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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Red medicated abode
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
stirring burgundy faggotry
  03/24/25
yep
Jet glittery church
  03/24/25
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thirsty macaca parlour
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clear meetinghouse
  03/24/25
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Copper Vigorous Menage
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Hilarious stage
  03/24/25
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cream rebellious whorehouse reading party
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multi-colored crotch
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Swashbuckling mediation
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vibrant rambunctious point clown
  03/26/25
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Electric newt
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
Odious Frisky Party Of The First Part
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Razzle keepsake machete potus
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
Sticky love of her life
  03/24/25
titcr
180 nofapping wrinkle garrison
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
stirring burgundy faggotry
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
180 nofapping wrinkle garrison
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Titillating Corner
  03/24/25
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Jet glittery church
  03/24/25
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cream rebellious whorehouse reading party
  03/24/25
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Slap-happy Office Masturbator
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
Odious Frisky Party Of The First Part
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Hilarious stage
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
cream rebellious whorehouse reading party
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
orange cruise ship ratface
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
cream rebellious whorehouse reading party
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
orange cruise ship ratface
  03/24/25
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Slap-happy Office Masturbator
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
drab house-broken blood rage genital piercing
  03/24/25
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galvanic federal ladyboy
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
orange cruise ship ratface
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Provocative Sooty Principal's Office Legal Warrant
  03/24/25
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Electric newt
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
bright old irish cottage
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
green kitty cat tanning salon
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
brilliant business firm cumskin
  03/24/25
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brilliant business firm cumskin
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
stirring burgundy faggotry
  03/27/25
lol
Red medicated abode
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
orange cruise ship ratface
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Red medicated abode

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: stirring burgundy faggotry

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Jet glittery church

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: thirsty macaca parlour



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: clear meetinghouse



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Copper Vigorous Menage



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Hilarious stage

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: cream rebellious whorehouse reading party



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: multi-colored crotch



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mediation



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: vibrant rambunctious point clown

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Electric newt



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Odious Frisky Party Of The First Part

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Razzle keepsake machete potus

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Sticky love of her life

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: 180 nofapping wrinkle garrison

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: stirring burgundy faggotry

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: 180 nofapping wrinkle garrison

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Titillating Corner

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Jet glittery church



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: cream rebellious whorehouse reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Slap-happy Office Masturbator



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Odious Frisky Party Of The First Part

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Hilarious stage

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: cream rebellious whorehouse reading party

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: orange cruise ship ratface

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: cream rebellious whorehouse reading party

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: orange cruise ship ratface

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Slap-happy Office Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: drab house-broken blood rage genital piercing

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: galvanic federal ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: orange cruise ship ratface

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Provocative Sooty Principal's Office Legal Warrant

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Electric newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: bright old irish cottage

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: green kitty cat tanning salon

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: brilliant business firm cumskin

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: brilliant business firm cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: stirring burgundy faggotry

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Red medicated abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: orange cruise ship ratface

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2.#49493859)