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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park
  09/15/13
explain.
Garnet razzle kitty cat
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Titillating disturbing rigor
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
abusive main people
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Razzmatazz chrome dragon
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Smoky plaza brethren
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
odious institution
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Titillating disturbing rigor
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Buck-toothed flesh parlour turdskin
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
lascivious canary theatre
  09/15/13
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Laughsome ivory useless brakes organic girlfriend
  09/15/13
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Garnet razzle kitty cat
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Titillating disturbing rigor
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park
  09/15/13
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Contagious fuchsia mood mental disorder
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
hot locus
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
hyperventilating electric mexican
  09/15/13
its ok.
swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Big-titted field puppy
  09/25/15
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swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park
  12/03/15
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  12/03/15
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swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park
  01/22/16
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vibrant sanctuary
  01/22/16
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Contagious fuchsia mood mental disorder
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park
  06/22/16
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cerebral dilemma sex offender
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Multi-colored School Boistinker
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Multi-colored School Boistinker
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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  07/30/19
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  02/11/23
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appetizing church building volcanic crater
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
galvanic bat-shit-crazy people who are hurt
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Ultramarine Love Of Her Life
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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  02/11/23
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  10/25/23
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Garnet razzle kitty cat

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Titillating disturbing rigor

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: abusive main people

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz chrome dragon

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Smoky plaza brethren

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: odious institution

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Titillating disturbing rigor

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Buck-toothed flesh parlour turdskin

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: lascivious canary theatre

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Laughsome ivory useless brakes organic girlfriend



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Garnet razzle kitty cat



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Titillating disturbing rigor

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Contagious fuchsia mood mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: hot locus

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: hyperventilating electric mexican

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Big-titted field puppy

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: cerebral dilemma sex offender

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: vibrant sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Contagious fuchsia mood mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: cerebral dilemma sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored School Boistinker

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored School Boistinker

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: fragrant pungent multi-billionaire meetinghouse

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: appetizing church building volcanic crater

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy people who are hurt

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine Love Of Her Life

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Sooty Step-uncle's House Gay Wizard

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Carnelian painfully honest range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2.#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling snowy legal warrant trailer park

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