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"The Hamptons" looks kinda shitty why do wealthy people vacation there?

I get that it is close to NYC but we have airplanes now you ...
painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage
  04/11/26
I don't get it either. The water on Long Island is freezing...
Big crackhouse
  04/11/26
If you're rich in NYC, you still live in an apartment. So y...
high-end heady hell
  04/11/26
Even A lake house upstate would be nicer imho
painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage
  04/11/26
Plenty of people do this too. It's like asking why the Ocean...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
Nobody you know will be there though.
high-end heady hell
  04/11/26
100% cr There are way nicer places to spend your time. No...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
Easy to go there every weekend. Easy to spend a month out th...
Onyx dragon
  04/11/26
Right and the parents can always pop back into the office if...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
It’s a rancid TTT
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
Considering your nouveau riche Jewish shitlaw background I'm...
sapphire startling wagecucks
  04/11/26
LOL at this prole retard take. Every few years ill go spend ...
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
Not reading that slop. Nothing I said was false. You are Jew...
sapphire startling wagecucks
  04/11/26
LOL loser, seethe
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
You are Jewish 🫵
sapphire startling wagecucks
  04/11/26
Nah, sorry prole
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
I'm independently wealthy and don't rely on daddy's blood mo...
sapphire startling wagecucks
  04/11/26
LOL sure thing peasant
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
You are a Jewish housepet 🫵✡️
sapphire startling wagecucks
  04/11/26
How are the mosquitoes
painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage
  04/11/26
A lot of MFH richmos are fundamentally addicted to working (...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
Based on the people I see every year there are more than you...
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
I agree and I think in the last 10 years it's definitely exp...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
St. B was way different prior to 2015. Used to be much quiet...
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
Yeah obviously because it was a hidden gem. The word got out...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
I wouldn't say a "hidden gem," people knew just no...
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
I am with you in spirit but I don't think those hotels can a...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
These hotels are the ones that sell out for the season almos...
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
I think given your passion for this you should run a hotel. ...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
Being in a customer service role aka hospitality would be gh...
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
Be the change you wish to see
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
NSAM already got me banned from Europe!
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
He's a ratfuck spinning
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
We all learned a valuable lesson that you can't just go arou...
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
He's ahead of his time imo
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
INTERPOL are on my trail
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
I think they're the most overrated band of their era imo. No...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
Haven't heard anything about them in years, do they still pu...
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
Not sure. But they have a really dedicated fanbase. They hav...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
I remember the 1-2 albums they put out in the early '00s wer...
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
Don't tell that to somebody who heckin loves Interpol
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
Sounds like a hectic day of shooting.
Kink-friendly curious set volcanic crater
  04/11/26
People think being a Hot Chick is easy but it sounds like a ...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
Even my dumbass teen neighbor girls somehow vacation in euro...
painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage
  04/11/26
I have met a surprising number of drooling illiterate Mexica...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
Always a lot of beaners in Aspen
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
Cr
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
There are just too many fucking people om earth, we need mas...
painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage
  04/11/26
The other problem is somehow all these thirdies now have the...
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
Cr. This "fancy" vineyard in the hamptons is owned...
painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage
  04/11/26
Ghastly. 14 more days until Soo CR Summer begins. We will be...
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
Roofing is a good career imo
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
mfcr
sable gay wizard
  04/11/26
The head of my mutual fund business lives in the Hamptons an...
crusty marvelous market macaca
  04/11/26
You are a compliance monkey
sapphire startling wagecucks
  04/11/26
...
sable gay wizard
  04/11/26
It's a shittier version of the jersey shore
tan business firm
  04/11/26
Because it’s far enough from the dindu thunderdome tha...
Bronze spot pervert
  04/11/26
governor Mamdani will fill it with Section 8 housing
Narrow-minded internal respiration
  04/11/26
Montauk is nice
Crystalline bull headed nibblets pit
  04/11/26
Montauk is the absolute worst, a once legit fishing town tur...
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
I feel triggered by this
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
Idk this was like 15 years ago and it was shockingly chill a...
Crystalline bull headed nibblets pit
  04/11/26
Yea, those days are over.
violent theater stage juggernaut
  04/11/26
Cr. Top Goldman brass from the early aughts went out there ...
Trip locale masturbator
  04/11/26
This makes me nostalgic for Tim Dillons rants about austere ...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
Because, if you have money but no class, it's a way to displ...
sable gay wizard
  04/11/26
New money is everywhere now, there's no prestige left IMO.
painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage
  04/11/26
The Hamptons had SOME prestige from the 70s/80s when THAT wa...
sable gay wizard
  04/11/26
Russians, Arabs, Jews, Armos, Flips. Third world got money. ...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
how nigger-tastic for the nigger-rich
sable gay wizard
  04/11/26
It's a new paradigm fren
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
Cr because all the growth is in shady industries and dealing...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
Other rich people are there so new rich people want to be th...
Geriatric Brethren
  04/11/26
Sounds like somebody wasn't invited to Dr. Jill's blowout su...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
It's a function of insecurity
sable gay wizard
  04/11/26
Being close to nyc is the worst thing about it
Crystalline bull headed nibblets pit
  04/11/26
The Hamptons, Nantucket and Martha's Vinyard all suck massiv...
Blathering Mahogany Filthpig
  04/11/26
Obviously cr however they can't teleport and hence the Hampt...
Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit
  04/11/26
They tryna make new slaves See that's that privately owne...
Crystalline bull headed nibblets pit
  04/11/26


