shaky crimson juggernaut
  08/29/25
...
Odious trust fund
  08/28/25
...
shaky crimson juggernaut
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Charismatic locus alpha
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Silver Market
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
talented mother
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Silver Market
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Disgusting 180 national
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
crystalline abode
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
puce affirmative action
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
irate swollen garrison
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
puce affirmative action
  08/28/25
wow
milky legend
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
razzle-dazzle twisted institution roast beef
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
nofapping chest-beating school
  08/29/25
...
irate swollen garrison
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
irate swollen garrison
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Submissive amber cuckold son of senegal
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
insanely creepy dilemma
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Golf Wigger
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: irate swollen garrison

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: aphrodisiac twinkling feces

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: puce affirmative action

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: ebony arousing bawdyhouse

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: boyish fuchsia point

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: milky legend

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Free-loading forum windowlicker

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: aphrodisiac twinkling feces

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: irate swollen garrison

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored unhinged headpube fortuitous meteor

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Excitant masturbator ticket booth

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: irate swollen garrison

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Saffron resort

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: irate swollen garrison

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Odious trust fund

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: irate swollen garrison

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Odious trust fund

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: shaky crimson juggernaut

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Odious trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: shaky crimson juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Charismatic locus alpha

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Silver Market

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: talented mother

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Silver Market

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Disgusting 180 national

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: crystalline abode

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: puce affirmative action

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: irate swollen garrison

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: puce affirmative action

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: milky legend

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle twisted institution roast beef

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: nofapping chest-beating school

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: irate swollen garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: irate swollen garrison

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Submissive amber cuckold son of senegal

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: insanely creepy dilemma

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2.#50102080)