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Date: April 11th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage

I get that it is close to NYC but we have airplanes now you can go somewhere much nicer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810408)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Big crackhouse

I don't get it either. The water on Long Island is freezing. The beach there isn't fun at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810410)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: high-end heady hell

If you're rich in NYC, you still live in an apartment. So you buy a house in the Hamptons with a pool near the beach and have outdoor parties all summer. All your rich friends (and kids' friends) will be there too.

Wealthy people aren't "vacationing" there, they're just chilling at their own house, and their whole social circle is there too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810415)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage

Even A lake house upstate would be nicer imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810530)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

Plenty of people do this too. It's like asking why the Ocean is more popular than inland lakes. It just is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810542)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: high-end heady hell

Nobody you know will be there though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810766)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

100% cr

There are way nicer places to spend your time. None of them are Close to NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810541)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Onyx dragon

Easy to go there every weekend. Easy to spend a month out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810419)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

Right and the parents can always pop back into the office if need be. And if you forget something you can always go back to your apartment and retrieve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810547)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

It’s a rancid TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810422)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: sapphire startling wagecucks

Considering your nouveau riche Jewish shitlaw background I'm shocked you're not a Hamptonsmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810423)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

LOL at this prole retard take. Every few years ill go spend some time there at a friend’s family estate and see if maybe it sucks less…nope. Hassle to get to from MFH, ugly beaches with cold water, every Hampton is 45+ minutes from each other so you spend the entire weekend driving or in an uber going to different people’s houses, shitty restaurants and or shit tier bars like Surflodge or Talkhouse. LMAO at this humiliation ritual for prole idiots who don’t summer in Europe. It makes sense for wagies who need to be tethered to their MFH wagecage I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810437)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: sapphire startling wagecucks

Not reading that slop. Nothing I said was false. You are Jewish btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810439)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

LOL loser, seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810441)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: sapphire startling wagecucks

You are Jewish 🫵

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810442)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

Nah, sorry prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810460)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: sapphire startling wagecucks

I'm independently wealthy and don't rely on daddy's blood money. I also have a wife and three beautiful children. You have nothing and are Jewish. Seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

LOL sure thing peasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810529)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: sapphire startling wagecucks

You are a Jewish housepet 🫵✡️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810548)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage

How are the mosquitoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

A lot of MFH richmos are fundamentally addicted to working (how they got rich to begin with) and don't want to completely unplug for a whole month. Most rich people are still going to try and substantially grow their wealth. They can't just Stop for long periods of time. You're in a very unique situation of generational wealth handed to you + no ambition in life. This almost never happens even among the mega elite, they typically want their kids to do stuff with their life and not vacation every single day.

The prospect of >go to Europe for months with near limitless budget just to have fun and never worry about anything ever is limited to a very, very small number of people to begin with. And even among those who could, many choose not to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810555)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

Based on the people I see every year there are more than you think. If you engaged in the decades long in depth stalking of others the way you have done with me, I think you'd find a lot of these people claiming to work hard and increase their wealth are flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810560)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

I agree and I think in the last 10 years it's definitely expanding as the top 10% gets richer due to tech stonks going to the moon. When I was growing up in a wealthy enclave no one ever went to Saint Barths. It seems like it blew up over time. People went to Florida all the time, shit people went to Africa and shit back in the day. I remember Aruba being a big deal. But I never heard of St Barths before 2015 or so and now I see people with hats and apparel it seems like every day. So I definitely think there's been an explosion of people just trying to gtfo of Manhattan on a grander scale than in the past.

I solemnly swear that I am not obsessed with you personally and I will strive to investigate other rich people who don't work, too. I will start a dossier on dilettantism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810567)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

St. B was way different prior to 2015. Used to be much quieter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810572)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

Yeah obviously because it was a hidden gem. The word got out and now it's a huge deal. Hawaii is like that too, too many fucking people. Exclusivity gets harder to find all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810578)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

I wouldn't say a "hidden gem," people knew just not every prole Dick and Harry. Thanks to scum influencer culture and social media anything that is at all good gets spammed all over the internet and becomes aspirational for every other piece of shit wannabe influencer who will leverage themselves to the hilt to go there and shoot "content." I wish all of these hotels and restaurants and bars would institute STRICT no photo/no video policies so this element would fuck off and die.

Nice hotels also need to institute a 2 adult/room CAP and a 3-5 night minimum so you don't get 6 prole girls sharing a room for 1 night so they can shoot reels all day and post it for a month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810581)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

I am with you in spirit but I don't think those hotels can afford not to let those chicks go nuts. It's free advertising. Look in the digital age every secret is revealed. It's the same with stocks and other assets. It used to be that only a small number of people paid attention to investing and now your Uber driver has a trading account. The more information gets out into the world the less undervalued assets there are. Like I own a bunch of Nvidia, I have absolutely no idea whether it will go up but I can't sleep at night if I didn't just because of FOMO. FOMO drives everything in the economy. It sucks we can't go back to the before times but things always change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810595)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

These hotels are the ones that sell out for the season almost entirely to regular guests year after year who take the same dates (the people being annoyed by the influencers). They don't need the advertising and they don't need to attract the low spend tacky crowd that is going to annoy their dependable, high spend, regulars. I also don't want non-guests allowed on property unless they have a booking at one of the restaurants. No one needs to see some dumb bitch doing a 20 minute photoshoot by the pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810605)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

I think given your passion for this you should run a hotel. Would love to see the Big Changes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810611)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

Being in a customer service role aka hospitality would be ghastly not a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810612)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

Be the change you wish to see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810619)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

NSAM already got me banned from Europe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810620)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

He's a ratfuck spinning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810634)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

We all learned a valuable lesson that you can't just go around willy nilly taking pictures of the inside of your own hotel room (or girls in it) when detective NSAM is on the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810642)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

He's ahead of his time imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810657)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

INTERPOL are on my trail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810660)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

I think they're the most overrated band of their era imo. No clue why they have so many fans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

Haven't heard anything about them in years, do they still put out new albums?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810673)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

Not sure. But they have a really dedicated fanbase. They have superfans who go to all their shows. I mean good for them. But I never 'got' it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810676)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

I remember the 1-2 albums they put out in the early '00s were good but then never thought about them again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810683)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

Don't tell that to somebody who heckin loves Interpol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810714)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly curious set volcanic crater

Sounds like a hectic day of shooting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810599)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

People think being a Hot Chick is easy but it sounds like a lot of work to turn it into a decent career

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810607)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage

Even my dumbass teen neighbor girls somehow vacation in europe every summer it has to be crowded AF there now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810573)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

I have met a surprising number of drooling illiterate Mexicans who routinely ski in Switzerland. Lmfao. I think skiing is a big status symbol in their culture for some reason. It's seen as this prestigious unobtanium and hence they obsess over it. Think of how far beaners are from the snow. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810583)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

Always a lot of beaners in Aspen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810584)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810602)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage

There are just too many fucking people om earth, we need massive 3rd world famines and wars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810588)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

The other problem is somehow all these thirdies now have the time and $ to travel and so you can't escape them anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810590)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage

Cr. This "fancy" vineyard in the hamptons is owned by mexicans lol probably cartel $ https://www.rgnywine.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810591)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

Ghastly. 14 more days until Soo CR Summer begins. We will be doing our best to avoid thirdies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810598)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

Roofing is a good career imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810613)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: sable gay wizard

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810615)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: crusty marvelous market macaca

The head of my mutual fund business lives in the Hamptons and takes a literal helicopter into the city like once a week. I have to hold his dick while he pees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810430)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: sapphire startling wagecucks

You are a compliance monkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810436)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: sable gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810616)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: tan business firm

It's a shittier version of the jersey shore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810543)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: Bronze spot pervert

Because it’s far enough from the dindu thunderdome that there’s practically no dindus. At this point that’s literally it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810585)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Narrow-minded internal respiration

governor Mamdani will fill it with Section 8 housing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810589)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Crystalline bull headed nibblets pit

Montauk is nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810594)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

Montauk is the absolute worst, a once legit fishing town turned into hipster/yuppie hybrid hell and populated with the worst of the worst people who share house summer Hamptons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810609)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

I feel triggered by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810623)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Crystalline bull headed nibblets pit

Idk this was like 15 years ago and it was shockingly chill and serene, no exorbitant show offs partying anywhere. The locals were all small business owners and very friendly. It was extremely quiet and peaceful everywhere and every meal had fresh lobster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810632)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: violent theater stage juggernaut

Yea, those days are over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810636)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Trip locale masturbator

Cr. Top Goldman brass from the early aughts went out there to chill. My sense is that it’s now gotten worked over by people many rungs down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810812)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

This makes me nostalgic for Tim Dillons rants about austere WASPs and the Southampton Bathing Corp and how all WASPs want in life is to not be around any Jews or Arabs lmao. Peak TD rant imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810637)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: sable gay wizard

Because, if you have money but no class, it's a way to display to the world that "I HAVE MONEY"

it's the ultimate insecurity / new money play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810621)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: painfully honest costumed dingle berry menage

New money is everywhere now, there's no prestige left IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810627)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: sable gay wizard

The Hamptons had SOME prestige from the 70s/80s when THAT wave of new money fled out there for their weekend homes after being shut-out of Newport, CT shore, North Shore, etc. I am old enough to remember the summer-shares of the 80s/90s

Now it's just a "Look at me! Look at me! I am rich! See?!?" for anything crawling in. There's a few vestiges out there (Bath & Tennis Club) but mostly just trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810645)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

Russians, Arabs, Jews, Armos, Flips. Third world got money. I literally remember being a kid and some Estonian guy told me that in the former Soviet Bloc Donald Trump was considered a hero by all because he put gold on everything. This captivated the Slavic imagination. Gold everything was as big as they could dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810655)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: sable gay wizard

how nigger-tastic for the nigger-rich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810661)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

It's a new paradigm fren

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810669)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

Cr because all the growth is in shady industries and dealing with third worlders so all the nouveau riche are fundamentally disgusting. There's been zero growth in old money for decades. Whites with Class are just hanging on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810646)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Geriatric Brethren

Other rich people are there so new rich people want to be there. It’s relatively close to NYC. The traffic there is horrendous during the summer. Don’t get the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810667)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

Sounds like somebody wasn't invited to Dr. Jill's blowout summerfests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810672)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: sable gay wizard

It's a function of insecurity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810678)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Crystalline bull headed nibblets pit

Being close to nyc is the worst thing about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Blathering Mahogany Filthpig

The Hamptons, Nantucket and Martha's Vinyard all suck massive ass. They're only popular because they're coastal places near the northeast.

If Northeastmos could teleport anywhere in the continental US all three of those places would die and they would go to Aspen or California or w/e



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810722)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Salmon Orchestra Pit

Obviously cr however they can't teleport and hence the Hamptons continues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810735)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Crystalline bull headed nibblets pit

They tryna make new slaves

See that's that privately owned prison

Get your piece today

They prolly all in the Hamptons

Braggin' 'bout what they made

Fuck you and your Hampton house

I'll fuck your Hampton spouse

Came on her Hampton blouse

And in her Hampton mouth

Y'all 'bout to turn shit up

I'm 'bout to tear shit down

I'm 'bout to air shit out

Now what the fuck they gon' say now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856027&forum_id=2.#49810789)